President Donald Trump to Give Alaska to the Russians!

[I Man Rastafari]

Greetings white people!


I want to bring you news of a great danger that has been uncovered and reported by Congressman Adam Schiff who is a white man and a representative to the Congress of Babylon from California. He has delivered the word that President Trump may trade Alaska to the Russians for certain favors if he is not justly convicted in the impeachment trial that is happening now. Alaska is a place far to the north near the North Pole and it is part of Babylon even though no one lives there. I am uncertain what information Congressman Schiff has received but he will probably release that information along with all the other secret information he has gathered on President Trump's scheming and colluding with Russians before the end of the trial.


For my part I have been working diligently toward the nomination of Senator Bernie Sanders to be the Presidential candidate of the Democratic Party. Senator Sanders is an old white man but for an old white man he is very enlightened. He will make a very fine President for Babylon and there will be many free things that are very costly just now. Maybe he will do something about the high cost of ganja in Babylon.


So my white friends I will conclude by saying to watch out for President Donald Trump because he is going to sell your fishing spot to Vladimir Putin if you do not vote for Senator Bernie Sanders.


Jah Guide!
Trevor

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: President Donald Trump to Give Alaska to the Russians!

I am not all concerned that President Trump may be selling or trading Alaska. The President did, of course, write The Art of the Deal.
I'm thinking the deal would include life long free housing to the Godly Sarah Palin, formerly a Republican candidate for Vice President.

Lots of missionaries have been in Alaska converting the natives. I'm sure the President would negotiate a deal to leave their igloo churches at least until they melt.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: President Donald Trump to Give Alaska to the Russians!

Lots of missionaries have been in Alaska converting the natives. I'm sure the President would negotiate a deal to leave their igloo churches at least until they melt.

Will they melt, though, Brother Mr Mayor, Sir? I mean, we've all been bored to death by that Greta child nagging on and on about "climate change" and so-called "global" (as if!) warming, but it makes no sense at all. These things balance themselves out, and if parts of the world are getting hotter then other parts must be getting colder.

I would guess (and I am not a scientist so it is only a guess) that places like Russia and Alaska that are already quite chilly will be the ones that get colder. So it would make sense for the President to sell Alaska back to the Russkies, who have been used to living in frozen conditions ever since the Cold War.

As the US paid $7.2 million for it in 1867, that would be $125 billion and change today Maybe double that to take account of improvements made by the US? $250 billion is a small but useful sum and could be used to fund tax cuts.