Mayor Pete Pulls Out, Jesus Comes First

[Dennis Lukes]

Hallelujah! I've spent the last month away from this forum in steadfast prayer, and lo and behold, the Lord delivered! Confirmed homosexual Pete Bootygay has dropped out of the running for the Democratic nomination. America is no longer under threat of being gripped in the limp wrist and iron fist of its first (openly - looking at you Obama) gay president. Truly, Pete Buttjizz is no more. Of course there are still many enemies of Jesus left in the running, and still Donald needs our prayers. However, the political collapse of Pete Buttcheek is far more satisfying than that of an Andrew Yang or a Tom Steyer because this man turned the great Republican state of Iowa queer.

I pray that Pete Boodajij will reflect on Christ's role in his downfall and that this will inspire him to walk in the light. After all, he's a veteran with wealthy parents and lots of bland rhetoric about patriotism. Just quit being a fag and "divorce" your "husband" and come over to the GOP where you belong, Pete (Luke 15:7). Donald will still have plenty of job openings in 2021!

[Sally Paulson]

Re: Mayor Pete Pulls Out, Jesus Comes First

Clearly doing this to send his fresh young friends to help big daddy Joe Biden.

He sure knows how to take one for the team. Speaking as someone who knows what it means to take it like a man, I'm impressed with his flexibility.

Handsome too. Anyone know if he's single and up to mingle?

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Mayor Pete Pulls Out, Jesus Comes First

I see Amy Klambuster has dropped out too. And so, one by one, we bid farewell to The Unpronounceables.

[Prayer Warrior]

Re: Mayor Pete Pulls Out, Jesus Comes First

Hallelujah! I've spent the last month away from this forum in steadfast prayer, and lo and behold, the Lord delivered! Confirmed homosexual Pete Bootygay has dropped out of the running for the Democratic nomination. America is no longer under threat of being gripped in the limp wrist and iron fist of its first (openly - looking at you Obama) gay president. Truly, Pete Buttjizz is no more. Of course there are still many enemies of Jesus left in the running, and still Donald needs our prayers. However, the political collapse of Pete Buttcheek is far more satisfying than that of an Andrew Yang or a Tom Steyer because this man turned the great Republican state of Iowa queer.

I pray that Pete Boodajij will reflect on Christ's role in his downfall and that this will inspire him to walk in the light. After all, he's a veteran with wealthy parents and lots of bland rhetoric about patriotism. Just quit being a fag and "divorce" your "husband" and come over to the GOP where you belong, Pete (Luke 15:7). Donald will still have plenty of job openings in 2021!

Thank you for all the nicknames to help remind us that he's gay.


I think part of the reason he performed adequately in Iowa because many voters did not realize he likes to take it in the backend.

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Had more people taken Trump's approach and labeled these candidates with nicknames that represented their character like Pete Bootygay, Buttjizz, etc. He might have not been able to pull out a victory. It really shows the wisdom and marketing acumen of Trump to come up with these sorts of advanced campaign tactics. No doubt it was repeating 'crooked Hillary' and "Lyin' Ted" that allowed voters to see through their schemes.


Let's remember to call Joe "sleepy Joe" and Bernie "Crazy Bernie".