What Is Going On In Joe Biden's Basement

[Johny Joe Hold]

We've all heard about polls showing Biden ahead. These polls started climbing for Biden when he disappeared into his basement. It's only reasonable to ask why?

What could be going on in Biden's basement that could cause a rise in his polling numbers? Others may have different information than I do but here is what I believe is going on.

I think a lot of cash is being handed out. Networks and news outlets are going down in there to collect payments. Also getting cash are polling companies.

Other suspicious things I've noticed are important Republicans either endorsing Biden outright or doing so in a back handed way by not criticizing him. Romney is an example. George W. Bush is another. These men do not need money but they might enjoy the company of Biden's contacts in Ukraine. There are beautiful women there. Here is a Ukrainian model in what looks suspiciously like a basement:




We need stakeouts watching who goes in and out of Biden's basement.

[handmaiden]

Re: What Is Going On In Joe Biden's Basement

You'll never find Trump in a basement! It's penthouses for him, or nothing.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: What Is Going On In Joe Biden's Basement

Oh he really has a basement? I thought it was a euphemism to try and dog whistle support for the powerful gay community.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: What Is Going On In Joe Biden's Basement

I think they store him in that basement and when they need him to appear on the interwebs, they have a starter down there that they use to make him go. They seem to still be working on the part where he has to talk.

[Isabella White]

Re: What Is Going On In Joe Biden's Basement

I think they store him in that basement and when they need him to appear on the interwebs, they have a starter down there that they use to make him go. They seem to still be working on the part where he has to talk.

Oh, yes, I think you have seen the truth for what it is here, dear Brother Moss. Now, the part that annoys me to no end is that they think nothing of putting Sleepy Joe in the basement. That's all fine and dandy to them, and they have no shame about that. But, they will scream to high Heaven and beyond when our beloved, -sent President Donald Trump is doing an inspection of the White House bunker!

[WWJDnow]

Re: What Is Going On In Joe Biden's Basement

I heard that the Hillary Clinton pizza parlor pedophile ring is hiding out in the Biden bunker. It's probably that and Sleepy Joe in there taking a nap.

[Isabella White]

Re: What Is Going On In Joe Biden's Basement

I heard that the Hillary Clinton pizza parlor pedophile ring is hiding out in the Biden bunker. It's probably that and Sleepy Joe in there taking a nap.

Oh, my goodness; you are so correct here, Dear! Why, I've just found a photo of Sleepy Joe's basement, and the proof is in the pudding pizza.