The Kanye West appreciation thread

[Brother Gonzalez]

Cons:

-Color of the skin
-Rapper
-Married to a possible orthodox catholic
-Family is the opposite to everything we stand for, including divorce, trasgender, cheating.
-Cries in public


Pros:
-Pro Life
-Pro Guns
-Could give Donald an edge if black people votes for him.


For me, the Pros are more than the Cons, so here it starts, THE KANYE WEST APPRECIATION THREAD!


I HEAR YOU!

[Alvin Moss]

Re: The Kanye West appreciation thread

Billionaire Genius Kanye West is clearly intelligent for a Negroe and he has made a serious effort to rise from his humble beginnings as a colored person. I can't say I care for his rap music and his fashion sense is poorly developed for a fashion mogul, but he is among the better part of his race and he claims to be a Christian. He may well be a friend of Jesus but we have no proof at this time.

We do know that Mr. West is a friend of President Donald Trump and that is enough for now. I don't believe for a minute that he would be elected to be President of America and certainly not by defeating President Donald Trump. However, Kanye's presence on the ballot will give Negroes who do not like President Trump someone to vote for other than Joe Biden. I feel that a Negroe voter would suffer humiliation if he admitted to voting for Joe Biden, a man who has clearly lost track of who he is and what he is supposed to be doing, but they would be proud of having voted for Kanye. This could be a great step forward in race relations and I believe that the Lord approves.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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In his campaign rally, Kanye West noted that Jesus interfered with his laptop to prevent him from aborting his child. From the Guardian:

“I was having the rapper’s lifestyle,” he said. “I was sitting up in Paris, and I had my leather pants on … and I had my laptop up and I got all of my creative ideas … And the screen went black and white and God said, ‘if you fuck with my vision I’m going to fuck with yours’.

“And I called my wife and she said, we’re gonna have this baby. I said we’re gonna have this child … So even if my wife were to divorce me after this speech, she brought North into the world when I didn’t want to. She stood up and she protected that child.”

Jesus spoke directly to Kanye West, like a prophet from Biblical Days! I cannot help but wonder if angels walk among him like they did with Abraham, another man who might have been a little darker than normal but God chose anyway to sire a lot of babies. We know the negro race likes the act of siring babies so maybe, just maybe, Kanye West isn't called to be POTUS, but PROPHET!


Glory!

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Brother Alvin, I believe you have hit the nail on the head here.

Kanye's presence on the ballot will give Negroes who do not like President Trump someone to vote for other than Joe Biden.

And not just the persons of a darker hue, but also those pasty-faced young lieberals who have drunk the Kool-Aid of Black Lives Matter. Those of them who are prepared to take time out of their busy schedule of rioting in order to vote will be embarrassed to lose their "woke" credentials by voting for an old white man like Joe Biden.

I say "Jolly well done, Mr West!" for splitting the lieberal vote.

[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: The Kanye West appreciation thread

In his campaign rally, Kanye West noted that Jesus interfered with his laptop to prevent him from aborting his child. From the Guardian:

Jesus spoke directly to Kanye West, like a prophet from Biblical Days! I cannot help but wonder if angels walk among him like they did with Abraham, another man who might have been a little darker than normal but God chose anyway to sire a lot of babies. We know the negro race likes the act of siring babies so maybe, just maybe, Kanye West isn't called to be POTUS, but PROPHET!


Glory!

Normally, I would say "this nigro is on drugs" but this time I believe it.
I think God has spoken, and nigroes should back this guy. Even if he declares to use leather pants!

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Usually I would disregard anything published in The Guardian, especially in the case of items penned by a woman described as the deputy culture editor of Guardian Australia: clearly not the obvious choice of journalist to cover the presidential election. Except in The Guardian!

But although, unlike a stopped clock, The Guardian is not accurate twice a day, well ... Perhaps by some sort of random chance - or divine intervention - it is right on this occasion?

[Uncle Rutherford]

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I’m torn. As a nigra I should be voting for this man as it appears Jesus himself has talked to him. On the other hand we have Donald J Trump who braved going through a protest in DC with his federal officers to hold The Bible proudly in front of a church. For me, it’s not about the color of one’s skin as I’m not a racist. On the other hand, nigras should strive to be more like Kanye. I have to choose between which one God loves more.

[Red Army]

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I love this guy, he is a True Communist.

There are only two ways to give a new mother one million dollars (each)


First is to have a hyper inflation, and make 1 million the value of 0,5 dollars of today.


Second is to expropiate every rich guy in America and to distribute their fortune. I mean, True Communism!


KANYE FOR PRESIDENT! COMMUNISM FOR AMERICA!

[MitzaLizalor]

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I'm just trying to think of a commie administration that ever redistributed anything . . .

[Brother Gonzalez]

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So I've found a new "pro" for Kanye.

As one candidate has a lot of personality (Donald) and is charismatic, has charm and is attractive to females, the other (Biden) has no personality at all.


So of course the third candidate should be one with two personalities. Because that is what "bipolar" means, right?


I mean, that is a niche currently not exploited by any candidate. I would like all the nigros voting for this guy, supporting the finest of their race. And what is better? Zero personality or two personalities? I have to say, the more the merrier!

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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So of course the third candidate should be one with two personalities. Because that is what "bipolar" means, right?

I saw that story - his wife seems to be interfering. I took "bipolar" to refer to her very ample upper and lower - er - "assets".