Allan Lichtman: A False Prophet Predicting Trump's Defeat and Sodomy

[Elmer G. White]

Allan Lichtman is a well-known "historian". He hails from an occupation that claims to unravel historical facts and predict the future based on them. However, we must ask the crucial question: "Were you there?" Was Mr. Lichtman there when the Sodomite President Lincoln was assassinated? Was he there to witness Napoleon's defeat or the sodomite antics of Shakespeare, Caligula, Pope Urbanus the umpteenth or the whole population of ancient Grease? He was not there which makes him incontinent and God (and Jesus) continent.

This is important, as Mr. Allan Lichtman has made a prediction.

History professor Allan Lichtman is used to being right.
He has correctly predicted the winner of each presidential race since Ronald Reagan's reelection victory in 1984 using his "13 keys" system...
Now, Lichtman and his "13 keys" are ready to call 2020.
In an interview with CNN, Lichtman was definitive in his answer: "The keys predict that Donald Trump will lose the White House this year."

Now, me must remember that it is very easy to make prophecies. Vague and imprecise and nonspecific predictions are easy to interpret as correct once an occurrence has passed. "Lose the White House"? What does it mean. It is extremely vague. President Trump could just lose the use of His office for a few weeks due to renovations to make the White House a Palace fit for an Emperor. Or there might arise needs to check the plumbing. This does not necessarily mean that President Trump would lose the election unless it is rigged. This is very different from Biblical prophecies that are preciseand always come True™, as follows:

Mark 13:30
Verily I say unto you, that this generation shall not pass, till all these things be done.

What about the character of Mr. Lichtman? What do we know about that? Are there hidden messages embedded in his Yiddishtic name? As it happens, there are, as follows:



Anal Mill? This means constant mandatory anal intercourse. Furthermore, what are the "keys" Mr. Lichtman refers to? Thirteen keys to be precise. What does the #13 mean here? The answer is in the KJV Bible, and the first time the number "13" occurs in that wonderful book can be seen below:

Genesis 14:4
Twelve years they served Chedorlaomer, and in the thirteenth year they rebelled.



Rebellion against Donald Trump. Is that what these people are contemplating? It is a possibility. What type of rebellion? The anagrammatical image above gives us the answer: A Sodomistic Rebellion. The Gay Agenda. Sodomy, Catholicism. Now we know that this is their plan, their evil scheme. To save our Anuses we must call this prediction what it is. False.

Matthew 24:11
And many false prophets shall rise, and shall deceive many.

Many shall be deceived. Prophecies are often self-fulfilling and the ignorant populace will start to act according to the prediction. This is quite undesirable. Means to cover and forbid these utterings must be implemented as soon as possible.




Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Allan Lichtman: A False Prophet Predicting Trump's Defeat and Sodomy

Any prophesy the President will lose, like that of Lichtman, is a joke. When a person does not believe God's will will prevail he is going to be proven wrong.

[The Rev. Dwight Williams]

Re: Allan Lichtman: A False Prophet Predicting Trump's Defeat and Sodomy

Anal Lichtman’s prophesizin’ suffers from indecipherable nebulatiousness.

Is he claiming Trump will lose and be sodomized, or is he claiming Trump will lose, and then the liberal LGBTQIROC-Z28 coalition will celebrate by sodomizing everyone?

This is part of their devious mail-in ballot scheme, I would wagerize my Bentley on it. They won’t stop until every illegal Mexican from Peru to Colombia done cast a vote for Hiden and Barris, perpetratizing electoral fraudulations on a scale unprecedented in a democracy.