Where Should I Send My Last Minute Political Contribution?

[WWJDnow]

While I'm heartily on board with donations to any Republican candidate or SuperPAC, there are a few organizations whose activities will give us the highest likelihood of President Trump remaining in power for another four years or more:

1) Proud Boys
2) Oath Keepers
3) Patriot Prayer (wonderful for the especially devout)
4) Michigan Militia
5) Ohio Defense Force
6) Texas Light Foot Militia

Of course, the very best way to help ensure a Trump victory is to donate to the Landover ConPAC. Despite the fact that the entire Board of Apostles and Funds Allocation Committee consist of pastors at the Landover Baptist Church, this is a completely secular, non-church affiliated group that will guarantee that your political contribution is spent in the most cost-effective possible way to ensure that conservatives are elected.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Where Should I Send My Last Minute Political Contribution?

The Taliban has always been a wonderful, praiseworthy organization (except for the sole blemish of that whole "Muslim" thing), and they have endorsed our Donald as well. Perhaps he could convert them to True Christianity, and then there would be nothing objectionable about their conduct whatsoever.

Still, donating money to them might bring down some heat. I'm sending my check to the Kremlin instead.

[WWJDnow]

Re: Where Should I Send My Last Minute Political Contribution?

Several people have approached me to ask why I didn't put QAnon on my list. While they are good people who love America, and I'd be happy to support them, they're a decentralized organization that does not, as far as I know, have a fundraising operation or an armed Second Amendment militia.

Again, the Landover ConPAC is the best way to get the funds where they are needed the most.


PS Taking a vacation and staying at one of the many opulent Trump properties and buying other Trump brand luxury products is also a great way to support the President, because it gives him his family more money that they can spend directly on the election.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Where Should I Send My Last Minute Political Contribution?

1) Proud Boys
2) Oath Keepers
3) Patriot Prayer (wonderful for the especially devout)
4) Michigan Militia
5) Ohio Defense Force
6) Texas Light Foot Militia

What frustrates me sometimes is the sheer breadth of ideas in right-wing ideology. It's great that so many of the whitest people in America want to come together to kill all black people and strip mine the national parks, but why does the movement have to be fragmented? I often wish these groups (and many others) would merge together into one large violent mob that can terrorize cities together at night yet agree to disagree the next day on lesser issues, such as whether to castrate gays or re-institute the gold standard.

[WWJDnow]

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I often wish these groups (and many others) would merge together into one large violent mob that can terrorize cities together at night yet agree to disagree the next day on lesser issues, such as whether to castrate gays or re-institute the gold standard.

Why would we disagree on castrating gays? If it keeps them out of Hell, it's doing them a great favor. That's what Christian compassion is all about.

I am confident that President Trump will be able to unite the right in his second term. Nobody is a great a leader as the President is!

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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Why would we disagree on castrating gays? If it keeps them out of Hell, it's doing them a great favor. That's what Christian compassion is all about.

I fully agree. But even if I didn't, that shouldn't stop us from selling off all public land to commercial real estate developers. Something is stopping us from forming a cohesive political body. Something. I can't think what it might be - which is why I keep thousands of rounds of ammo in underground storage in case I need to solve some problems real soon.