Directory of Lobbies & Agendas

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Let's create a comprehensive list of the power players in the War on America. Here are some of the major ones—feel free to add more!

Jew Lobby/ZOG (Big Jewry)
Goal: Destroy Christianity
Methods: Oversees and directs all other lobbies
Notable Names: The ACLU, House of Rothschild, Anti-Defamation League, New York Times

Homosexual Agenda (Big Sodomy)
Goal: Destroy the family and traditional marriage, and to ultimately bring about the extinction of the human species by turning everyone "gay."
Methods: Teach homosexuality in schools, abolish man-woman marriage, push for "gay" adoption, give everyone AIDS
Notable Names: Larry Kramer, GLAAD, Human Rights Coalition, Carson Kressley, the Village People

Negro Lobby (Big Melanin)
Goal: Eliminate the white race
Methods: Pass affirmative action and antidiscrimination legislation, promote miscegenation (genocide), force TV stations to run commercials with Negroes in them, accuse right-thinking Negroes of being "Uncle Toms," equate any criticism of Negroes with "racism," abolish slavery and lynching
Notable Names: NAACP, Martin Luther King Jr., Malcolm X, Barack Obama, Richard Pryor

Globalist Conspiracy (Big Communism)
Goal: Dissolve all national boundaries, creating one global superstate in which property and freedom are unknown concepts
Methods: Give amnesty to illegals, bully countries into joining international organizations, introduce global currency, speak languages other than English
Notable Names: United Nations, European Union, NATO, World Health Organization, Woodrow Wilson, Dora the Explorer

Evolutionist Conspiracy (Big Science)
Goal: Replace God's Word with a ridiculous fairy tale for which no evidence exists
Methods: Ridicule intelligent design as "pseudoscience" without offering any scriptural support for evolution, teach evolution in schools, have sex with monkeys
Notable Names: Charles Darwin, Richard Dawkins, PZ Meyers, TalkOrigins, scientists

Cripple Lobby (Big Disability)
Goal: Convince normal people that cripples are their equals
Methods: Make buildings cripple-accessible, force businesses to hire cripples, create special toilet stalls for cripples (which means smaller stalls for normal people)
Notable Names: I don't think there are any famous cripples

[Sledge Riprock]

Re: Directory of Lobbies & Agendas

Are Blind and Deaf "people" part of Big Disability or are they there own group?

And I think we have to ad the following:

The Muslim Lobby -Big Terrorism
With their Jihads, Weird Blue Gods, Dots on the Forehead, and their Stinky Incense.

The Catholic Lobby - Big Papa
With their Mary Worshipping, Boy Raping, Art Collecting, and their Stinky Incense.

The Hippy Lobby - Big "Like, Wow Man!"
With their Drugs, Stinky arm pits, Stinky long hair, and their Stinky Incense.

[Nobar King]

Re: Directory of Lobbies & Agendas

Did I miss the Goth and Emo lobby? Big Crybabies

There's always another crybaby to stand up for the previous self-cutter.