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  • Uncle Rutherford
    Honorary White Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2020
    • 564

    #1

    I am sending my 1400 dollar stimulus check to Pastor Ezekiel to be cleansed

    I am making a stand right now. I will touch no money that was attempted to be given to me by democrats on the basis that the money is handed over from unsaved hands. When my stimulus check arrives, I am sending it straight over to M̶a̶s̶t̶e̶r̶ Pastor Ezekiel who has promised to cleanse the money of sin and put it to good use afterward. Just sharing my thoughts on the stimulus checks being pushed through.
  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12856

    #2
    Re: I am sending my 1400 dollar stimulus check to Pastor Ezekiel to be cleansed

    Originally posted by Uncle Rutherford View Post
    I am making a stand right now. I will touch no money that was attempted to be given to me by democrats on the basis that the money is handed over from unsaved hands. When my stimulus check arrives, I am sending it straight over to M̶a̶s̶t̶e̶r̶ Pastor Ezekiel who has promised to cleanse the money of sin and put it to good use afterward. Just sharing my thoughts on the stimulus checks being pushed through.
    That's clear thinking, Brother Rutherford. I'm explaining it this way. If you get a stimulus check don't spend it, invest it. Invest it in the Kingdom of God. You do this by giving it to Pastor Zeke. He travels the world converting the Godless. If enough people do this the stimulus package will convert the masses.
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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    • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
      An old soul
      True Christian™
      • Aug 2013
      • 5049

      #3
      Re: I am sending my 1400 dollar stimulus check to Pastor Ezekiel to be cleansed

      Donald Trump promised $2000. I won't accept Biden's insulting lowball offer. Keep on walking people.
      If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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      • Uncle Rutherford
        Honorary White Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2020
        • 564

        #4
        Re: I am sending my 1400 dollar stimulus check to Pastor Ezekiel to be cleansed

        That 1400 just hit my bank account. Gonna withdraw the money now and put it in the tithing drop box outside his office.

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        • WWJDnow
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2009
          • 6314

          #5
          Re: I am sending my 1400 dollar stimulus check to Pastor Ezekiel to be cleansed

          Sadly, most people at Landover Baptist Church earn to much to qualify for a stimulus check. But for those who get a check, I highly recommend tithing it. After all, as Pastor Ezekiel always says, Cast thy bread upon the waters: for thou shalt find it after many days. Ecclesiastes 11:1
          The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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          • Isabella White
            True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
             
            • Mar 2019
            • 4374

            #6
            Re: I am sending my 1400 dollar stimulus check to Pastor Ezekiel to be cleansed

            Originally posted by Uncle Rutherford View Post
            That 1400 just hit my bank account. Gonna withdraw the money now and put it in the tithing drop box outside his office.
            And, for being so thoughtful, the good will bless you beyond your wildest dreams, dear Mr. Rutherford.

            Deuteronomy 28:8 "The shall command the blessing upon thee in thy storehouses, and in all that thou settest thine hand unto; and he shall bless thee in the land which the thy giveth thee."

            I might add, also, dear Mr Rutherford, that I hope it has become most apparent to you, that the tremendous blessings which have been coming your way, from Almighty , have happened since you found , here, at . Returning your blessing to our beloved is, of course, the correct (and courteous) thing to do. May continue to bless you abundantly.

            Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
            Sadly, most people at Landover Baptist Church earn to much to qualify for a stimulus check. But for those who get a check, I highly recommend tithing it. After all, as Pastor Ezekiel always says, Cast thy bread upon the waters: for thou shalt find it after many days. Ecclesiastes 11:1
            Amen, dear Brother Now! I do thank you for including that glorious bit of Scripture from the , for it is a worthy reminder of giving generously to the . It is my prayer that newcomers will give, give and give to , to see Fullness and Imagine how our Pastor's jet plane fund will benefit from these stimulus checks!

            Luke 6:38 "Give, and it shall be given unto you; good measure, pressed down, and shaken together, and running over, shall men give into your bosom. For with the same measure that ye mete withal it shall be measured to you again."
            (Mrs.) Isabella White

            Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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