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    Lets invite President Trump to the annual Landover Witch Hunt!

    President Trump was always complaining that he was a victim of left wing socialist witch hunts. And he was right. So wouldn't it be neat for President Trump to participate in an actual witch hunt, along with the Pastors and True Christians™ of Landover Baptist Church! It's one of the most exciting times of the year, but we would have to get in quick because the Trumps are overwhelmed by scheduling requests. There's a form to be filled out ASAP

    Scheduling Request | The Office of Donald J. Trump (45office.com)


    If he charges for the attendance we can just take it off the loan he got from the Aeroplane sub committee.


    Mayor Johny, is this something which Council would consider?


    Phil
    58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bringk upon thee, until thou be destroyed.


    Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61
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    Re: Lets invite President Trump to the annual Landover Witch Hunt!

    Originally posted by Phil Ander View Post
    President Trump was always complaining that he was a victim of left wing socialist witch hunts. And he was right. So wouldn't it be neat for President Trump to participate in an actual witch hunt, along with the Pastors and True Christians™ of Landover Baptist Church! It's one of the most exciting times of the year, but we would have to get in quick because the Trumps are overwhelmed by scheduling requests. There's a form to be filled out ASAP
    Scheduling Request | The Office of Donald J. Trump (45office.com)
    If he charges for the attendance we can just take it off the loan he got from the Aeroplane sub committee.
    Mayor Johny, is this something which Council would consider?
    Phil
    The New Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee met yesterday to address your question, Phil. As you know, The Committee loaned President Trump campaign one million dollars in 2016. The campaign promised to pay us back as soon as he was elected. For reasons that are not clear, we have not been paid back. However, we remain optimistic.

    The Committee decided yes, we would accept President Trump's appearance at the witch hunt as partial payment of his loan. We are hoping the event could be a fund raiser for Pastor Zeke's Airbus. As I recall the tradition of these witch hunts is the accused woman's assets are seized and auctioned off. The Committee would like at least some of these proceeds.
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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