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  • Virginia Day Templeton
    Christ's Battle Axe
     
    • Dec 2006
    • 2827

    #1

    MyPillow CEO: Trump will be back in office in August!

    Jesus, America, and Donald Trump have a potent ally in MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell. This is a man of principle, who stands firm and refuses to cotton on to the Communist takeover of our political system. He has vowed to knock the stuffing out of the 2020 sham election. Who can doubt it, coming from such a brilliant entrepreneur and man of Christ?

    Watch this video. Even Bannon, himself a paragon of Godly conservatism, seems taken aback by the righteous fire in Lindell's words.


    There will be nothing to cushion the blow when Pedo Joe and Kamoolie are dragged out of office in chains, stuffed into a helicopter, and dropped straight in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

    We can all sleep easier knowing that Mike Lindell is on the case.
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  • Dennis Lukes
    Innkeeper for Christ
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2018
    • 2388

    #2
    Re: MyPillow CEO: Trump will be back in office in August!



    In 2018 I replaced all of the pillows in my motel rooms with MyPillows®. Dr. Mike Lindell is truly an inspiring patriot. Just look at the blurb of his excellent autobiography, What Are the Odds? From Crack Addict to CEO:

    ****Due to the holographic cover this will not be accepted into prisons/jails. Please choose the prison approved version.**** Far more than a “business memoir,” What Are the Odds? is a raw, authentic account by a man many thought would never rise above his serial, addiction-fueled failures. Mike’s gripping narrative transports readers from his small-town tavern with its colorful cast of “Regulars” to Mexico and a drug deal gone awry. From Las Vegas casinos, where Mike won and lost fortunes as a professional gambler, to a jail-cell beatdown. From failed rehabs to his 20-year marriage, an ideal union decimated by addiction. And finally, to the redemption of the most shameful moment of his life. An unvarnished account of the ravages of cocaine, crack, and gambling addiction, What Are the Odds? tells the improbable tale of how a small-town guy with a dream somehow made it a reality. More importantly, Mike opens up about the God who relentlessly chased him down, turning him from a casual believer to a passionate evangelist with an absolute, mathematical certainty that God is real. What Are the Odds? will not only speak to entrepreneurs and those struggling with addiction, but also to anyone looking for a message of hope.
    Mike Lindell invented the MyPillow®. Mike Lindell has been banned from Twitter. Mike Lindell helped bail political prisoner Kyle Rittenhouse out of jail. Mike Lindell has a personal fortune of over $300 million. In short, Mike Lindell is an American hero.


    Originally posted by Mike Lindell
    My platform is bigger because of my higher profile, and that’s okay. It’s more time I can witness for Jesus, and share my story.
    Originally posted by Mike Lindell
    When I met with Donald Trump, it felt like a divine appointment, and when I walked out of that office I decided I was going to go all in.
    Originally posted by Mike Lindell
    I found myself the object of an intervention by my drug suppliers in 2008. Three of Minneapolis’ biggest drug dealers refused to sell me crack after I had been up for fourteen consecutive days. They also put the word out on the street that no dealer was to sell to me.
    Originally posted by Mike Lindell
    I’m never letting the fraud go, it was the most corrupt election in U.S. history, and probably in world history.
    Originally posted by Mike Lindell
    God gave us grace on Nov. 8, 2016 to change the course we were on. God had been taken out of our schools and lives, a nation had turned its back on God.
    I strongly recommend the MyPillow®. Mike Lindell is a great American success story and hero.
    I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
    Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
    But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
    From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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    • handmaiden
      Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 11421

      #3
      Re: MyPillow CEO: Trump will be back in office in August!

      Did I just read the words, "pillow" and "sham", together? And can someone explain the difference between a pillow sham and a pillow case?
      His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

      Guns For God and the Economy

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      • Isabella White
        True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
         
        • Mar 2019
        • 4350

        #4
        Re: MyPillow CEO: Trump will be back in office in August!

        Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
        Did I just read the words, "pillow" and "sham", together? And can someone explain the difference between a pillow sham and a pillow case?
        Well, Dear, the way I see it is this: a pillow case is a standard covering for pillows. A sham is a fake cover for a pillow -- a piece of decoration. And, for heaven's sake, never sleep on a pillow sham!

        Now, then, as for the lovely Mr. Lindell, I'm wondering if anybody watched his appearance on the Jimmy Kibble show the other night. It was well past my bedtime, but Agatha (my sister) sent me a video link the following morning.

        What I saw amazed me. There he was, Mike Lindell, being in a ywood, late-night, talk-show setting, and when he was being mocked by the -hater, Mr. Lindell stood for the principles that have made this blessed nation so great. Mr. Lindell spoke admiringly of our beloved President Trump (words to warm the heart of any patriotic ). He also spoke of his devotion to Almighty . Even though Mr. Kibble tried, many times, to de-rail Mr. Lindell's testimony, the "pillow man" prevailed -- thanks to the triumphant leading of the !

        (Mrs.) Isabella White

        Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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        • Johny Joe Hold
          Mayor of Freehold
           
          • Feb 2010
          • 12679

          #5
          Re: MyPillow CEO: Trump will be back in office in August!

          Because the word "pillow" is in the title, I thought this was a thread condemning the old move, Pillow Talk. That movie should, of course, be condemned by True Christians™. It starred to homer Rock Hudson and the harlot Doris Day.

          Pillow Talk (film) - Wikipedia




          Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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          • Virginia Day Templeton
            Christ's Battle Axe
             
            • Dec 2006
            • 2827

            #6
            Re: MyPillow CEO: Trump will be back in office in August!

            Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
            In 2018 I replaced all of the pillows in my motel rooms with MyPillows®. Dr. Mike Lindell is truly an inspiring patriot.
            I followed your link and learned that Dr. Lindell was bestowed with an Honorary Doctor of Business degree in the prestigious halls of Liberty University. My apologies for failing to address him properly in my original post.

            However, it was an honest mistake, as the media never refers to him by his title even while falling over themselves to call Pedo Joe's wife a "doctor" for writing an essay (no doubt heavily plagiarized, rife with grammatical errors, and padded out with triple spacing and margins wider than Obama's nose) about student attendance at a community college... for a community college.

            Dr. Lindell's story is truly inspiring, by the way. It begs to be made into an Oscar-winning biopic once the Jews are kicked out of Hollywood.
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            • handmaiden
              Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
              True Christian™
              • May 2010
              • 11421

              #7
              Re: MyPillow CEO: Trump will be back in office in August!

              Originally posted by Virginia Day Templeton View Post

              Dr. Lindell's story is truly inspiring, by the way. It begs to be made into an Oscar-winning biopic once the Jews are kicked out of Hollywood.
              Have you noticed that all the Hollywood Bible Dramas all try to drive home the idea of God's "Jewiness"?


              They never make big budget movies about White, Gospel-preaching truly Christian Christians and their courage and sacrifice in serving God. Superstitious Catholics have gotten their share of movies. I think even the Mormons got one or two, but you never, ever see True Christian(tm) movies being produced by the big studios.
              His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

              Guns For God and the Economy

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              • WilliamJenningsBryan
                True Christian™
                 
                • Jan 2007
                • 9384

                #8
                Re: MyPillow CEO: Trump will be back in office in August!

                Nobody in their right mind believes that a dementia addled hair sniffing pervert who campaigned from his basement and wears a mask on Zoom calls garnered the highest popular vote in the history of the United States.

                Meanwhile, the brilliant Dr. Mike Lindell is now selling a Bolshevik approved "Our Pillow" to all communists and socialists to boost his lost sales.

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                Take the wheel Jesus!
                Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                ...and get off my lawn
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                • Mary Etheldreda
                  Gushing for Jesus
                   
                  • Sep 2011
                  • 23775

                  #9
                  Re: MyPillow CEO: Trump will be back in office in August!

                  Dr. Mike Lindell is suing Dominion for $1.6 Billion, and he has a rock solid case. Dominion was appointed by the government to "count votes" and effectively act as the government. There are laws against government attacking free speech in any way, not to mention the 1st Amendment. By filing lawsuits against watchdogs who witness their shifty schemes and are vocal about it, as Dominion has been doing, they are attacking the rights of those individuals to free speech, and so by proxy Biden's government (or should I say Soros'?) is attacking free speech. Alan Dershowitz and other strong 1st Amendment attorneys are working on the case. It will be open and shut if it is allowed to go to court. This is where Landover Baptist Church Prayer Warrior Platoon comes into the battle. We will storm the Throne Room of Heaven to plead the Blood of Jesus over the courts and protect our God Given Rights to be Free Americans.


                  Glory!


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                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • Isabella White
                    True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
                     
                    • Mar 2019
                    • 4350

                    #10
                    Re: MyPillow CEO: Trump will be back in office in August!

                    May Almighty bless and protect dear Brother Mike Lindell! What this poor man has gone through to present his election fraud evidence is an embarrassment to decent democracy in . Thankfully, Mr. Lindell is prepared to challenge the LIE-beral, fake news Washington Post and their "hit piece", which is designed to make it seem as though Mr. Lindell's proof is nothing but hogwash! In the attached video, you will see Mr. Lindell speaking with Steven Bannon about how the victory will unfold.



                    The road may get a little bumpy between now and when dear President Trump is reinstated in the White House, and there may be some dust-ups, but we know that will be there, to lead our glorious President to his rightful place!

                    Psalm 108:13 "Through we shall do valiantly: for he it is that shall tread down our enemies."
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                    (Mrs.) Isabella White

                    Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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                    • Johny Joe Hold
                      Mayor of Freehold
                       
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 12679

                      #11
                      Re: MyPillow CEO: Trump will be back in office in August!

                      Sister Isabella--I watched the entire interview you posted. I'm convinced Mr. My Pillow has the goods on fraud of the Biden election.

                      We in Freehold should make plans now for buses to Washington DC in August. The Greatest President's return to power will be a moment we must see.
                      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                      • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
                        An old soul
                        True Christian™
                        • Aug 2013
                        • 4987

                        #12
                        Re: MyPillow CEO: Trump will be back in office in August!

                        What is it about sleep deprivation that creates great populist leaders? Mr. Trump famously posted on Twitter from 4am until 11pm every day and now I read that Mr. PillowTalk stayed awake 14 consecutive days snorting crack cocaine. There's got to be something to it.
                        If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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                        • Isabella White
                          True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
                           
                          • Mar 2019
                          • 4350

                          #13
                          Re: MyPillow CEO: Trump will be back in office in August!

                          Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
                          What is it about sleep deprivation that creates great populist leaders? Mr. Trump famously posted on Twitter from 4am until 11pm every day and now I read that Mr. PillowTalk stayed awake 14 consecutive days snorting crack cocaine. There's got to be something to it.
                          Why, I think the answer to this question is probably due to the fact that both Mr. Lindell and President Trump have been ordained by Almighty -- to do work.

                          Agatha (my sister) called me just a few moments ago, to tell me that she has read that a prophet (Hank Kunneman) has declared that Mr. Lindell was "sent from Heaven" to ensure that President Trump will reclaim the White House. Furthermore, Prophet Kunneman reveals that President Trump visited him in a dream, with confirmations!

                          “God speaks to me in dreams,” Kunneman said. “And I asked the president—he called me in the dream—and I asked him, I said, ‘How are things going President Trump?’ And he said to me, ‘Hank, it’s going to happen sooner than you think.’ And then he said these words; he said, ‘Tell the people that they have been and are aggressively working on this and we are going to see our nation restored to the people.’ And then the dream switched, and we were in some big meeting place, and we were singing the national anthem, and he had his hand over his heart, the military were there, and the patriots of America were rejoicing. This is what’s coming.”
                          https://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/...n-the-baptist/

                          Now, if this isn't showing the Might of the , as He reveals Will for our blessed, although somewhat battered, , then -- well, I'm afraid that I am at a loss for words, sad to say.

                          (Mrs.) Isabella White

                          Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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                          • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
                            An old soul
                            True Christian™
                            • Aug 2013
                            • 4987

                            #14
                            Re: MyPillow CEO: Trump will be back in office in August!

                            OPPRESSION ALERT: only Democrats are allowed to talk about their dreams (Martin Luther King for example).

                            Careful, this guy looks like another Borat impersonator.
                            Originally posted by Isabella White View Post
                            If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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                            • Isabella White
                              True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
                               
                              • Mar 2019
                              • 4350

                              #15
                              Re: MyPillow CEO: Trump will be back in office in August!

                              Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
                              OPPRESSION ALERT: only Democrats are allowed to talk about their dreams (Martin Luther King for example).

                              Careful, this guy looks like another Borat impersonator.
                              Oh, that abominable Borat! I had forgotten about him, Dear Brother Dr. Toole, and I do thank you for sounding the alarm so valiantly and courageously. Goodness knows that the devil is working overtime!

                              I Peter 5:8 "Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour:"

                              (Mrs.) Isabella White

                              Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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