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  • How Many Current Senators are Christians?

    Watching the news and seeing so many Democrats and RINOs laying waste to this nation that had just been made great again, I became curious about just how many heathens, Satanists, and other Hellbound filth are currently running America into the ground. We know that Joe Biden is a ring-kissing Papist who rejects Christ, and his VP Kamoolie Harris is probably a Hindu or something. Fully 2/3 of the Supreme Court are Mary-hailing Catlickers as well. The House of Representatives is, of course, full of Godmocking Bolsheviks like Nancy Pelosi and AOC, but there are like 435 members total and I'm a busy man. So I decided to break down the religious demographics of our current US Senate to see just what particular flavors of heathen are sending us straight to Hell in a handbasket.

    True Christians™ (17%)
    That's right, less than 1 in 5 sitting US Senators will be joining us in Heaven. These are Bible-believing followers of Jesus Christ, our Baptist, Evangelical, and Restorationist brothers:
    • Roy Blunt (R-MO)
    • John Boozman (R-AR)
    • Bill Cassidy (R-LA)
    • John Cornyn (R-TX)
    • Kevin Cramer (R-ND)
    • Ted Cruz (R-TX)
    • Lindsey Graham (R-SC)
    • Chuck Grassley (R-IA)
    • Josh Hawley (R-MO)
    • Cindy Hyde-Smith (R-MS)
    • James Lankford (R-OK)
    • Mitch McConnell (R-KY)
    • Rick Scott (R-FL)
    • Tim Scott (R-SC)
    • John Thune (R-SD)
    • Tommy Tuberville (R-AL)
    • Roger Wicker (R-MS)
    Near-Christians (20%)
    These are the fairly religious folks who vote correctly and could easily get into Heaven with a few minor lifestyle changes, but persist in belonging to apostate sects, namely Presbyterians, Methodists, Missouri Synod Lutherans, and conservative Episcopalians and Non-Denominationalists:
    • Marsha Blackburn (R-TN)
    • John Barrasso (R-WY)
    • Richard Burr (R-NC)
    • Shelly Moore Capito (R-WV)
    • Tom Cotton (R-AR)
    • Steve Daines (R-MT)
    • Joni Ernst (R-IA)
    • Deb Fischer (R-NE)
    • Bill Hagerty (R-TN)
    • Jim Inhofe (R-OK)
    • Ron Johnson (R-WI)
    • John Neely Kennedy (R-LA)
    • Cynthia Lummis (R-WY)
    • Roger Marshall (R-KS)
    • Jerry Moran (R-KS)
    • Rand Paul (R-KY)
    • Rob Portman (R-OH)
    • Ben Sasse (R-NE)
    • Richard Shelby (R-AL)
    • Todd Young (R-IN)
    False Christians (20%)
    Now we're getting into liberal false Christianity, the cafeteria Christians and fluffy bunny Christmas and Easter church crowd. Don't expect any Biblical knowledge beyond the first half of John 3:16 from these Presbyterians, Episcopalians, Catholic-lite Lutherans, liberal Methodists, Congregationalists, black Baptists, and Quakers:
    • Corey Booker (D-NJ)
    • Sherrod Brown (D-OH)
    • Tom Carper (D-DE)
    • Chris Coons (D-DE)
    • Maggie Hassan (D-NH)
    • Martin Heinrich (D-NM)
    • John Hickenlooper (D-CO)
    • Angus King (I-ME)
    • Amy Klobuchar (D-MN)
    • Jeff Merkley (D-OR)
    • Chris Murphy (D-CT)
    • Gary Peters (D-MI)
    • Tina Smith (D-MN)
    • Debbie Stabenow (D-MI)
    • Jon Tester (D-MT)
    • Chris Van Hollen (D-MD)
    • Mark Warner (D-VA)
    • Raphael Warnock (D-GA)
    • Elizabeth Warren (D-MA)
    • Sheldon Whitehouse (D-RI)
    Catholics (26%)
    That's right, fully 1/4 of the Senate belongs to the same non-Christian pagan sect. You may see some names on this list of people you thought were Godly. Others are unambiguously evil. Though some Catholics may be useful idiots as far as their votes are concerned, don't be fooled by their conservative politics. They're all going to Hell just the same as their guitar mass liberal co-religionists:
    • Mike Braun (R-IN)
    • Maria Cantwell (D-WA)
    • Bob Casey (D-PA)
    • Susan Collins (R-ME)
    • Catherine Cortez Masto (D-NV)
    • Dick Durbin (D-IL)
    • Kirsten Gillibrand (D-NY)
    • John Hoeven (R-ND)
    • Tim Kaine (D-VA)
    • Mark Kelly (D-AZ)
    • Patrick Leahy (D-VT)
    • Ben Ray Luján (D-NM)
    • Joe Manchin (D-WV)
    • Ed Markey (D-MA)
    • Bob Menendez (D-NJ)
    • Lisa Murkowski (R-AK)
    • Patty Murray (D-WA)
    • Alex Padilla (D-CA)
    • Jack Reed (D-RI)
    • Jim Risch (R-ID)
    • Mike Rounds (R-SD)
    • Marco Rubio (R-FL)
    • Jeanne Shaheen (D-NH)
    • Dan Sullivan (R-AK)
    • Thom Tillis (R-NC)
    • Pat Toomey (R-PA)
    Jews (9%)
    You read that right. Almost a tenth of US Senators are Christ-killers:
    • Richard Blumenthal (D-CT)
    • Ben Cardin (D-MD)
    • Dianne Feinstein (D-CA)
    • Jon Ossoff (D-GA)
    • Jacky Rosen (D-NV)
    • Bernie Sanders (I-VT)
    • Brian Schatz (D-HI)
    • Chuck Schumer (D-NY)
    • Ron Wyden (D-OR)
    Mormons (3%)
    Members of that whackjob polygamist sci fi cult falsely calling itself the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints:
    • Mike Crapo (R-ID)
    • Mike Lee (R-UT)
    • Mitt Romney (R-UT)
    Buddhist (1%)
    I know, I was flabbergasted too. There is one allegedly non-practicing fat chink worshipper in the Senate:
    • Mazie Hirono (D-HI)
    Unknown/unaffiliated (4%)
    Here we have Senators who are unaffiliated with any Christian church and/or refuse to make clear their beliefs. In any case, their voting records make clear their destination in the afterlife:
    • Tammy Baldwin (D-WI)
    • Michael Bennett (D-CO)
    • Tammy Duckworth (D-IL)
    • Krysten Sinema (D-AZ)
    I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
    Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
    But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
    From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

  • #2
    Re: How Many Current Senators are Christians?

    Those are frightening statistics. Even if we had 100% True Christians we can't be sure everyone will vote as Jesus commands. But 100% would be better and the paltry numbers we have. Revival, that's what we need.
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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    • #3
      Re: How Many Current Senators are Christians?

      Well, now that the 2022 midterms are over, this list is in need of updating so it will be current after January 20, 2023. New senators will be in bold. All in all, it was a net loss for Jesus.

      True Christians™: 16% (-1)
      • John Boozman (R-AR)
      • Katie Britt (R-AL)
      • John Cornyn (R-TX)
      • Kevin Cramer (R-ND)
      • Ted Cruz (R-TX)
      • Lindsey Graham (R-SC)
      • Chuck Grassley (R-IA)
      • Josh Hawley (R-MO)
      • Cindy Hyde-Smith (R-MS)
      • James Lankford (R-OK)
      • Eric Schmitt (R-MO)
      • Rick Scott (R-FL)
      • Tim Scott (R-SC)
      • John Thune (R-SD)
      • Tommy Tuberville (R-AL)
      • Roger Wicker (R-MS)
      Near-Christians: 16% (-4)
      • Marsha Blackburn (R-TN)
      • John Barrasso (R-WY)
      • Shelly Moore Capito (R-WV)
      • Tom Cotton (R-AR)
      • Steve Daines (R-MT)
      • Joni Ernst (R-IA)
      • Deb Fischer (R-NE)
      • Bill Hagerty (R-TN)
      • Jim Inhofe (R-OK)
      • Ron Johnson (R-WI)
      • John Neely Kennedy (R-LA)
      • Cynthia Lummis (R-WY)
      • Roger Marshall (R-KS)
      • Jerry Moran (R-KS)
      • Rand Paul (R-KY)
      • Todd Young (R-IN)

      False Christians: 24% (+4)
      • Corey Booker (D-NJ)
      • Sherrod Brown (D-OH)
      • Richard Burr (R-NC) - Bumped down from Near-Christian for voting to impeach Trump
      • Tom Carper (D-DE)
      • Bill Cassidy (R-LA) - Bumped down from True Christian™ for voting to impeach Trump
      • Chris Coons (D-DE)
      • Maggie Hassan (D-NH)
      • Martin Heinrich (D-NM)
      • John Hickenlooper (D-CO)
      • Angus King (I-ME)
      • Amy Klobuchar (D-MN)
      • Jeff Merkley (D-OR)
      • Chris Murphy (D-CT)
      • Mitch McConnell (R-KY) - Bumped down from True Christian™ for apostasy
      • Gary Peters (D-MI)
      • Ben Sasse (R-NE) - Bumped down from Near-Christian for voting to impeach Trump
      • Tina Smith (D-MN)
      • Debbie Stabenow (D-MI)
      • Jon Tester (D-MT)
      • Chris Van Hollen (D-MD)
      • Mark Warner (D-VA)
      • Raphael Warnock (D-GA)
      • Elizabeth Warren (D-MA)
      • Sheldon Whitehouse (D-RI)
      Catholics: 26%
      • Mike Braun (R-IN)
      • Maria Cantwell (D-WA)
      • Bob Casey (D-PA)
      • Susan Collins (R-ME)
      • Catherine Cortez Masto (D-NV)
      • Dick Durbin (D-IL)
      • Kirsten Gillibrand (D-NY)
      • John Hoeven (R-ND)
      • Tim Kaine (D-VA)
      • Mark Kelly (D-AZ)
      • Ben Ray Luján (D-NM)
      • Joe Manchin (D-WV)
      • Ed Markey (D-MA)
      • Bob Menendez (D-NJ)
      • Lisa Murkowski (R-AK)
      • Patty Murray (D-WA)
      • Alex Padilla (D-CA)
      • Jack Reed (D-RI)
      • Jim Risch (R-ID)
      • Mike Rounds (R-SD)
      • Marco Rubio (R-FL)
      • Jeanne Shaheen (D-NH)
      • Dan Sullivan (R-AK)
      • Thom Tillis (R-NC)
      • J.D. Vance - (R-OH)
      • Peter Welch (D-VT)
      Jews: 9%
      • Richard Blumenthal (D-CT)
      • Ben Cardin (D-MD)
      • Dianne Feinstein (D-CA)
      • Jon Ossoff (D-GA)
      • Jacky Rosen (D-NV)
      • Bernie Sanders (I-VT)
      • Brian Schatz (D-HI)
      • Chuck Schumer (D-NY)
      • Ron Wyden (D-OR)
      Mormons: 3%
      • Mike Crapo (R-ID)
      • Mike Lee (R-UT)
      • Mitt Romney (R-UT)
      Buddhist: 1%
      • Mazie Hirono (D-HI)


      Unknown/unaffiliated: 5% (+1)
      • Tammy Baldwin (D-WI)
      • Michael Bennet (D-CO)
      • Tammy Duckworth (D-IL)
      • John Fetterman (D-PA)
      • Krysten Sinema (D-AZ)
      I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
      Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
      But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
      From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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      • #4
        Re: How Many Current Senators are Christians?

        This is the most terrifying statistic I've seen in years: a 25% SURGE in atheists or members unaffiliated with organized religion with no moral compass whatsoever. I hate the joos as much as the next Bible-loving Christian but at least you know where the line is - they'll kill Christ for a handful of shekels. With atheists you don't know what those blank staring eyes are capable of. I get the shivers just thinking about it.
        If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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        • #5
          Re: How Many Current Senators are Christians?

          Mormons: 3%
          Mike Crapo (R-ID)
          Mike Lee (R-UT)
          Mitt Romney (R-UT)

          Buddhist: 1%
          Mazie Hirono (D-HI)

          Unknown/unaffiliated: 5% (+1)
          Tammy Baldwin (D-WI)
          Michael Bennet (D-CO)
          Tammy Duckworth (D-IL)
          John Fetterman (D-PA)
          Krysten Sinema (D-AZ)
          Great work and much appreciated.


          the most terrifying statistic . . . a 25% SURGE
          A major caution here, too. Some of those will be flying saucer cults (other than mormon) which are proliferating, such as the so-called scientologists and the idiotic free love wackjob* Raëlians.



          *because they wanna build a swastika shaped embassy† in Israel
          †that's right, it will have alien air for the aliens to breathe, assuming they're not fish‡
          ‡which they could very well be in the next cult, there being no limit when nutters are making up belief systems

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          • #6
            Re: How Many Current Senators are Christians?

            I can assure everyone that the 12 "Republicans" who approved of codifying the right to homer, and, even worse, interracial marriage into law are no Christians
            The Republicans in the upper chamber who backed the bill were Sens. Susan Collins (Maine), Lisa Murkowski (Alaska), Rob Portman (Ohio), Thom Tillis (N.C.), Mitt Romney (Utah), Roy Blunt (Mo.), Cynthia Lummis (Wyo.), Richard Burr (N.C.), Shelley Moore Capito (W.Va.), Dan Sullivan (Alaska), Joni Ernst (Iowa) and Todd Young (Ind.).

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