How does sleepy Joe stack up: the facts

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

The liberal media is deliberately vague about the facts. However the Landover crack research team cannot be abated; we are unrepenting. As chair of the exalted crack squad, I have compiled a few telling comparisons between Incumbent Joe and our Great President Trump at the same point in his term.

Executive Time
Biden 0 hours
Trump 60% of scheduled hours

No. Visits to a Trump Golf Property
Biden 0 visits
Trump 1 visit per 3.4 days

No. Unsolicited Calls to Fox 'n' Friends (live on air)
Biden 0 calls
Trump Weekly calls

It's no wonder nothing's getting done to make America great again.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: How does sleepy Joe stack up: the facts

The liberal media is deliberately vague about the facts. However the Landover crack research team cannot be abated; we are unrepenting. As chair of the exalted crack squad, I have compiled a few telling comparisons between Incumbent Joe and our Great President Trump at the same point in his term.
Executive Time
Biden 0 hours
Trump 60% of scheduled hours
No. Visits to a Trump Golf Property
Biden 0 visits
Trump 1 visit per 3.4 days
No. Unsolicited Calls to Fox 'n' Friends (live on air)
Biden 0 calls
Trump Weekly calls
It's no wonder nothing's getting done to make America great again.

You don't get to be a billionaire by wasting your time. Trump was a time management genius. By comparison, Biden has just a few dollars and has no concept of the time value of money. Biden would do well to spend some time visiting Trump properties to play golf and schmooze with billionaires.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: How does sleepy Joe stack up: the facts

You don't get to be a billionaire by wasting your time. Trump was a time management genius. By comparison, Biden has just a few dollars and has no concept of the time value of money. Biden would do well to spend some time visiting Trump properties to play golf and schmooze with billionaires.

Mr. Mayor you would know about executive power. Even a lowly doctor and business owner such as myself knows that when you want a quick decision on a speeding ticket for example, or other infraction, you go directly to the chief of police of Bangkok whom you golf with regularly. What does sleeping Joe think happens on the golf course? The Joe Schmoe route takes months and can require evidence and paperwork and Congressional approval. Meanwhile the smart guys figured it out over golf and are back at home snorting blow off a hooker's chest. Allegedly. If they even did blow, that is.

[Isabella White]

Re: How does sleepy Joe stack up: the facts

The liberal media is deliberately vague about the facts. However the Landover crack research team cannot be abated; we are unrepenting. As chair of the exalted crack squad, I have compiled a few telling comparisons between Incumbent Joe and our Great President Trump at the same point in his term.

It's no wonder nothing's getting done to make America great again.

You don't get to be a billionaire by wasting your time. Trump was a time management genius. By comparison, Biden has just a few dollars and has no concept of the time value of money. Biden would do well to spend some time visiting Trump properties to play golf and schmooze with billionaires.

Well, the truth of this sad situation is that sleepy Joe Burden is, in fact, sleepy. How can someone as dozy as not-my-President Burden function properly, when he's away from his nursing home? I have no clue how the man even makes it past his 10.30 coffee break. Surely, someone will intervene, and simply take him back to his room at Marigold Meadows Manor?

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: How does sleepy Joe stack up: the facts

Pedo Joe can barely stay conscious long enough to blink his eyes. How can he run the nation? It’s clear his handlers, including the nigger* Obama, are controlling things behind the scenes. This is beyond puppetry — it’s political taxidermy!

*Note that I am not using the racial slur “nigger”, but a homonymous term I myself coined. Allow me to explain. Blacks are incredibly fond of saying “nigga”, to the point where its utterance is the surest non-olfactory sign of their presence. Even Obama used it in his autobiography. Therefore, I recently began referring to blacks as “nigga-sayers” — but because this is unwieldy, I have shortened it to the contraction “nigg’ers”, or simply “niggers”. Again, this is NOT a racial slur and I apologize if anyone was offended due to mistaking it for one.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: How does sleepy Joe stack up: the facts

Slow Joe's low standards are ruining the country. At the 1 year mark, Trump had removed 23 of his own senior staff and left hundreds of senior federal government positions unfilled. And at the end of his 4 year term the turnover rate was a very stable 92%. This shows discernment and a focus on quality.

By comparison, Cheatin' Joe simply opened the Whitehouse doors and gave free government jobs to whoever had a pulse, and now he can't fire anybody because he hasn't got the balls to do it on Twitter while they're in another State. No surprize that his signature defining act, the Biden-Afghan war surrender, has gone so badly.

[Isabella White]

Re: How does sleepy Joe stack up: the facts

Slow Joe's low standards are ruining the country. At the 1 year mark, Trump had removed 23 of his own senior staff and left hundreds of senior federal government positions unfilled. And at the end of his 4 year term the turnover rate was a very stable 92%. This shows discernment and a focus on quality.

By comparison, Cheatin' Joe simply opened the Whitehouse doors and gave free government jobs to whoever had a pulse, and now he can't fire anybody because he hasn't got the balls to do it on Twitter while they're in another State. No surprize that his signature defining act, the Biden-Afghan war surrender, has gone so badly.

Amen, dear Brother Dr. Toole! The way that not-my-President sleepy Joe Burden is going, our blessed could very well be entirely down the drain by the time the 2022 mid-terms roll around. And, the reason for that is very simple:

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: How does sleepy Joe stack up: the facts

That's a scary graphic, Sister. Angry white guys terrify me... Just kidding! The problem is that Joe is so sleeeeepy. I actually prefer his mentor Bernie Sanders who can at least muster a simmer, if not the full on roiling right-wing rage that warms even the most poorly circulated extremities.