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    U.S. Senator Republican Josh Hawley Campaigns Against Masturbation

    You can't help but be proud of a Republican Senator that campaigns on issues Jesus cares about. Senator Hawley recently explained why we need to have all the panic over Covid to stop and get men back to work in the mills and factories. He said we can't continue to have men working at home. They watch too much porn in private. We know what he was referring to.

    It's too bad other Republicans don't join him in the anti masturbation campaign. We have a stronger voice when we speak as one.

    Josh Hawley's new obsession is telling American voters to stop masturbating. (slate.com)

    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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    Re: U.S. Senator Republican Josh Hawley Campaigns Against Masturbation

    Inspirational. This is the kind of leadership that we haven't seen for a long time (almost 11 months).

    We've got to say that spending your time not working...spending your time on video games, spending your time watching porn online...is not good for you, your family or this country.
    Instead we get Biden and Karmila's nanny state micromanaging us what to do - telling us what's good for us, telling us they know what's right for our family, be best America. Well I've had enough! Starting today I'm going to focus on getting a job meat-packing for $7.25/hr or something that will teach me a hard life lesson. You know, something good for me. I will stop playing video games and stop masturbating. If I get tempted I will think of Josh Hawley's face right up close in my ear "You know it's not good for you, bad boy".
    If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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      Re: U.S. Senator Republican Josh Hawley Campaigns Against Masturbation

      I am sick and tired of President Biden micromanaging the nation's masturbation. This has to stop!
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        Re: U.S. Senator Republican Josh Hawley Campaigns Against Masturbation

        Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
        I am sick and tired of President Biden micromanaging the nation's masturbation. This has to stop!
        That's right Brother Dnow. Biden needs to keep his hands to himself. But if someone receiving public assistance is masturbating on our dime, I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT IT! Those tax dollars could be used to teach abstinence or set up work camps for the poor.
        If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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          Re: U.S. Senator Republican Josh Hawley Campaigns Against Masturbation

          Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
          Those tax dollars could be used to teach abstinence or set up work camps for the poor.
          Emphasis on the "or." If we're going to open work camps for the poor, I see no reason to teach them abstinence. But if they're not going to earn their keep, then by God I want as few of them existing as possible.
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          Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
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          From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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            Re: U.S. Senator Republican Josh Hawley Campaigns Against Masturbation

            I think a good start would be legislation that would outlaw sperm banks (we all know how it gets there).
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              Re: U.S. Senator Republican Josh Hawley Campaigns Against Masturbation

              Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
              I think a good start would be legislation that would outlaw sperm banks (we all know how it gets there).
              And then these quack doctors (not Brother Dr. Toole) who impregnate women through some means other than God's mating process. They use sperm that comes from the same place you referred to, Brother Bryan.

              I'm confident the distinguished Senator Hawley is with us on this.
              Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                Re: U.S. Senator Republican Josh Hawley Campaigns Against Masturbation

                Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
                I think a good start would be legislation that would outlaw sperm banks (we all know how it gets there).
                Mr. Bryan, you would not believe. I heard they turn away men in their 60s, even those with doctorates. Advertising $1400/mo then turning capable men away, it's criminal. But anyway a woman can always find a donor at a bar, any day of the week. Or if they want quality, there's nightclubs (the entry fee filters off deadbeats).
                If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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                  Re: U.S. Senator Republican Josh Hawley Campaigns Against Masturbation

                  I just read that up just north of Freehold in Minnesota it will soon be time to drag out the little buildings used for ice fishing. I know preachers up there who are worried about what men do in those ice fishing huts. They are there out of sight for hours.

                  Representative Hawley is not from here in the north Middle West and may not know about ice fishing. I hope his campaign against masturbation applies in Minnesota.


                  Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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