Donald Trump Jr emailed me saying his father NEEDS me.

[Uncle Rutherford]

Well well well. I suppose all those donations he has personally asked for as well as constantly emailing me about how I am his NUMBER ONE supporter is landing me a spot in how the direction of America goes. I just received an email from Donald Trump Jr telling me to take a survey about who I want to be President come 2024. I love these personalized emails from Donald Trump Jr. He’s promised to have my name show up first on Donald Trump’s birthday card, an EXCLUSIVE Gold Trump Card for 20 percent off, as well as telling me how often Donald Trump brags about ME, of all people. Now, it would appear I have been given power to shape the nation, provided I send another 200 dollar donation. Pennies compared to how much politicians usually pay just for a chance to have elected power.









For those who don’t believe me when he says I am important, he said in a previous email if I send him money I’ll have my name PERMANENTLY engraved on a wall only for Trump’s most important supporters. It proves I am important to him and that he cares about me. Almost brings a tear to my eye hearing this news. Yes these emails are real. My name, right next to Donald Trump Jr’s!!!!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Donald Trump Jr emailed me saying his father NEEDS me.

Well well well. I suppose all those donations he has personally asked for as well as constantly emailing me about how I am his NUMBER ONE supporter is landing me a spot in how the direction of America goes. I just received an email from Donald Trump Jr telling me to take a survey about who I want to be President come 2024. I love these personalized emails from Donald Trump Jr. He’s promised to have my name show up first on Donald Trump’s birthday card, an EXCLUSIVE Gold Trump Card for 20 percent off, as well as telling me how often Donald Trump brags about ME, of all people. Now, it would appear I have been given power to shape the nation, provided I send another 200 dollar donation. Pennies compared to how much politicians usually pay just for a chance to have elected power.

For those who don’t believe me when he says I am important, he said in a previous email if I send him money I’ll have my name PERMANENTLY engraved on a wall only for Trump’s most important supporters. It proves I am important to him and that he cares about me. Almost brings a tear to my eye hearing this news. Yes these emails are real. My name, right next to Donald Trump Jr’s!!!!

Brother Rutherford, you are indeed climbing the ladder of prominence. Trump Jr. is an up and coming Republican and being tight with him will serve you well.

My advice is take advantage of this opportunity. Anytime one can move into the inner circle of leadership he should do it.

My hope is you will not forget us here at Landover Baptist when you see the bright lights.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Donald Trump Jr emailed me saying his father NEEDS me.

My advice is take advantage of this opportunity. Anytime one can move into the inner circle of leadership he should do it.
My hope is you will not forget us here at Landover Baptist when you see the bright lights.

My husband's view is that it is always better to channel contributions via the Church. If you go to the Tithing Portal, you will find the link right at the top of the front page. And (whatever Don Jr. says) you can rest assured that Our President will view your contribution to this very important survey, as a member of his Favorite church, before that of mere outsiders.

[Roland]

Re: Donald Trump Jr emailed me saying his father NEEDS me.

That ¨ PERMANENTLY engraved on a wall¨ sounds kind of useless to me. Though dogs might use it as a place to leave their messages, that would be a use.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Donald Trump Jr emailed me saying his father NEEDS me.

That ¨PERMANENTLY engraved on a wall¨ sounds kind of useless to me.

I think Brother Uncle Rutherford, who sometimes gets confused by small details, may have misremembered "A" wall there. President Trump's son is clearly referring to "THE" wall. What True Christian™ would not be proud to have his name engraved there?

[Uncle Rutherford]

Re: Donald Trump Jr emailed me saying his father NEEDS me.

I think Brother Uncle Rutherford, who sometimes gets confused by small details, may have misremembered "A" wall there. President Trump's son is clearly referring to "THE" wall. What True Christian™ would not be proud to have his name engraved there?

Amen to that! As I was about to reply, I just got a notification from Trump Jr himself that he wants to sell me a LIMITED EDITION ULTRA MAGA SHIRT!!!!! Unfortunately I can’t share the offer with anyone because it says so in the email, but I don’t think showing the email itself is against the rules. I get lots of emails from Trump Jr saying not to share the emails he sends to me, probably to keep the liberals from getting jealous.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Donald Trump Jr emailed me saying his father NEEDS me.

Amen to that! As I was about to reply, I just got a notification from Trump Jr himself that he wants to sell me a LIMITED EDITION ULTRA MAGA SHIRT!!!!! Unfortunately I can’t share the offer with anyone because it says so in the email, but I don’t think showing the email itself is against the rules. I get lots of emails from Trump Jr saying not to share the emails he sends to me, probably to keep the liberals from getting jealous.

It doesn't prevent you from reselling the shirt. Wow. Something like this you could quickly sell for $250 at least. You are one fortunate guy, Brother Rutherford.

[its_faith]

Re: Donald Trump Jr emailed me saying his father NEEDS me.

Only $45? What a bargain!

[Didymus Much]

Re: Donald Trump Jr emailed me saying his father NEEDS me.

It doesn't prevent you from reselling the shirt. Wow. Something like this you could quickly sell for $250 at least...

So how many shirts should Faith Machine buy to pay off his tithe? I missed the exact dollar figure owing.






/s

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Donald Trump Jr emailed me saying his father NEEDS me.

Donor wall, huh? That's not a bad idea. Not a wall dedicated to financial donors, but a wall literally donated. Remember when Steve Bannon was unjustly indicted for fraud after crowdsourcing the MAGA Wall on Gofundme fizzled out? That wouldn't have happened if we had just sent bricks, mortar, trowels, coils of concertina wire, and so on directly to the border.

[WWJDnow]

Re: Donald Trump Jr emailed me saying his father NEEDS me.

Uncle Rutherford, congratulations! I've always been a little skeptical of ex-Negroes like you, but, if President Trump wants your advice, I'd say that you have now been officially recognized as 100% white, just like Ben Carson, and I will not contradict it. Truly there is nothing the Lord cannot do!

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Donald Trump Jr emailed me saying his father NEEDS me.

just like Ben Carson

Ben Carson is dead. Maybe you're thinking of Supreme Court Justice Herman Cain or Godfathers CEO Clarence Thomas.

Which one is Uncle Rutherford again? The neurosurgeon?

[WWJDnow]

Re: Donald Trump Jr emailed me saying his father NEEDS me.

Maybe I was thinking about Michael Steele. It's hard for us Republicans to keep track of those boys, since they all look the same.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Donald Trump Jr emailed me saying his father NEEDS me.

Maybe I was thinking about Michael Steele. It's hard for us Republicans to keep track of those boys, since they all look the same.

To me, it's all Hutus and Tsutsis - but surprizingly they seem confident enough of their own ability to tell eachother apart to write genocidal manifestos. Just as well, I guess, because if it were up to us the outcome might not have been as pleasant. I certainly wouldn't trust myself with a Gatling gun and 2000 rounds of ammunition to discern fine gradations among a horde of hollerin' hoo-has... Be sure to keep your calipers and lookup table handy.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Donald Trump Jr emailed me saying his father NEEDS me.

We have to remember, one of these men was so influential powerful liberals knew he must be eliminated.

That was Herman Cain. Herman had health problems that made it imperative he not contract covid. He also knew President Trump needed him at a Trump rally. Liberals spotted Herman wearing no mask, shaking hands and taking cheek to cheek selfies. They sent one of their infected stooges to infect him and in a few days he was dead.

I believe to this day that if Herman had made to call to Mike Pence telling Mike to invalidate the dishonest Electoral College votes President Trump would be in office today.