Dr. Oz faltering - is it time for Dr. Toole?

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Fellow doctor and scientific authority Mehmet Oz is a Republican candidate for Senate in Philadelphia. Some find that surprizing because he's lived in New Jersey for 30 years and is an attending physician at New York Presbyterian/Columbia University Medical Center. And votes in Turkey.

I think smart people can understand that rich men like Dr. Oz don't necessarily "live" in the United States for tax purposes but are nevertheless fully committed to embettering working people's causes such as... coal mining?... in the great State of, uh, home of uh, Edward Goodrich Acheson inventor and Louisa May Alcott author and more celebrities you can discover on the internet.

Dr. "O" (as his wife Opera "O" Wingfry calls him) has the endorsement of President Trump and is especially strong on healthcare with a long history of selling of weight-loss pills. Some might think Oprah would try a few samples in between selling her diet books... but anyway. Unfortunately, news today indicates Dr. Oz was using paid staffers to act like grateful voters at a fake town hall in in, uh, the wonderful state of, America's finest, Liver Free or Diet Go the Rangers Be Best! Pennsylvania of course of course.

So it looks like he's toast.

Which leaves a gaping Dr. Oz sized hole on the Republican electoral ticket for the wonderful State. It's a place I've always wanted to visit and I hear good things about the... lobsters? So I'll be putting together a crack team to feel out voters whether there is enthusiasm for a fresh hot beef injection of Dr "T" (not Mr) on the ballot. Bringing the Toole. Making Be Best Again. If elected I will do surgery faster and cheaper than possible, cut taxes and defend us from terrorists in any capacity any time any place. In the great State of, home of the brave. Bring it terrorists.

[handmaiden]

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PA is the Commonwealth of Wawa. Those weirdoes insist on calling their sub sandwiches "hoagies" and their biggest city is thick on the ground with liberal, commie colleges.

The only good college there is Temple, where Bill Cosby attended. Villa Nova, outside the city, is filled with drunk, Catholic jocks, and Bryn Mawr, just down the road, is a famous training enclave for lesbians.

The worst thing that you can say about Pennsylvania, however, is that Joe Biden was born there.


They desperately need strong, forceful Republican leadership to turn that place firmly red and keep it that way, no matter what it takes.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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Thank you for your endorsement Sister.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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I'm not sure, Dr. Toole, you will be happy in the world of politics. Healing man that you are, you always will feel the need to return to your medical profession.

[Dennis Lukes]

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Dr. Toole is a Christian. Dr. Oz is a Muslim. Enough said.

That being said, something tells me our dear Dr. Toole would be the subject of a smear campaign by young ladies (actually crisis actors who've never met him before) claiming he touched them inappropriately during chiropractic sessions. Now Dr. Toole is a great physician--he advised me and others on this forum to ward off the China Flu with hydroxychloroquine--but I don't know if I want to see the liberals slinging mud at him.

Listen, Tony, Senators are in the same class as Pastor Zeke's house boys--servants to greater powers. They're there to replace the Constitution with the KJV 1611 Bible and nothing more.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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I'm not sure, Dr. Toole, you will be happy in the world of politics. Healing man that you are, you always will feel the need to return to your medical profession.

You know, I could have been a Mayor once. Small town - you wouldn't have heard about it. I just didn't have the patience for little stuff, you know what I mean? Little people's little bullshit. I knew I was destined for more, eventually when it was my turn. I just had to wait and it would fall into my lap. Much like President Trump, and Bush, and all their children. Please, don't talk to me about struggles. None of them went to Vietnam for their own personal Vietnam like I did.

Listen, Tony, Senators are in the same class as Pastor Zeke's house boys--servants to greater powers. They're there to replace the Constitution with the KJV 1611 Bible and nothing more.

Listen, D-Dawg. The greater powers can kiss my Senatorial ass and I don't give a hoot what some old dead guys say I can and cannot do. That's my Freedom as an American Senator. I'm going to trial balloon some ideas for a few key demographics then move on it like a ...

So what do you think about this line: Liberals - it's time to put down the crack pipe and get back to work. America's hurting and it's your fault. Make Again Be Best.

[MitzaLizalor]

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What about some snappy T-shirt slogans?

[Dennis Lukes]

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[Johny Joe Hold]

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Dr. Toole, several of us are concerned about your safety. When a True Christian™ like yourself, especially a noted physician, steps forward for public office liberals get all upset. They are a trigger-happy bunch and prone to violence.

Please keep in mind the equally noteworthy doctor, Dr. Ben Carson. He ran for President then took a position in the Trump Administration. Liberals killed him (I might be mistaken. There was also a man named Herman Cain--perhaps it was Cain they killed.)

[handmaiden]

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(I might be mistaken. There was also a man named Herman Cain--perhaps it was Cain they killed.)

Very confused. I thought that it was Able that was killed.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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Brothers and Sisters, thank you for your support and words of concern. To be sure it is a long and complex process, requiring a lot of help from volunteers (you) and donors (you). If someone would be so kind to make a web page and come up with some begging emails, and send them out, that would earn them a shiny button with my name on.

Safety is one of my platform strengths so I am proud to invite the terrorists to try their best. My security detail is champing at the bit to make use of the unlimited ammo offer from my sponsor. First stop Uvalde. Anyone attempting to use biological weapons - COVID, the AIDS, etc. - should know I have a medical degree and stockpiles of anti-vaccine.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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There's a lot of buzz about the candidacy, as you might imagine. A lot. Some are asking, who are your heros, who do you admire? That's a great question.

If you were to ask me I'd have to say the go-getters who showed the way forward. People like Arnold Schwarzenegger who worked on his muscles to be the best grocery bagger who could carry even the heaviest grocery bags. Also, there's Usain Bolt who practised running very fast to be the best delivery boy.

These champions knew what it takes to serve markets, to "Be Best" in the grand Melanian tradition. Not just physical labor, I also admire scientologists such as Albert Einstein who saw the potential of commerce on the Moon and studied the math to grow that market. Now L-Ron and Bozos have tourist rides that are seeing good numbers, good space numbers. There's a lot of untapped potential in that sphere - rocks, souvenirs, etc.

In terms of politicians, I look to the disrupters, the Randian drivers of change. People like Liz Truss from the United Kingdom of Great Britain with her unique take on reality, boldly striding into the future with or without us, and certainly without Kwasi.

Happy to take any further questions - these are early days and I have a surprizing amount of spare time to read it them all. Don't be a Foole!

[Johny Joe Hold]

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I'm wondering if you could get an endorsement from Marj Taylor Greene? From what I can tell, she is active in the Trump work to overturn and 2020 election results. Yet, she seems quite far from going to jail, unlike Rudy and perhaps Trump himself. I think she is right on the cusp of going big and you can be right there along with her.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Dr. Oz faltering - is it time for Dr. Toole?

I'm wondering if you could get an endorsement from Marj Taylor Greene? From what I can tell, she is active in the Trump work to overturn and 2020 election results. Yet, she seems quite far from going to jail, unlike Rudy and perhaps Trump himself. I think she is right on the cusp of going big and you can be right there along with her.

Something tells me there wouldn't be any Kushners, Cohns, or Rosensteins in an MTG administration, that alone is a major plus. Yes, I can picture it now: President Marjorie Taylor Greene reading an important piece of legislation in the Oval Office with her trusted advisor, Senate Majority Leader Anthony J. Toole, at her side, and Pastor Zeke leading them in prayer. David Duke is finally Secretary of State, Steve Bannon the Vice President, and even Donnie is back, this time in the more suitable role of Deputy Press Secretary. Not a single bill is signed that isn't in full compliance with the KJV 1611 Bible as personally verified by Christ's representative on earth, Pastor Zeke.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Something tells me there wouldn't be any Kushners, Cohns, or Rosensteins in an MTG administration, that alone is a major plus. Yes, I can picture it now: President Marjorie Taylor Greene reading an important piece of legislation in the Oval Office with her trusted advisor, Senate Majority Leader Anthony J. Toole, at her side, and Pastor Zeke leading them in prayer. David Duke is finally Secretary of State, Steve Bannon the Vice President, and even Donnie is back, this time in the more suitable role of Deputy Press Secretary. Not a single bill is signed that isn't in full compliance with the KJV 1611 Bible as personally verified by Christ's representative on earth, Pastor Zeke.

Your wisdom comes through, Brother Lukes. Marj just got divorced so no worthless husband to support. Maybe has some young kids but she doesn't have a small army of mouths to feed like President Trump. Trump has to support the Kushners and hear their faulty advice. Then there are all his children without jobs. Add to that the parade of unemployed people who worked for him and had to be fired. MTG would breeze in there, get advice from Dr. Toole and Pastor Zeke and this country would be great again.