At Last! Someone With A Plan to Shut Up Nancy!

[handmaiden]

Brothers and Sisters of Landover Baptist Church, by now you will have all heard about the alleged attack on Nancy Pelosi's husband, Paul.

Naturally, the Lie-bral Media has been all over the story, claiming that it was an act of political violence and an "assassination attempt" on the person second in line to the Presidency.

Now, I don't particularly trust CNN, but they reported that the fellow who encountered Paul Pelosi (from what I have read elsewhere, Mr. Pelosi had a pretty solid grip on that hammer, so the other fellow may have a claim to self-defense), was carrying a roll of duct tape.

Now, the duct tape paired with the hammer suggests an innocent handyman who was probably attacked by a deranged old man who was confused after inviting said handyman into the house. However, even if Mr. DePape wasn't there in the house to repair something, the fact that he brought duct tape means that he was just sick and tired of hearing Nancy Pelosi run her yappy, painted mouth. And who can blame him?

If telling a loud and vexatious woman to shut up is a crime then we need to throw the Apostle Paul behind bars. And frankly, we may need to lock up Paul Pelosi while we're at it. It is entirely possible that he was the one who put Mr. DePape up to that idea, and--as in the earlier scenario proposed--just forgot about the appointment that they had set up earlier.

1 Corinthians 14:34

Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law.

When you think about it, Nancy Pelosi's literal job title is Speaker! What an affront to The Lord!

Mr. DePape is doubtless a godly man for wanting to put a stop to that. As for Mr. Pelosi, I don't feel sorry for him because he got hit in the head with a hammer; I feel sorry for him because he has to listen to Nancy Pelosi day in and day out. The man is probably getting a desperately-needed rest in the hospital.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Fox News made a great point. There is crime all over the country because Black Lives Matter thugs were not brought to justice. Crime has a randomness about it and this may have been the case here.

That the intruder said "Where's Nancy" is quite in itself random and generic. There are thousands of women named "Nancy." It could just as well be "Where is Jane Doe?"

[WWJDnow]

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Sometimes you have to attack an 82 year old man with a hammer to achieve political justice and a Christian society. The libtards refuse to read the Bible, so this is the only way to reach them.

[Dennis Lukes]

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I cannot condone this latest attempt to bash Nancy Pelosi's skull in with a hammer. By which I mean for legal reasons it would be imprudent for me or anyone else here to condone it, celebrate it, make jokes about it, or otherwise rejoice at the news on a public forum.

Brethren, check your private messages.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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We found out yesterday that Mr. DePape is an illegal alien - he is a citizen of Canada who overstayed his visa - by 20 years. His actions should be considered an act of war - it's finally time to invade Canada and free their people from Turdeau.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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I beginning to wonder, did this attack really happen? The police don't get paid that much and clever people can bribe them. I suppose we'll see pictures and an interview with P's husband. Stage make up can fool people.

The so called perpetrater has pleaded "not guilty." We can start understanding this by his claim of innocense.

[handmaiden]

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I beginning to wonder, did this attack really happen? The police don't get paid that much and clever people can bribe them. I suppose we'll see pictures and an interview with P's husband. Stage make up can fool people.

The so called perpetrater has pleaded "not guilty." We can start understanding this by his claim of innocense.

You ask an important question, Brother Mayor. Supposedly, the Capitol Police back in Washington, DC have recorded the whole thing on camera. But the attack "happened" in San Francisco. So, how does that work?


Also, if the police were keeping an eye on the Pelosi home, why didn't they do anything? Is it because they were defunded? Or perhaps the Capitol Police are so busy harassing and arresting innocent patriots trying to install the rightful President that they don't have time to physically monitor the camera feed.


Either way, the Capitol Police are incompetent and Nancy Pelosi is their boss so the whole thing is her fault.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Here is why it is important to keep up with the news by reading this LBC website. Only here do you learn what Big Media does not want you to know.

I reported a couple of days ago something was just not right about the 24/7 reporting of the "Pelosi attack." Several have thanked me for pointing out the possibility it never happened.

Now, a very conservative, meaning reliable, site is reporting the entire incident was not an "attack" but a homer sexual encounter that went bad. It reports that Pelosi may have picked up "hammer man," who lived in the homer "Castro Street" part of town, and brought him to the Pelosi home.

We will monitor this story and report to you here. I expect Trump to mention the homer aspect soon.

The Paul Pelosi Attack Just Got A Whole Lot Weirder – Def-Con News (defconnews.com)

[handmaiden]

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If Castro Street is the homer section of San Francisco, that would explain a lot about Fidel Castro.

It always seemed as if he was cos-playing at being a rugged revolutionary. And what about that cigar he was working on for forty or fifty years?


Also, if the reports on Paul Pelosi are true, doesn't it stand to reason that Nancy is really a man? She's proved many times that she has the biggest ba-- I mean--well, you know what I mean-- in Congress.


It really doesn't make sense that any woman would have that much confidence and firmness of purpose.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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Here is why it is important to keep up with the news by reading this LBC website. Only here do you learn what Big Media does not want you to know.

Yes, and think what we're not allowed to think you think.

I reported a couple of days ago something was just not right about the 24/7 reporting of the "Pelosi attack." Several have thanked me for pointing out the possibility it never happened.

Thank you Mr. Mayor, I always appreciate getting the news ahead of time. Ka-ching! Say no more.

Now, a very conservative, meaning reliable, site is reporting the entire incident was not an "attack" but a homer sexual encounter that went bad. It reports that Pelosi may have picked up "hammer man," who lived in the homer "Castro Street" part of town, and brought him to the Pelosi home.

I bet if they went there they could find a dozen men like that willing to say they frequently took out the hammer on Paul, the rich guy at the end of the street.

[handmaiden]

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Ugh! I cannot believe that Elon Musk let this one slip by him!

A tweet from the twit, Nancy Pelosi:

The Pelosi family is thankful for the beautiful outpouring of love, support and prayers from around the world. Paul remains under doctors’ care as he continues to progress on a long recovery process and convalescence. He is now home surrounded by his family who request privacy.

Musk needs to do that thing where they flag false information.

Any prayers sent the Pelosies' way were deluded, idolatrous Catholic prayers. Nobody whom God actually listens to was praying for Paul Pelosi.

Mr. Pelosi is most likely under the care of some weird witch doctor, all the couple's so-called children are actors adopted at a young age, and Mr. Pelosi wants privacy so he can have more homosexual affairs.

If Elon Musk had a true love for The Lord and Donald Trump and America, he would come out and tweet this information. Let's see if the man has any courage or integrity.

[Dennis Lukes]

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Some people were praying for Paul Pelosi's health. Others were praying he'd get jacked in the skull with a claw hammer. We have to ask ourselves whose prayers Jesus answered.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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The faux liberal outrage over this alleged incident is starting to bore me. Just imagine if an intruder had broken into Mar-a-lago calling Donaaald? Donaaaald? and done some unsolicited cosmetic work on Melania's head with the DeWalt Heavy Duty 3500W Electric Demolition Hammer/Concrete Breaker 1400 BPM. It would barely make the daytime news - liberals would probably mock her instead. Such double standards.