One-child policy and mandatory sterilization for non-Christian women

[Dennis Lukes]

I was at the Wal-Mart today and I saw a bunch of niglets running around in the aisles, Mexican brats grabbing candy, trailer trash screaming about a toy, and worst of all mulatto mongrels, all the while their bloated, greasy whore mothers paid little mind. It got me to thinking about abortion, particularly its silver lining of reducing the population of undesirables. We all know abortion is murder and should be outlawed. However, it would also be nice if there was some way to stop brown people and white trash from pumping out baby after baby after baby, further miring them in poverty and annoying me. One of those neglected little brats may one day grow up to kill me or you or someone you care about. Even if they don't, they'll be stealing our money by sucking at the big gummit welfare tit until they're sent to prison, and we pay for that too. And since it's wrong to kill them as pre-babies and there's apparently no chance of getting these sluts to stop opening their legs for every loser that buys her a drink, there's got to be some other solution.


And then it hit me: sterilize them. Slice them open and pull out their wombs. There's nothing in the Bible against this. Though we would have to allow them to have one child first so they could have a chance at salvation (1 Timothy 2:15), otherwise they'd be irrevocably damned. Call me a softie if you must, but I do have a kind heart.