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    At least 73% of Americans are hellbound Christ-haters.

    As True Christians™, we know that we are on the narrow way, but even here in God's favorite country, shockingly many people are willing to look sweet Baby Jesus right in His blue eyes and say, "I renounce You in favor of the satanic minions of the islamojihadofascist demon-cretin party."

    Interwebs "news" source:

    Bush's Approval Rating Drops to New Low

    PRINCETON, N.J. (Sept. 30) - According to a Sept. 26-27 USA Today/Gallup poll, just 27% of Americans approve of the job George W. Bush is doing as president, the lowest rating of his presidency.
    Why do so many Americans hate America so much?
    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

    Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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    Re: At least 73% of Americans are hellbound Christ-haters.

    Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
    As True Christians™, we know that we are on the narrow way, but even here in God's favorite country, shockingly many people are willing to look sweet Baby Jesus right in His blue eyes and say, "I renounce You in favor of the satanic minions of the islamojihadofascist demon-cretin party."

    Interwebs "news" source:

    Why do so many Americans hate America so much?
    They don't hate America.They merely hate the the purveyor of lies who hates America.

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      Re: At least 73% of Americans are hellbound Christ-haters.

      Originally posted by Osambo 08 View Post
      They don't hate America.They merely hate the the purveyor of lies who hates America.
      What kind of "jive" doubletalk is that, sambo? They hate the people who lie about hating the haters of America? You colored boys sure do know how to spin something out of nothing, don't you.

      GWB is the best President America has ever had, bar none. The fact that he, like us, has to endure the slings and arrows of unjust persecution, only goes to prove conclusively that he is Blessed by Jesus.

      If it wasn't for GWB, you'd be a camel jockey, boy. Count your Blessings!!
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        Re: At least 73% of Americans are hellbound Christ-haters.

        I guess 73% of Americans and 90% of the world are in discord with you.He hasn't done anything beneficial in the past 8 years.

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          Re: At least 73% of Americans are hellbound Christ-haters.

          Originally posted by Osambo 08 View Post
          I guess 73% of Americans and 90% of the world are in discord with you.He hasn't done anything beneficial in the past 8 years.
          *Saved the World from Osambo Ben Laden and made America safer by leading us in the War on Terror.

          *Rescued the American economy from the brink of disaster brought on by the Clinton regime.

          *Ensured that condoms and abortion (baby killing) will never be distributed with American tax dollars.

          *Regained the respect of World Leaders through looking into their eyes and seeing their souls.

          *Set an example of Manly Christian leadership for everyone to emulate. Women want to be with him, Men want to be like him.

          I could go on and on, boy. The accomplishments of George W. Bush are innumerable for those with eyes to see.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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