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  • It's October. Where's the surprise?

    OK, Jesus. I know how You like to keep us guessing, and that Your Plans are Yours alone. But the election is only five weeks away.

    It's October now. We're waiting for the October Surprise . . . Can we get a hint? Thanks!

    Amen.
    Does anyone here have an idea what the October Surprise that will destroy O'Sambo will be?

    I'm thinking that Governor Palin's performance on tonight's VP debate may well be a HUGE nail in his political coffin.
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    Re: It's October. Where's the surprise?

    Sarah Palin's debate performance tonight will be a big surprise. She is a skilled debater, a fine shot, and a brilliant thinker.

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    • #3
      Re: It's October. Where's the surprise?

      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
      OK, Jesus. I know how You like to keep us guessing, and that Your Plans are Yours alone. But the election is only five weeks away.

      It's October now. We're waiting for the October Surprise . . . Can we get a hint? Thanks!

      Amen.
      Does anyone here have an idea what the October Surprise that will destroy O'Sambo will be?

      I'm thinking that Governor Palin's performance on tonight's VP debate may well be a HUGE nail in his political coffin.
      I do think tonight may "seal the deal", so to speak, for McCain. With the known heavyweight Palin going up against the little-known Biden, I think that tonight will be a big night for the campaign. Everyone knows that McCain manhandled Obama in the debate last week, so this should show the American public just how poorly the two do under stress. The mainstream media has spent the last several weeks "lowering the bar" for Biden, so if he basically just doesn't say "heil hitler", he'll end up coming out smelling of roses. But you and I both know that the American public will see the debate for what it will be: a momentous movement that will ensure that McCain slides to an easy victory in a month

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        Re: It's October. Where's the surprise?

        Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
        Sarah Palin's debate performance tonight will be a big surprise. She is a skilled debater, a fine shot, and a brilliant thinker.

        Does she know yet what a Vice President does?
        Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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        • #5
          Re: It's October. Where's the surprise?



          One thing Vice Presidents do is get their shoes shined.

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          • #6
            Re: It's October. Where's the surprise?

            Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
            Does she know yet what a Vice President does?
            Katie Couric should have asked her that question.She would probably ramble about Alaska or something.

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              Re: It's October. Where's the surprise?

              Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post


              One thing Vice Presidents do is get their shoes shined.
              Mention shoeshines and look who shows up.

              I've heard through the grapevine that Mrs. Palin is going to let her Godly Husband handle the actual debate tonight, while she disassembles, cleans, then reassembles the entire Palin family arsenal.

              Blindfolded.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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              • #8
                Re: It's October. Where's the surprise?

                Patience, people! The month is young.

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                • #9
                  Re: It's October. Where's the surprise?

                  Politics makes for strange bedfellows.
                  Catholics may be perverted...but we can USE them to accomplish God's plan:

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                  • #10
                    Re: It's October. Where's the surprise?

                    Originally posted by nuncio View Post
                    Politics makes for strange bedfellows.
                    Catholics may be perverted...but we can USE them to accomplish God's plan:
                    That's well known. Romanists, Mor(m)ons, dzhoos, and other hellbound cultists can be useful in this life, although damned in the next. Just look at the good work that the Mary-hailers have done on the U.S. Supreme Court.
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                    • #11
                      Re: It's October. Where's the surprise?

                      Originally posted by Osambo 08 View Post
                      Katie Couric should have asked her that question.She would probably ramble about Alaska or something.
                      Olamebo, shouldn't you be smoking crack cocaine up in an alley somewhere with the rest of your demon friends instead of baselessly attacking the next Vice President for speaking so candidly about God's country?

                      You make me sick.

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                      • #12
                        Re: It's October. Where's the surprise?

                        Originally posted by Frank Jones View Post
                        Olamebo, shouldn't you be smoking crack cocaine up in an alley somewhere with the rest of your demon friends instead of baselessly attacking the next Vice President for speaking so candidly about God's country?

                        You make me sick.

                        I don't even know how it looks like,lol.I never know that stating the obvious is an attack.

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                          Re: It's October. Where's the surprise?

                          Originally posted by Osambo 08 View Post
                          I don't even know how it looks like,lol.I never know that stating the obvious is an attack.
                          Are you high, boy?

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                            Re: It's October. Where's the surprise?

                            Jesus always arranges some kind of "surprise" in October when it comes to DEMONcrats. Think about Dukakis and "Willie Horton" and "Revolving Door". LIEbral Kerry got "Swift Boated" in the last election.


                            Only the Lord knows at this point what is going to happen. When it comes to Obama my guess would be that there will emerge some kind of "Chicken Bucket" scandal.

                            Praise Jesus! Bring it on!

                            Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                            brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                            ...and get off my lawn
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                              Re: It's October. Where's the surprise?

                              I have no doubt that the Obama boy has plenty of skeletons in his closet, but big jewery is keeping the information from coming out because they control the liberal east coast media.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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