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"You know,the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the 1940s who is still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the face for it."
"Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly? Because Janet Reno is her father."
"I hope [Fidel Castro] has the opportunity to meet Karl Marx very soon."
"Bomb, bomb, bomb... bomb, bomb Iran!"
"Has anyone heard the one about the woman who is attacked on the street by a gorilla, beaten senseless, raped repeatedly and left to die? When she finally regains consciousness and tries to speak, her doctor leans over to hear her sigh contently and to feebly ask, 'Where is that marvelous ape?'"
"[My hair may be thinning, but] at least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt."
"I stopped beating my wife just a couple of weeks ago . . . "
This man is hillarious!! We all know that he's going to be elected President in November, but if for some bizarre reason he isn't elected our 44th Commander-in-Chief, he's got a real good potential career as a stand-up comic!!
"Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly? Because Janet Reno is her father."
"I hope [Fidel Castro] has the opportunity to meet Karl Marx very soon."
"Bomb, bomb, bomb... bomb, bomb Iran!"
"Has anyone heard the one about the woman who is attacked on the street by a gorilla, beaten senseless, raped repeatedly and left to die? When she finally regains consciousness and tries to speak, her doctor leans over to hear her sigh contently and to feebly ask, 'Where is that marvelous ape?'"
"[My hair may be thinning, but] at least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt."
"I stopped beating my wife just a couple of weeks ago . . . "
This man is hillarious!! We all know that he's going to be elected President in November, but if for some bizarre reason he isn't elected our 44th Commander-in-Chief, he's got a real good potential career as a stand-up comic!!
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