Is John McCain TOO Wild to be President

[Joshua Brooks]

Friends, I've been thinking this over for some time now and I need some input from my fellow brothers in Christ. Even sisters in Christ are welcome to respond if your husband has already gone over this issue with you previously. The next President of these United States, John Sidney McCain, is a maverick - no, The Maverick. His voting record this year is proof positive of that. He voted with President Bush 95% of the time. 95%!?!

That's 5% of the time voting against the man that Jesus personally put into office. I think he is just too much of a loose cannon. And he has a woman VP. Now I know that a VP doesn't really do anything and that John McCain won't be called home until Jesus decides He's good a ready to receive him, but I don't like the idea that she was lording over Alaska instead of taking care of her children at home. Maybe her daughter wouldn't have turned out to be such a depraved slut who birthed a retard mongoloid if she would have stayed in her God ordained place. Jesus made the law for a reason. Sarah Plain has some serious gender role issues that need to be addressed.

And let's look at the alternative. Obama? He's one part nigra, one part islamic terrorist and two parts liberal midwesterner. If you know anything about Hussein you should know that he has admitted to smoking the weed and doing the crack. I'm not deceived. He's just another buck and a secret muslim to boot.

And Joe Biden? He was utterly crushed in a debate against Sarah Palin. 30+ years of experience and he gets destroyed by a woman? He came into the debate with a full and comprehensive knowledge of the issues and the intentions/solutions of himself and his running mate. Sarah Palin didn't seem to know anything other than what was written on her answer cards. She ignored questions, even stating that she would not answer them, if the question did not have an answer she had memorized or wasn't in her stack of answer cards. How does a real man lose in such a devastating way? Clearly, Biden isn't fit for duty.

So it's either a loose cannon Maverick who's voting record shows that he is borderline crazy and only 95% on Jesus's side OR a crack smoking islamist buck nigra.

*sigh*

Please, somebody tell me why McCain is not TOO wild to be president? I really want to believe that Jesus approves of him.

[Senior Loopy]

Re: Is John McCain TOO Wild to be President

I agree. McCain is crazy. That's why I'm not voting for him.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Is John McCain TOO Wild to be President

I agree. McCain is crazy. That's why I'm not voting for him.

Sarah Palin is the Godliest Governor in these United States (except possibly for Mike Huckabee). Surely, she will ensure that Bush's successful policies continue and are expanded under her administration after John McCain retires for health reasons.

[Senior Loopy]

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Sarah Palin is the Godliest Governor in these United States (except possibly for Mike Huckabee). Surely, she will ensure that Bush's successful policies continue and are expanded under her administration after John McCain retires for health reasons.

I shudder at the thought of President Palin.
Don't you people think women are inferior or something? Why would you want a woman to be leader of the free world? Doesn't she have a son who is a "mong" or a "tard" or whatever else you like to call people with Down Syndrome? Don't you say that she's being punished or something like that?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I shudder at the thought of President Palin.

You should, nancyboy. President Palin would take a dim view of your sodomites running around God's favorite country, committing sodomy at will, violating God's commandments.

You should be very afraid, nancyboy.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I shudder at the thought of President Palin.
Don't you people think women are inferior or something? Why would you want a woman to be leader of the free world? Doesn't she have a son who is a "mong" or a "tard" or whatever else you like to call people with Down Syndrome? Don't you say that she's being punished or something like that?

I believe that her husband, "First Dude - Mister Mom" Todd Palin, is being punished with the retard because of his former membership in the Alaskan Independence Party, the traitorous secessionist organization, and his refusal to run his household like a Christian man, forcing the delicate Sarah to take over his role as provider.

Sarah Palin simply had her womb in the wrong place at the wrong time. However, as she is Saved© in childbearing, she remains blameless.

[Joshua Brooks]

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I agree. McCain is crazy. That's why I'm not voting for him.

Too much of a maverick for your liking I take it? That bit about voting a whole 5% against Jesus makes me wonder if he is trustworthy enough to continue Bush's legacy as well. Sadly, friend, Bush will not be running for president again.

[Senior Loopy]

Re: Is John McCain TOO Wild to be President

You should, nancyboy. President Palin would take a dim view of your sodomites running around God's favorite country, committing sodomy at will, violating God's commandments.

You should be very afraid, nancyboy.

Yeah first she's going to get rid of the homosexuals and Muslims. Then when there are still problems and we need a scapegoat she takes a page from Hitlers' book and decides to exterminate Jews. Then when they're all gone she takes aim at the atheists. Then it's Hispanic people. Then people of African decent. And eventually when she's going to find some detail that makes YOU anti-god and she'd have the American version of the KGB round you up. Me I'm going to vote for candidates who believe in "live and let live" ideals

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Yeah first she's going to get rid of the homosexuals and Muslims. Then when there are still problems and we need a scapegoat she takes a page from Hitlers' book and decides to exterminate Jews. Then when they're all gone she takes aim at the atheists. Then it's Hispanic people. Then people of African decent.

Praise Jesus! Once we get that outdated secular Constitution scrapped and the Holy Bible instituted as the law of the land, all this and much more will be accomplished in Christ's name! Shout GLORY!!

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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With a maverick like McCain at the helm, we have to expect him to be a little frisky. He's such a maverick that one can't attempt to reign him in--a maverick like him will listen to God and God alone! Luckily we know that God is on McCain's side, leading our Maverick-in-Chief in the ways of the Lord!

We saw last night the mavericky energy of McCain, and, while it might be a little extreme for some of us, it is the very reason that he is known as a maverick. My Friends(tm), a maverick like him is a rambunctious person, full of energy. What we saw last night, my friends, was a very young, very spirited, very motivated McCain. I agree that he does come across as a little TOO mavericky at times, but that is the nature of the game, my friends. A maverick like McCain can be counted on to do the right thing, regardless of whether or not the Democrats like it. And, my friends, America needs a Maverick like him. It is just what we need at a time when the economy is slowing down: someone to switch things up--a Maverick.

My friends, we need a Maverick at the helm--McCain/Palin: 2 Mavericks for the price of one!!

[Joshua Brooks]

Re: Is John McCain TOO Wild to be President

With a maverick like McCain at the helm, we have to expect him to be a little frisky. He's such a maverick that one can't attempt to reign him in--a maverick like him will listen to God and God alone! Luckily we know that God is on McCain's side, leading our Maverick-in-Chief in the ways of the Lord!

We saw last night the mavericky energy of McCain, and, while it might be a little extreme for some of us, it is the very reason that he is known as a maverick. My Friends™, a maverick like him is a rambunctious person, full of energy. What we saw last night, my friends, was a very young, very spirited, very motivated McCain. I agree that he does come across as a little TOO mavericky at times, but that is the nature of the game, my friends. A maverick like McCain can be counted on to do the right thing, regardless of whether or not the Democrats like it. And, my friends, America needs a Maverick like him. It is just what we need at a time when the economy is slowing down: someone to switch things up--a Maverick.

My friends, we need a Maverick at the helm--McCain/Palin: 2 Mavericks for the price of one!!

I was looking over the second debate and I must say that John McCain was VERY impressive. He is an absolute genius on healthcare reform. Here is how his overall plan will unfold:

1. Identify the smartest people in America
2. Gather up the smartest people in America
3. Form a panel consisting of the smartest people in America
4. Have this panel of geniuses brainstorm the issues
5. Problem solved

This is revolutionary thinking. No one has ever thought to do this. I guess being The Maverick will come in handy.