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[JennyD]

I went with a couple of my clients from The Monthly Visitor to a McCain-Palin rally in Ohio. It was a great time! Sarah Palin's speech was incredible, and the people were SO friendly! All those smiling, white Christian faces . . . so happy to be there and promoting God's Will!

(Claire had just finished her time of the month, and Heather was about to start. So they were quite "clean" for the trip.)

Anyway, we were all getting ready to enter the rally when a reporter came up and started asking everybody when they'd first heard of Sarah Palin, and when they'd first heard of O'Bomba.

Heather got to respond first, at around 1:17. I was about to comment at 2:02, but Heather was getting a little excited and started chatting up the reporter. Her monthly mood seems to have gotten the best of her . . .

At 2:17, Claire got her chance to speak up, and did an excellent job. I'm really proud of both ladies for their enthusiasm! And not at all jealous that I didn't get to speak because Heather cut me off. Not a bit.

No, really. I forgive you, Heather.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Praise Jesus!! You made it to Ohio!

But sister Jenny, you seemed a bit subdued in that clip, not your usual spunky self. Were you nervous about being on camera?

Anyway, job well done to all of you girls who made it out to see Vice President Palin give her little speech. It seems like there is quite a group of admirers for her in Freehold these days...

[JennyD]

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Praise Jesus!! You made it to Ohio!

But sister Jenny, you seemed a bit subdued in that clip, not your usual spunky self. Were you nervous about being on camera?

Well, I didn't really get a chance to warm up. Heather was so . . . eager to convince him of her position.

[doper american]

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Whoever is in that video, you are an idiot, get your facts straight, the guy filming is the only guy who has some intellagence.

[Wash O'Hanley]

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intellagence

Your fail... it's unprecedented.

[Nobar King]

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Jenny, you are a True Christian and a True American and a blessing to us all with your wisdom and modesty. I applaud your effort to tell the commie cameraman your thoughts so that his video wouldn't just represent the side HE wanted to show. I'd vote for you.

[JennyD]

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Jenny, you are a True Christian and a True American and a blessing to us all with your wisdom and modesty. I applaud your effort to tell the commie cameraman your thoughts so that his video wouldn't just represent the side HE wanted to show. I'd vote for you.

As I said, I didn't get a chance. Heather kept popping up in front of the guy, even when I was just about to speak there. But I'm not at all annoyed!


Oh, Heather? I'm sorry, but your room has been taken by a certain female conservative talk-radio hostess (whose name I cannot mention in public, you understand). But I do have a lovely room at the Don't Drip Inn which I think would suit your needs perfectly! It's in the basement, so there's a lot of privacy, and right next to the boiler, so it's nice and warm! (I know how you hate drafts.) It comes complete with a mop and bucket, to take care of your heavy days.

Of course, I won't charge extra for the premium room! Your things will be moved tonight. Laura arrives tomorrow morning, and we do need to disinfect freshen up the room for her.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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As I said, I didn't get a chance. Heather kept popping up in front of the guy, even when I was just about to speak there. But I'm not at all annoyed!


Oh, Heather? I'm sorry, but your room has been taken by a certain female conservative talk-radio hostess (whose name I cannot mention in public, you understand). But I do have a lovely room at the Don't Drip Inn which I think would suit your needs perfectly! It's in the basement, so there's a lot of privacy, and right next to the boiler, so it's nice and warm! (I know how you hate drafts.) It comes complete with a mop and bucket, to take care of your heavy days.

Of course, I won't charge extra for the premium room! Your things will be moved tonight. Laura arrives tomorrow morning, and we do need to disinfect freshen up the room for her.

Now Sister, I do sense just the slightest, tiniest bit of resentment. You shouldn't feel bad at all! Heather hit it out of the park! She made that "reporter" look like an idiot! The part where she kept yelling "OBAMA!" over and over was especially effective.

Honestly, I don't know how you could have done any better, she was PERFECT! Although I'm sure your could have done almost as well, except your voice isn't quite a shrill as Heather's, but shrill works perfectly for shouting into a camera!

[Ebenezer Wright]

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Your youthful and attractive smile was enough support for the McCain campaign.

I know that if I were an Osambo supporter, seeing such a young and respectful True Christian™ lady giving her support would influence me to change my vote.

[Brother J.H.]

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Wow Jenny,

You're pretty. Were you in this part at all?

[JennyD]

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Your youthful and attractive smile was enough support for the McCain campaign.

I know that if I were an Osambo supporter, seeing such a young and respectful True Christian™ lady giving her support would influence me to change my vote.

Brother, you're so sweet!!

Wow Jenny,

You're pretty. Were you in this part at all?

Thanks! No, I wasn't in that part. But I see he kept asking the same idiotic questions that lead nowhere:

"Do you think BO is a terrorist?" If yes, "Then why was John McCain standing on a stage with him last night?" Um, the debate?

I think this videographer might be a tiny bit slow on the uptake, if you know what I mean.

"How long ago did you hear about Sarah Palin? How long ago did you hear about BO?" Um, so?

What a tard. Let's face it, Heather wasted her ample talents on this guy.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

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Your youthful and attractive smile was enough support for the McCain campaign.

Well it wasn't enough for me!!!

I know that if I were an Osambo supporter, seeing such a young and respectful True Christian™ lady giving her support would influence me to change my vote.

We had a get together on Wednesday at a classmates home. Jenny was preaching her Palin-McCain banter after only 2 drinks. Sorry, it's only a cell phone picture,



but you can see that she is trying to use her charmsto influence us young male republicans. Mr. Wright, you have been hoodwinked.



I must protest! Now you know I've got much for love you, Jennifer. I really do. But voting for a woman? My jaw almost dropped. I had to come to the forum to see if this was for real. I thought maybe you had drunk one of those energy drink/alcohol mixes and lost your mind. Chelsea likes to give those drinks to people without telling them. But no, the pastors are actually supporting a presidential nominee who would pick a woman VP.

[Ebenezer Wright]

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I think I would rather see a woman in office then a queer terrorist.

[Brother J.H.]

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I think I would rather see a woman in office then a queer terrorist.

or a practicing negro.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

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I think I would rather see a woman in office then a queer terrorist.

If John McCain becomes president he'll let all the terrorist into the country. THE MAN IS COMPROMISED!!!! He has a fat ugly brown suicidal jihadess-in-the-making under his own roof!!! HIS OWN ROOF!!!!




GROSS!!! It's like a big stinking disgusting shit stain on a beautiful immaculate pair of expensive white undies. Luckily she shaved her beard, mustache and the center of her uni-brow or else she'd be even more disgusting to look upon. Those Bangladeshites, and all the smelly dessert types, have women and men with excessive facial hair.

We have to demand Mike Huckabee be the Republican presidential nominee!!! I'm writing his name in and I hope Landover Baptist uses its extensive ties to spread the word.