Cause of this economic collapse? OBAMA!

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

My friends, it is time for us to face facts. I've been doing a lot of research with my graduate students in the past months on the issue near & dear to many Americans' hearts: the economy. Many of us here at Landover have seen our multimillion dollar accounts lose HUNDREDS of dollars, and we just can't stand for that. My friends, what you are about to hear is shocking, but not unexpected.

Obama is causing the economic crisis.

Let me say that again. Obama is causing the economic crisis.

This is not some "market correction" or some "minor adjustment". This is a full-blown CRASH. And let us look at the facts: a year ago yesterday, when the American public was still trusting George W. Bush, the stock market hit its peak. The markets were doing admirably--growing in leaps and bounds. And then a dark spot showed up on the horizon. Literally. A dark spot named Barak HUSSEIN Obama.

My friends: these are the facts. And until we vote NO on the terrorist for President, we won't see economic upturn. That's just science. NO to Obama means YES to prosperity. Pass it on!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Cause of this economic collapse? OBAMA!

Well, him and the Clintons, right?

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Cause of this economic collapse? OBAMA!

Well of course we can't forget the Clintons, my friend, and thank you for pointing that out. The Clintons set in motion this whole series of events, for certain. We wouldn't be in this mess if they hadn't started this whole anti-Bush rhetoric about the nonsense of "Bush was handed a surplus and ran it into a huge deficit in record time" and "McCain/Bush don't understand the dangers of a completely deregulated market" load of bull-hockey. Their constant underminings laid the framework for Obama to come along and herald the destruction of America as we know it. The Clintons and Obama are the biggest threats to freedom and capitalism that the world has ever known--are you going to let Obama get into office and destroy what we have left, or are you going to let a maverick rebuild America as the top-notch empire we once were?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Cause of this economic collapse? OBAMA!

Well, him and the Clintons, right?

And homosexuals and feminists.

[SUV]

Re: Cause of this economic collapse? OBAMA!

Dr Brother Ernest,

I noticed that neegroes began getting arrogant Right around the time watermelons became seedless. And now one has the temerity to run for President of the United States - Spoiled brats!!!

Oh! how I will soon be missing the Godly wisdom and intelligence of George W. Bush

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Cause of this economic collapse? OBAMA!

Dr Brother Ernest,

I noticed that neegroes began getting arrogant Right around the time watermelons became seedless. And now one has the temerity to run for President of the United States - Spoiled brats!!!

Good point, Sister. While the fluffy-bunny Christians-lite at Conservapedia love to play fast and loose with the Word of God, even they called it correctly when they called you-know-whom a affirmative-action candidate.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Cause of this economic collapse? OBAMA!

I just hope that after Barack Osama suffers a humiliating defeat in the election, Our New President will hold this Obama character responsible for the damage he's done to our economy. Perhaps Sen. McCain can begin campaigning on repealing the anti-lynching laws--- that should win him many votes in what may be a very close election because of the Liberal Media's love affair with That One.

[Brother J.H.]

Re: Cause of this economic collapse? OBAMA!

Well, him and the Clintons, right?

My thoughts exactly. I don't know how America will ever recover from the Hell the Clintons left the USA in.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Cause of this economic collapse? OBAMA!

This world-wide sell off in the markets can only be a reaction to the possibility that Obsama will win the election. Everyone is cashing out to prepare for the dark times. Be prepared for the White House to become a crack house and for Janet Jackson's nipples to appear on television every night.

The markets will only return to normal if McCain wins the election.

[Nobar King]

Re: Cause of this economic collapse? OBAMA!

How many longstanding American companies will fail to survive the market meltdown? I'm sure John McCain would be able to help the right ones to not fail.

If Barak Obama gets elected, you know who he's going to bail out:

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Cause of this economic collapse? OBAMA!

On the bright side, at least America's pimping, crack dealing, and second-hand pie retail industries are experiencing continued economic growth.

[Mr. Jingles]

Re: Cause of this economic collapse? OBAMA!

While I agree that Obama has caused most of our economic woes, Mexicans are also to blame. Taco vending does not lift up the economy, & seeing unrepentant Catholics out in public does not please Jesus.

[Bob4God]

Re: Cause of this economic collapse? OBAMA!

We saw similar trends in the 2004 elections. Godly Fox News pointed out that whenever Kerry gave a speech the market would almost crash, and then when his approval would fall, the market would climb by leaps and bounds. This isn't just a random thing, folks. We need to pray urgently that Obama LOSES this election!

Praise GOD!