Palin: Constitutional Gay Ban? YOU BETCHA!

[JennyD]

I got this great article in my RSS feed this evening . . . Sarah Palin, the Godly future President, has declared that unlike John McCain, she supports a Constitutional BAN on gay "marriage"!!

From the source article:

Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin says she supports a constitutional amendment banning gay marriage, a break with John McCain who has said he believes states should be left to define what marriage is.

"I have voted along with the vast majority of Alaskans who had the opportunity to vote to amend our Constitution defining marriage as between one man and one woman. I wish on a federal level that's where we would go. I don't support gay marriage," Palin said. She said she believed traditional marriage is the foundation for strong families.

She's the female version of Mike Huckabee, I tell ya!

[VictoryOS]

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I must say that I have been extremely impressed with Sister Palin. Who knew eskimos could be so intelligent and wise!

[Mr. Jingles]

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I must say that I have been extremely impressed with Sister Palin. Who knew eskimos could be so intelligent and wise!

It comes from clubbing all those baby seals....

[Mr. Old Iron Crotch]

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She's the female version of Mike Huckabee, I tell ya!

Really?
Cause I always thought of her as Dan Quayle with ***s.

[TC Patriot]

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Really?
Cause I always thought of her as Dan Quayle with ***s.

When that Joo Lover McCain dies in office Sister Sarah will not only ban homer marriage but she will put them to death. Sister Sarah hunts gay moose, seals, polar bears and wolves from her chopper. I can only hope that she invokes Levtical law and puts these homers to death. I would love to fly with my buddy Chopper Bob with a night scope and blast homers like you when Sister Sarah legalizes homer hunting.

McCain wants to bring the Joo World Order. Sister Sarah wants to bring the New Godly World Order.

[George Carlin]

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Gay marriage and Abortion is not and should not be solved Federally.

Each state should vote on it desperately, that's how America works.

[George Carlin]

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Gay marriage and Abortion is not and should not be solved Federally.

Each state should vote on it desperately, that's how America works.

Are*

Bahah.

[George Carlin]

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Gay marriage and Abortion is not and should not be solved Federally.

Each state should vote on it separately, that's how America works.

3 hours of sleep is killing me haha.

[TC Patriot]

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Last I knew George Carlin was burning in hell.

[Nobar King]

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I heard that California has a ballot initiative to add a ban for gay marriage to the state constitution. That's a good step, right?

[Steve Allen]

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Gay marriage and Abortion is not and should not be solved Federally.

Each state should vote on it desperately, that's how America works.

Are*

Bahah.

3 hours of sleep is killing me haha.

Hey George, Steve Allen here. We first met in the early sixties back stage at The Tonight Show when Jack Parr was still hosting.

I said "we" met as if I was talking to the real George Carlin. Did you see what I did there? The old misdirection introline, then the joke goes a completely different way.

I don't post from the Other Side much, as there is really a lot to do here. And the buffets are to die for!

Get it, "to die for"? I'm dead, so . . . Anyway, you are some loser who just picked George's name and didn't even bother to go find a pic for an avatar. I hope they ban your lazy, unfunny, clumsy posting butt so I can get back to playing Parcheesi with Arch Duke Franz Ferdinand of Austria and Ernie Kovacs.

Say Goodnight Jane.

Jane?

JANE?

Oh that's right, she's dead too!

Damn, I am a pistol!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Gay marriage and Abortion is not and should not be solved Federally.

Each state should vote on it desperately, that's how America works.

America is a Christian country, God's favorite. He doesn't want sodomites or baby killers here, and neither do the rest of us normal people. No state should allow sin, which is why we want God's Holy Word to replace the outdated secular Constitution.

And why do you capitalize those sins?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Gay marriage and Abortion is not and should not be solved Federally.

Each state should vote on it desperately, that's how America works.

Federalism is there to protect America from lie-berals in Washington, not to make America more lie-beral.

I heard that California has a ballot initiative to add a ban for gay marriage to the state constitution. That's a good step, right?

It's a good first step. Ultimately, our laws on marriage and divorce should track the Holy Bible exactly, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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It's a good first step. Ultimately, our laws on marriage and divorce should track the Holy Bible exactly, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals.

Amen!

I'm waiting for the ban on divorce to come along, and the reinstatement of the death penalty for adulterous women.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Amen!

I'm waiting for the ban on divorce to come along, and the reinstatement of the death penalty for adulterous women.

Sounds as though you'd like to be able to use "The Handmaid's Tale" as a history book instead of a work of fiction. <<shudder>>