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Brothers and Sisters,
We all know someone in our daily live who lives outside the rules, who flaunts generally-accepted guidelines in life, but until now, there was no way to truly reward them. Now, thanks to Landover Baptist University we are proud to unveil a brand new way to thank these mavericks who set America right.
I am proud to introduce....
MaveriCash!
A nifty new way for you to show your appreciation for America's #1 untapped resource: maverickness. This is a trait that we need to both recognize and appreciate, and what better way than with a patriotic symbol of America's #1 and #2 mavericks.
Give it to your friends, family, acquaintances and other miscellaneous people that make your coffees throughout the day to reward true maverickyness. These points help to identify those who are truly mavericks in today's day and age when the word "Maverick" is thrown around willy-nilly. Give this gift to a person who exemplifies that which is truly American™. Some nifty ideas:
Suggested occasions for awarding a Maverick Point:
We all know someone in our daily live who lives outside the rules, who flaunts generally-accepted guidelines in life, but until now, there was no way to truly reward them. Now, thanks to Landover Baptist University we are proud to unveil a brand new way to thank these mavericks who set America right.
I am proud to introduce....
MaveriCash!
A nifty new way for you to show your appreciation for America's #1 untapped resource: maverickness. This is a trait that we need to both recognize and appreciate, and what better way than with a patriotic symbol of America's #1 and #2 mavericks.
Give it to your friends, family, acquaintances and other miscellaneous people that make your coffees throughout the day to reward true maverickyness. These points help to identify those who are truly mavericks in today's day and age when the word "Maverick" is thrown around willy-nilly. Give this gift to a person who exemplifies that which is truly American™. Some nifty ideas:
Suggested occasions for awarding a Maverick Point:
- When you see someone spreading the Word of God to an unwilling person within earshot.
- When you see a True Christian persecuted for slapping a Wal-Mart cashier who refuses to say "Merry Christmas" instead of the pagan "Happy Holidays" communist slogan.
- Award yourself one when you change lanes on the freeway without changing signals like a True Maverick™.
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