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  • Abdul-Khaaliq
    Deranged moon-worshipping terrorist.
    • Feb 2007
    • 81
    #1

    TO MY FELLOW AMERICANS

    Assalam alaikum

    As a token of my friendship to all of you good people of Landover I will help you to convert to the ONE true faith once our Savior Obama is in control.

    I understand that this will be a time of change for all Christian Americans. Your Brother Abdul Khaaliq is here to help you.

    "O people who take pleasure in a life that will vanish, falling in love with a fading shadow is sheer stupidity"
    Ibn al-Qayyim
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: TO MY FELLOW AMERICANS

      Originally posted by Abdul-Khaaliq View Post
      Assalam alaikum

      As a token of my friendship to all of you good people of Landover I will help you to convert to the ONE true faith once our Savior Obama is in control.

      I understand that this will be a time of change for all Christian Americans. Your Brother Abdul Khaaliq is here to help you.

      "O people who take pleasure in a life that will vanish, falling in love with a fading shadow is sheer stupidity"
      Ibn al-Qayyim
      First off, you are NOT American you filthy camelpiss drinking towel head. You are a sand nigra. You are a terrorist, and come election day you vermin are going to be rounded up and renditioned elsewhere.

      Second of all, we True Christians(tm) would rather die than entertain the notion of worshiping your moon "god" and his child molesting "prophet" (may piss be upon them). We belong to Jesus, and Jesus always wins, you vile cultist.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Wide-Open
          Director of European Evangelical Outreach
          A Shining Example of Christ's Love
          Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2007
          • 18449
          #3
          Re: TO MY FELLOW AMERICANS

          Originally posted by Abdul-Khaaliq View Post
          Assalam alaikum
          That sounds gross. You shouldn't do that to food, even if it's Italian.

          I will help you to convert to the ONE true faith once our Savior Obama is in control.
          So you never want to help us "convert"? Because there is no way Rabombo is going to win the elections.
          Psalm 81:10:
          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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