Will President Palin's Retarded Child Be Allowed in the White Hou

[Mistress Cookie]

I was thinking...aren't there laws about letting retarded people run amuck in the White House? Because what if they accidentally start WWIII by falling on the big red button that triggers our nuclear weapons, or by knocking down a visiting dignitary?

Will a little dog house be built outside the White House for President Palin's youngest, and slowest, child? Will she be allowed to bring him to church services?

And how long do those runty "children" usually live, actually? I would hate for him to drag her down in four years, when she runs for re-election.

[Mr. Old Iron Crotch]

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Sure, Palin and her down-syndrome baby will be able to get a tour of the White House, just like anyone else.

Oh, wait.... what? You're asking about them living there? Why would they get to live there? You have to be President or Vice President to live there? What? You expect her to be VP? Hah! Never happen!

[Nobar King]

Re: Will President Palin's Retarded Child Be Allowed in the White

They probably have a room in the basement with a cage, or somewhere that they can tie him up.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Will President Palin's Retarded Child Be Allowed in the White

<< They probably have a room in the basement with a cage >>

Of course you're right. Probably a holdover from Clinton's secret sexcapades.

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: Will President Palin's Retarded Child Be Allowed in the White

I was thinking...

Be careful with that, Landovarians don't cotton much to women who get all to thinkin'.

aren't there laws about letting retarded people run amuck in the White House?

Clearly not... familiar with G.W. Bush?




Bless you, my beautician-challenged borborygmatic,
Father Mo




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[Buckminster Carlson]

Re: Will President Palin's Retarded Child Be Allowed in the White

There's nothing wrong with President Bush. Read the book "Slander" by Ann Coulter. You'll see that democrats are much more stupider than republicans.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Clearly not... familiar with G.W. Bush?.

Bullseye, padre.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Be careful with that, Landovarians don't cotton much to women who get all to thinkin'.

The Romanist priesthood doesn't cotton much to women at all, and we know why not, don't we, Mo?

[Talitha]

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They probably have a room in the basement with a cage, or somewhere that they can tie him up.

It was good enough for my Daughter until Jesus cured her. Praise His Holy name.

There's nothing worse than having a retarded running around hollering and dribbling when you've got the ladies around for a soiree.

[Father Maurice Lester]

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...There's nothing worse than having a retarded running around hollering and dribbling when you've got the ladies around for a soiree.

A very, very common Baptiwt women's complaint I understand.



All of the children God brings into this world are gifts we must be thankful for.


"Behold, children are a heritage from the Lord,
The fruit of the womb is a reward."


Of course you know your Psalms well so I need not remind you!


Chaining children up in cages is a terrible thing to do and you should go and confess your sins before it is too late.




Bless you, My Mommy Deerist,
Father Mo



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[Buckminster Carlson]

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Chaining children up in cages is a terrible thing to do

They aren't chaining children up in cages. They're chaining retardeds up in cages. There is clearly a difference.

This is a picture of a retarded:

http://www.erichufschmid.net/Dumb-down/super-retard.JPG

This is a picture of children:

http://images.buzznet.com/assets/users6/amethyst23/default/gallery-msg-1108689928-2.jpg

As you can see, there is no comparison.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Will President Palin's Retarded Child Be Allowed in the White

All of the children God brings into this world are gifts we must be thankful for.

The Renaissance popes thought so.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Will President Palin's Retarded Child Be Allowed in the White

"Behold, children are a heritage from the Lord,
The fruit of the womb is a reward."


Of course you know your Psalms well so I need not remind you!

Indeed. Note that it says reward, not retard.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Will President Palin's Retarded Child Be Allowed in the White

Bullseye, padre.

Here's a surprise, one pagan supporting another.

[Adam Smith]

Re: Will President Palin's Retarded Child Be Allowed in the White

I don't know. Perhaps she should send it to a special boarding school?