McCain Transition Team Taking Resumes

[H. Montague Worthington]

As a member of the McCain/Palin Transition team, I've been instructed to collect resumes from qualified (e.g. White, Christian, conservative, dogmatic, family connections, contributors, etc.) applicants for key positions in the McCain administration. Experience in judging Arabian Show Horses or graduation from an Evangelical Law School is a plus. There will not be a lot of time between election day and the inauguration, so I urge you to forward the resumes of bright, young Conservative Christian warriors to my downtown Freehold office. I will also be accepting resumes at Bible Study Thursday night, and at church this Sunday.

[Jimmy-Roy Stewart]

Re: McCain Transition Team Taking Resumes

Will they need someone to do the lawn at the white house im' a contributor well i contribute what i can.

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: McCain Transition Team Taking Resumes

As a member of the McCain/Palin Transition team, I've been instructed to collect resumes...

I bought stock in Crayon a few weeks ago!



On another note... why do you need a transition team to move to political oblivion?




Bless you, my Silly Sycophant,
Father Mo



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[TC Patriot]

Re: McCain Transition Team Taking Resumes

The Bush brothers, W, Neil and Jeb will play a huge role in the McCain/Palin presidency.

[Brother Cletus]

Re: McCain Transition Team Taking Resumes

Will they need someone to do the lawn at the white house im' a contributor well i contribute what i can.

I'm sure they will. But even more importantly, I think Jimmy the Landscaper needs to go out on the stump for McCain. Tell the crowds about how Obama is going to destroy Israel and hold you back from buying your own lawn mower because he wants to take your wealth from you!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: McCain Transition Team Taking Resumes

The Bush brothers, W, Neil and Jeb will play a huge role in the McCain/Palin presidency.

Praise Jesus, our very own Pastor Deacon Fred has expressed just such sentiments in this inspiring video:

Let us also hope that present members of the Bush administration, like Condi Rice, sign up as well. There is nothing like tapping the experience that has lead to the success of the last eight years.