Obama Infomercial

[JennyD]

Coming soon to a TV near you, the half-hour Obama Infomercial!

Following in the footsteps of late-night TV classics like the Dr. Ho Muscle Massager and the Oreck XL vacuum cleaner, Senator Barack Hussein Obama will present to the American public a half-hour infomercial on Wednesday, October 29.

Questions posed by voters in Florida will include subjects on all Americans' minds:

• How will Obama fix the economy?
• Will Obama launch terrorist attacks on America from the White House?
• Why does Obama think infanticide is "cool"?
• Does Obama slice, dice, AND julienne?

Major League Baseball has postponed the start of Game 5 of the World Series to accommodate the Obamamercial. Apparently, Obama's marketing is more important than the national pastime.

[Ebenezer Wright]

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This is almost able to be classified as torture. Thirty minutes of that hellbound windbag is really pushing it. My 4 T.V. sets will ALL be off!

[Buckminster Carlson]

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I'll probably invite the family over for an evening of Bibleopoly and pan-cooked hot dogs. My grandson Steven does love those hot dogs just the way my wife makes them.

[Jimmy-Roy Stewart]

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My TV dont' work too good not since debbie did something stupid and i threw the remote at her i guess i wont' be able to watch it poor little me lol the pastors said that obomma would raise taxes on us hard working ordinary americans does that mean if hes' elected i wont' be able to buy a new tv?

[Buckminster Carlson]

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Obama is a damned socialist who's going to take your hard-earned interest so he can give it to poor people. If he's elected we might have to cut the appetizers out of our meals. I don't know if I can take that. Have mercy Jesus!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Unless this show is on TBN I don't know why any of you would be watching it. Do you want to get hypnotized by that socialist negro? They can do that you know. They do that voodoo evil eye whammy and can make you do things you'll regret.

The Bible tells us to avoid such filth.

1Cor:9-11
I wrote unto you in an epistle not to company with fornicators:Yet not altogether with the fornicators of this world, or with the covetous, or extortioners, or with idolaters; for then must ye needs go out of the world.
But now I have written unto you not to keep company, if any man that is called a brother be a fornicator, or covetous, or an idolator, or a railer, or a drunkard, or an extortioner; with such an one no not to eat.

That means don't watch them on the TV either!

[Ahimaaz Smith]

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Thaks, Pastor Zeke, for that timely warning. Several months ago, I caught myself watching an Obama ad, and I started to think, you know, we really could use some change in Washington. I was very nearly seduced into voting for a negro for President, and, to this day, remain totally embarrassed by that. Luckily, when I spoke with Jesus later that day, He set me straight.

What was I thinking? The only change we need in Washington is a Republican-controlled Congress and a Constitutional amendment letting George Bush stay in the White House until we've finally won the war on terror.

[Brooklyn]

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My TV dont' work too good not since debbie did something stupid and i threw the remote at her i guess i wont' be able to watch it poor little me lol the pastors said that obomma would raise taxes on us hard working ordinary americans does that mean if hes' elected i wont' be able to buy a new tv?

Actually, unless you earn more than 250,000 dollars a year, Obama is going to cut your taxes. You can read it all in his political blueprint.

[JennyD]

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Actually, unless you earn more than 250,000 dollars a year, Obama is going to cut your taxes. You can read it all in his political blueprint.

You mean his "Little RED Book", Comrade?

[Brooklyn]

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You mean his "Little RED Book", Comrade?

Well, first off, I'm not your comrade, and no, it's not his little red book, it's his political blueprint. Every politician has one, and in it they say what they plan to do if elected.

In Obama's tax plan as listed in his political blueprint, he dictates that 95% of America will receive tax cuts, so unless you are among the 5% wealthiest Americans of the United States, you will save money.

[Buckminster Carlson]

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Every politician has one, and in it they say what they plan to do if elected.

You mean the lies that only the democrats have so that they can somehow get enough votes to possibly be elected? The Lord knows the couldn't get elected if they told the truth. Obama is leaking around the edges and American is finally realizing that he's a red socialist.

[Brooklyn]

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You mean the lies that only the democrats have so that they can somehow get enough votes to possibly be elected? The Lord knows the couldn't get elected if they told the truth. Obama is leaking around the edges and American is finally realizing that he's a red socialist.

No, America is realizing that the republican party is an utter failure. That would be why Obama has been ahead in the polls for months.

When you've been proven wrong you just lapse to the sorry old excuse of, "McCain's telling the truth and Obama's not." That's an absolutely ridiculous statement, and you know it. It's people like you that have successfully destroyed America.

I hope to see you and your family slaughtered in the name of all the lives you have broken.

[JennyD]

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I hope to see you and your family slaughtered in the name of all the lives you have broken.

So you DO support Obama's plan to overthrow the United States government in a Commie revolution!

You're a RED, just like him!

Here, read some Truth about your hero, Obama!

[Brother Cletus]

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I hope to see you and your family slaughtered .

Spoken like a true student of Pol Pot and supporter of Chairman Obama.

[Buckminster Carlson]

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No, America is realizing that the republican party is an utter failure. That would be why Obama has been ahead in the polls for months.

When you've been proven wrong you just lapse to the sorry old excuse of, "McCain's telling the truth and Obama's not." That's an absolutely ridiculous statement, and you know it. It's people like you that have successfully destroyed America.

I hope to see you and your family slaughtered in the name of all the lives you have broken.

Listen here, you little commie, John McCain is so far ahead in the polls that the Obama campaigns head is spinning but because the public media is so liberal they won't tell you that. The reason we always go back to "McCain's telling the truth and Obama's not." is because it's the truth! Destroyed America? Son, are you delusional? It's people like me that set foot on this continent 200+ years ago and proceeded with the Godly command laid down in Genesis 1:28- "And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth." It's people like me that took a savage land full of red-skinned pre-hippys and turned them into God-fearing Americans that contribute to American society. You don't know a thing about people like me.