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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556
    #16
    Re: Sweet Sarah truly will save this country!

    Originally posted by Bummer View Post
    When i learned about it doesn't matter, the point is, if Sarah Palin wants to be vice president she should know this. The vice president candidate should inform the interviewer, not the other way around.

    I bet you believe that god is more important than politics, that's why your country is in a crisis now, too many of people like you.
    What are you, a stalker? When are you going to get over the fact that Sarah Palin was not chosen by Jesus to be the president's chief cook and bottle washer? Move on, boy! Stop obsessing over her! She'll be president in 2012, if not sooner. Get over her, okay?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Bummer
        Unsaved Trash, Whiney God-Mocker
        • Aug 2008
        • 61
        #17
        Re: Sweet Sarah truly will save this country!

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        What are you, a stalker? When are you going to get over the fact that Sarah Palin was not chosen by Jesus to be the president's chief cook and bottle washer? Move on, boy! Stop obsessing over her! She'll be president in 2012, if not sooner. Get over her, okay?
        Haha, she wont be, at all. No worries. And I'm a girl.
        Paliban rhymes with Taliban

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          • Mr. Seth Cochran
            On Parole
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jul 2008
            • 753
            #18
            Re: Sweet Sarah truly will save this country!

            Originally posted by Bummer View Post
            Haha, she wont be, at all.
            That's not up to you, now is it Jesus doesn't take kindly to people who try to take his job!

            And I'm a girl.
            And you stalk Mrs. Palin?! Are you a lezbean?

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              • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
                Scientific Advisor
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 2373
                #19
                Re: Sweet Sarah truly will save this country!

                Originally posted by Mr. Seth Cochran View Post
                That's not up to you, now is it Jesus doesn't take kindly to people who try to take his job!


                And you stalk Mrs. Palin?! Are you a lezbean?
                I will alert Brother BJ post-haste! In other news, Sweet Sarah will be penning a nearly $10 million dollar book! I wonder what she'll use this towards at Neimann Marcus this time
                Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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