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  • Larry Lee
    Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
    True Christian™ Theologian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 4464

    #1

    I heard Osambo wants to cut off Cheney's life support!

    What have you heard that darkie's gonna do, now that he's STOLEN the election!?!?
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    I loved Newt before Newt was invincible
  • Mr. Seth Cochran
    On Parole
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jul 2008
    • 753

    #2
    Re: I heard Osambo wants to cut off Cheney's life support!

    I heard that he's going to hire inner-city street gangs with government money to act as a psuedo-police force and make ebonics the national language.

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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #3
      Re: I heard Osambo wants to cut off Cheney's life support!

      Doesn't Cheney get free health care for life? I heard that they do that in case everyone gets killed and they need to get some help from some of the 'good ol' guys'.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78552

        #4
        Re: I heard Osambo wants to cut off Cheney's life support!

        Forced abortions and forced gay marriage for everyone!! Kentucky Fried Chicken served in every school cafeteria!!
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Buford T Scoggins
          Founder, Operation Rescue, Now in Heaven with Jesus
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2007
          • 911

          #5
          Re: I heard Osambo wants to cut off Cheney's life support!

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Forced abortions and forced gay marriage for everyone!! Kentucky Fried Chicken served in every school cafeteria!!
          Kentucky Fried Chicken? More likely, the terrorist organization PETA will force us all to eat tofu, vegetarian sushi and other fag foods! They'll save the chickens for their perverted bestiality rituals.

          waiting for the Rapture,
          Brother Buford
          yours in Christ,
          Brother Buford

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          The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.
          - Rush Limbaugh

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          • Virginia Day Templeton
            Christ's Battle Axe
             
            • Dec 2006
            • 2827

            #6
            Re: I heard Osambo wants to cut off Cheney's life support!

            They're going to replace the White House Rose Garden with a watermelon patch.
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            • Osambo 08
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Sep 2008
              • 671

              #7
              Re: I heard Osambo wants to cut off Cheney's life support!

              Free abortion day every month!

              Qu'ran in every secular school.

              Lift the ban on homosexual marriages in some states.

              Oh my..

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              • Mr. Seth Cochran
                On Parole
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jul 2008
                • 753

                #8
                Re: I heard Osambo wants to cut off Cheney's life support!

                Allowing Korans to be placed in every hotel room. Muslim lobbyists will be the most powerful in the world. Osambo will make the U.S. go to war with every nation that isn't Muslim and convince the American public it's for there own good. He will torture Christians at Gitmo for absolutely no reason other than the fact that they're Christian. Hateful, bigoted back preachers like Jeremiah Wright will supplant Godly men like John Hagee and Pat Robertson where they will be able to preach their imaginary superstitions and decieve the whole world. That's the future we have to look forward to.

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                • Larry Lee
                  Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                  True Christian™ Theologian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 4464

                  #9
                  Re: I heard Osambo wants to cut off Cheney's life support!

                  Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
                  They're going to replace the White House Rose Garden with a watermelon patch.
                  Sadly, Sister, that's only the beginning.

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                  I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                  • Mr. Seth Cochran
                    On Parole
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Jul 2008
                    • 753

                    #10
                    Re: I heard Osambo wants to cut off Cheney's life support!

                    I'm sure we'll see negros lining up across the nation once they make these available to the public. And the Lord knows, they'll use them every chance they get.

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                    • Osambo 08
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Sep 2008
                      • 671

                      #11
                      Re: I heard Osambo wants to cut off Cheney's life support!

                      Originally posted by Mr. Seth Cochran View Post
                      I'm sure we'll see negros lining up across the nation once they make these available to the public. And the Lord knows, they'll use them every chance they get.

                      Mr. Cochran, it truly is frightening that darkies are thinking that they are more superior than Whites, due to Osama's undeserving victory. 99% of the nigras are going to quit their jobs and leech off laborious White Christians' incomes in January. The thought of that scenerio makes me want put my hands in scalding water and watch my skin slowly peel. I sincerely apologize for my race's inherent laziness, Pastors. I will try my best to demonstrate that there are a few negroes in this Godless world who are decent and civilized.

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                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2008
                        • 13996

                        #12
                        Re: I heard Osambo wants to cut off Cheney's life support!

                        Brother Lee, I hear that the life support isn't the ONLY thing of Cheney's that O'Sambo wants to cut off!
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • SayvedByTheLord
                          Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                          True Christian™
                          • May 2007
                          • 3151

                          #13
                          Re: I heard Osambo wants to cut off Cheney's life support!

                          I heard he will force every female between 16 and 18 years of age to become hoes whatever that is


                          Leviticus 26:27-29

                          27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                          28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                          29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Forum Member
                            • May 2008
                            • 13996

                            #14
                            Re: I heard Osambo wants to cut off Cheney's life support!

                            Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
                            I heard he will force every female between 16 and 18 years of age to become hoes whatever that is
                            That's part of his "mandatory community service" program, Sayved.

                            Every 16-year-old girl will be forced to auction off her virginity to the highest bidder on her birthday, and turn over all proceeds to the Obamabortion Fund.

                            Oh, and to be sure that the girls don't accidentally wind up with their own boyfriends, white girls from rural areas and upper/middle class neighborhoods will be bussed to inner-city areas of Los Angeles, Detroit, etc.

                            Little rich girl may not bring in much money from just one "brother", but if 6 or 7 get together, they could really . . . raise some FUNDS!
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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