Is any one else worried

[Marshall]

about the pillowcases in the Whitehouse?
It seems highly likely the Obamas are going to ruin them with all the black people stuff they use on their hair. Nevermind what their slightly yellow sweat will do to the sheets.
They won't be using taxpayer money to buy new bedding every month will they?

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

Re: Is any one else worried

I hope not brother. Let's pray that one of the decent, Christian, white employees there can gather enough of them up before Osambo gets in, replace them with black cloth so the stains won't be so visible, and put the white sheets and pillowcases to better use.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Is any one else worried

I've been to a black family's house once before and I noticed that they had plastic covering over all the furniture. I hope the staff plans on doing something like that to protect the White House furniture.

For the sheets and pillowcases, I hope they go with a yellowish brown (patterned, no solid colors) so that the grease/sweat stains won't be noticeable.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Marshall]

Re: Is any one else worried

Now surely there won't be any hanky panky happening since they already have two kids. There hasn't been any sexual activity in the Whitehouse for almost 8 years. I remember they were forced to burn the mattresses after Clinton moved out.

[Glendora Christianson]

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Now surely there won't be any hanky panky happening since they already have two kids. There hasn't been any sexual activity in the Whitehouse for almost 8 years. I remember they were forced to burn the mattresses after Clinton moved out.

Surely, the crotch crickets have died by now. I see no reason why a black family wouldn't be delighted to be allowed to sleep in "white only" furniture. OMG! I assume Condi never sneaked in the back door?

Anyway, I wonder if the Whitehouse servants will confuse the new royal family with their co-workers. Sorry, I cant go on . . . must pray now!

[maneack]

Re: Is any one else worried

Just For you people, I hope they paint it black and call it the black house

[Nobar King]

Re: Is any one else worried

You don't even want to know what we do to traitors like you.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Is any one else worried

I had assumed the nigra family sleeps on cardboard boxes out on the porch.

At least that's how my servants do it. They've never asked me for sheets.

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

Re: Is any one else worried

I had assumed the nigra family sleeps on cardboard boxes out on the porch.

At least that's how my servants do it. They've never asked me for sheets.

They know better! I remember what happened to that one 14 year old boy who got you the wrong coffee. I'm glad that there are still men of God like you who follow the Bible down to the letter.

[Mr. Jingles]

Re: Is any one else worried

What worries me is the use of taxpayer money to bail their cousins Leroy & Leticia out of jail; that alone could double the deficit.

[Micah Boenheffer]

Re: Is any one else worried

Didn't Andrew Jackson build some special quarters on property. Quarters meant to accommodate the special needs of residents of Obama's type.. I would think Obama would be wanting to use those quarters as they have all the extra amenities that someone like him needs. There he and his family would have comfortable pallets to sleep on and wouldn't have to worry about messing up pillow cases. The also have convenient sets of shackles located nearby in case anyone is a sleepwalker.

[Nobar King]

Re: Is any one else worried

You know what I'm worried about? In four years and two months, Hussein Obama gets to pardon anyone he likes. What if he opens all the prisons, like Castro did? I'm really worried.