[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Why John McCain lost

STOP IT!!! STOP IT!!! STOP IT!!! STOP IT!!! STOP IT!!! STOP IT!!!

Get out of my HEAD Reverend! How do you know these things, who told you?

I need salt, I have to find SALT! There has to be some salt down here!


And look at this link, it's circles within circles! It leads back to ME!!! It's spinning all around me, like so many spider webs, and I'M THE FLY!!! Oh Jesus, please help me!

http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1T4GGLR_enUS270US270&q=KMQT%2d09112009%2d316

Or like a serpent, wrapped around it's prey:

For they cast down every man his rod, and they became serpents: but Aaron's rod swallowed up their rods.

And he hardened Pharaoh's heart, that he hearkened not unto them; as the LORD had said.
Exodus 7:12-13

I've got to hold on, I've got to be strong, I've got to make God understand that I love Him.

And thou shalt put all in the hands of Aaron, and in the hands of his sons; and shalt wave them for a wave offering before the LORD.

And thou shalt receive them of their hands, and burn them upon the altar for a burnt offering, for a sweet savour before the LORD: it is an offering made by fire unto the LORD.
Exodus 29:24-25


Maybe if I burn some hands it will help! There are rats down here, so if I cut off there little front paws and burn them, maybe that will work!!! YES, little burnt rat hands to show God how much I love him!!! It WILL WORK!!!

Now, I have to build a tiny altar to burn the rats hands on . . .

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Why John McCain lost

It seems Captain A is having a bit of a meltdown, Sayved.

He seems to think everyone is out to get him, and that KMQT-09112009-316 means something.

He's seeing conspiracies everywhere, and has even privately accused ME of putting laxatives in the canned fruit he's eating!

(Yes, from Indiana, I put laxatives in the canned fruit.)

As you can see, he's plainly off his rocker. I think he's been reading Kumquat's disturbing numerology rantings too much, and they've gotten to him.







Today's number is 11 07 2008 = 2 + 7 + 10 = 19 = 1+9 = 10 = 1+0 = 1. Today is Day 1, Sayved. Day 1. Spread the news!

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Why John McCain lost

Aaron, Aaron are you pinching Clarence's meds ?

Shut up! Shut up I tell you! Who are you? You were sent by THEM!!! I know it! You're all out to get me, aren't you!?!?

But why? Why me? I only did what I was told, I did just what I was told! And now this! Someone steals a plane, and everyone blames the pilot! That doesn't make any sense!

I'M here. The PLANE isn't, how could I have stolen it? God, why have you forsaken me! Please Father, why have you forsaken ME!!!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Why John McCain lost

Obama's brainwashing mission has already commenced! My White brothers and sisters, don't fall victim to this dark plague. TURN OFF YOUR TV, SHRED YOUR JOO-TAINTED NEWSPAPERS, and LOCK YOURSELVES IN CHURCH. The Anti-Christ and his dark minions are starting a Rapturelution. Hide your pies, chicken, watermelons, and White women in a secure environment because Negroes like me can sense the distinct smell from afar.

My nigra tendencies that I have attempted to shove back for a month are manifesting. The lust for chicken and beautiful blondes is invading my thoughts. Please, I implore all of you to pray for me. It's time to read the New Testament.

While I'm thrilled that you finally saw the Light Osambo, I'm not sure what the above post has to do with this thread. Are you spying on me too now? Are you part of this CONSPIRACY that has infiltrated Landover?

ARE YOU!?!?!

Nigras should not be able to talk with Whites like me!

Shut up n00b! The grown-ups are having a serious discussion! Or are you another spy too!?!

[Killing For Christ]

Re: Why John McCain lost

Nigras should not be able to talk with Whites like me!

[Osambo 08]

Re: Why John McCain lost

Obama's brainwashing mission has already commenced! My White brothers and sisters, don't fall victim to this dark plague. TURN OFF YOUR TV, SHRED YOUR JOO-TAINTED NEWSPAPERS, and LOCK YOURSELVES IN CHURCH. The Anti-Christ and his dark minions are starting a Rapturelution. Hide your pies, chicken, watermelons, and White women in a secure environment because Negroes like me can sense the distinct smell from afar.

My nigra tendencies that I have attempted to shove back for a month are manifesting. The lust for chicken and beautiful blondes is invading my thoughts. Please, I implore all of you to pray for me. It's time to read the New Testament.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Why John McCain lost

Who the heck are you to tell me when to do ANYTHING!!! And it's not a "bumker", it's a basement. I have no idea who you are, but I can assure you you are bing investigated by the DOF as we speak!

Bumker. That sounds like some sort of queer sex thing to me. Are you hitting on me? The Lord is no fan of sodomites my friend!

Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
Leviticus 18:22

You may be right, Captain A.

He's interested in your Bumker.

Perhaps you should relock the door until BJ can get it open!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Why John McCain lost

Who the heck are you to tell me when to do ANYTHING!!! And it's not a "bumker", it's a basement. I have no idea who you are, but I can assure you you are bing investigated by the DOF as we speak!

Bumker. That sounds like some sort of queer sex thing to me. Are you hitting on me? The Lord is no fan of sodomites my friend!

Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
Leviticus 18:22

[Killing For Christ]

Re: Why John McCain lost

Friend, the only person that has sent me to these Godly forums is our Lord God, please come out of the Bumker, your Brothers and Sisters will welcome you!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Why John McCain lost

I told you yesterday, the door is UNLOCKED, I just can't lift it myself. It's a foot thick and solid steel! Please, let me out! I'm getting rather lightheaded from the smell and lack of salt!

Send whoever, but make sure you trust them, they must be CLEAN, don't sund anyone SUSPECT, just clean True Christians™

Please God, let them not harm me! After all I've done for you Lord, don't let them hurt me! Please!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Why John McCain lost

Shut up! Shut up I tell you! Who are you? You were sent by THEM!!! I know it! You're all out to get me, aren't you!?!?

But why? Why me? I only did what I was told, I did just what I was told! And now this! Someone steals a plane, and everyone blames the pilot! That doesn't make any sense!

I'M here. The PLANE isn't, how could I have stolen it? God, why have you forsaken me! Please Father, why have you forsaken ME!!!

God Gawd, You are still in that damn bunker. I though we would have this resolved by this morning.

Damn, I am ordering the blasting. I don't have the time for this Portway.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Why John McCain lost

I'M here. The PLANE isn't, how could I have stolen it? Please Father, why have you forsaken ME!!!

Which Father is that?

"Father" Maurice Lester?

"Father" Thomas Martian?

Who is your contact, Captain A?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Why John McCain lost

WHERE IS AIRJESUSIII? I know by now that Boby and his boys probably can't find their way out of a paper bag, but you are NOT FOOLING ME.

I didn't trust you when you first got to Freehold, and I certainly don't trust you now!

What do you want me to do? Post a pic of me with today's Belgican newspaper in my hands and a loaf of bread on my head? Would that convince you that I'm NOT in Utah?

You know something Wide Open. I have been checking my files and I have yet to find your Loyalty Oath as an American Citizen.

Were is it BOY???

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Why John McCain lost

Shut up! Shut up I tell you! Who are you? You were sent by THEM!!! I know it! You're all out to get me, aren't you!?!?

But why? Why me? I only did what I was told, I did just what I was told! And now this! Someone steals a plane, and everyone blames the pilot! That doesn't make any sense!

I'M here. The PLANE isn't, how could I have stolen it? God, why have you forsaken me! Please Father, why have you forsaken ME!!!

[Killing For Christ]

Re: Why John McCain lost

McCain lost because Obama cheated like the Nigra he is. Brothers what is happening here, have i joined at a time of divisions in this Church? Sounds like this Captain is the one who dropped Osama posters all over my peaceful little town in peaceful Iowa .