[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Why John McCain lost

Yes!!!! That's it! It all makes sense now! Thank you Reverend!

It was Brother JH all along! And Bill Poole was part of it too, before Seth "fixed" that situation!

According to my calculations, Brother JH has Landover AirJesus III somewhere in Utah, near the Great Salt Lake.

He probably landed it on the Bonneville Salt Flats and then walked to the nearest LDS church!

I'll open the doors so you can all see my work. See you in a few minutes, I need to find the combination. It's here somewhere. And you'll get used to the smell down here in a few minutes.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Why John McCain lost

Captain A, I think you should whip out your well-worn copy of "The Audacity of Hope" (I noticed it in your pocket at the Witch Hunt), and review page 173 (= 11) against the Snickers bar wrapper with lot number KMQT-91109-316.

Do you see?

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

Re: Why John McCain lost

Mr. Portway, I believe the Lord just relieved something to me, and I'm very shocked by it. Not once do you mention having a Bible with you in your shelter. How could you possibly come to the knowledge of the truth without a Bible?

"Ever learning, and never able to come to the knowledge of the truth." 2 Timothy 3:7

The reason you can't figure it out is because you don't have a Bible in hand...but that also raises some questions.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Why John McCain lost

Captain A, don't you think that your research would go better with a few wise friends to help?

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

Re: Why John McCain lost

I just need more time! Just a bit more time! Please. And some markers and kite string, I need more markers and string for making the connections!

I bet they've got some right outside. I hear that Bobby-Joe always carries some with him. How about you open that door so he can give it to you, okay?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Why John McCain lost

I just need more time! Just a bit more time! Please. And some markers and kite string, I need more markers and string for making the connections!

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

Re: Why John McCain lost

I've got all my data with me, taped to the granite walls all around me. The news clippings, the ads from Wal-Mart, the secret messages on Snickers wrappers, it's all arranged perfectly. I just have to make the connections!

Please!!! Give me few more hours! I've almost got it figured out!

HOW DO THEY KNOW?!?!?!?

This eerily reminds me of a Jim Carrey movie I saw a couple years ago...don't get paranoid Mr. Portway. Trust Bobby-Joe and open the vault. I'm sure they only want to ask you a few questions that they can't put here because this is a public forum.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Why John McCain lost

Please!!! Give me few more hours! I've almost got it figured out! I think the Masons and the Shriners were involved too!!! And I've never trusted those Tivo people! How do they know what you want to watch?


HOW DO THEY KNOW?!?!?!?

What I know Portway is Teddy is bringing his blasting stuff up from Ceder Rapids. You don't open that vault by the time Teddy gets here we are blowing it in.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Why John McCain lost

Please!!! Give me few more hours! I've almost got it figured out! I think the Masons and the Shriners were involved too!!! And I've never trusted those Tivo people! How do they know what you want to watch?


HOW DO THEY KNOW?!?!?!?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Why John McCain lost

I don't know who to trust. Sister Sue turns out to be an Obama sympathiser, who knows who else has been turned! But I do trust you Brother Bobby, I do.

But I can't come out yet. I have to figure out the LDS/Obama connection. I've got all my data with me, taped to the granite walls all around me. The news clippings, the ads from Wal-Mart, the secret messages on Snickers wrappers, it's all arranged perfectly.

I just have to make the connections! And if you try to get me out, you'll need explosives. The Pooles were in the process of converting this basement into a Bomb/Rapture shelter. The 12" thick vault door was the first thing Bill put in!

The bathroom was never completed before Brother Bill was killed unfortunately.

Damn it Pathway, we are out side the thing right now. Open it or will start blasting.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Why John McCain lost

I don't know who to trust. Sister Sue turns out to be an Obama sympathiser, who knows who else has been turned! But I do trust you Brother Bobby, I do.

But I can't come out yet. I have to figure out the LDS/Obama connection. I've got all my data with me, taped to the granite walls all around me. The news clippings, the ads from Wal-Mart, the secret messages on Snickers wrappers, it's all arranged perfectly.

I just have to make the connections! And if you try to get me out, you'll need explosives. The Pooles were in the process of converting this basement into a Bomb/Rapture shelter. The 12" thick vault door was the first thing Bill put in!

The bathroom was never completed before Brother Bill was killed unfortunately.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Why John McCain lost

BJ, it seems that Captain A has already told you his whereabouts. Why not go check out his story?

After all, if he's there, he surely has no plane with him.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Why John McCain lost

I DON'T HAVE THE PLANE!!! I've been in Freehold this whole time. I've got myself barricaded in the basement of the little house on the Poole Estate. The walls are granite and it's a little damp, but I've got all the canned peaches I need! And lots of beets too! I'm sure my digestion will adjust eventually. I just wish there was an actual toilet down here instead of just a floor drain.

Ask yourself this, ask who's NOT here! Who hasn't posted since the day before the Election? Who's NEW around here? Ring any BELLS?!? And he's an admitted LDS sympathiser! Their part of this somehow, I just have to figure out how!

He came and visited AirJesus several times before the election. He seemed to know a little too much about the planes, but I ignored it.

I'm SO SORRY! I should have known!!!

Brother J.H. DID IT!!! He did it all!!!

While I don't buy for a minute Portway you would be in basement with anything but a crate of cheep booze why don't you just come on down to the station house and talk this over? We are only here to help.

Don't make us come and get you boy!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Why John McCain lost

I DON'T HAVE THE PLANE!!! I've been in Freehold this whole time. I've got myself barricaded in the basement of the little house on the Poole Estate. The walls are granite and it's a little damp, but I've got all the canned peaches I need! And lots of beets too! I'm sure my digestion will adjust eventually. I just wish there was an actual toilet down here instead of just a floor drain.

Ask yourself this, ask who's NOT here! Who hasn't posted since the day before the Election? Who's NEW around here? Ring any BELLS?!? And he's an admitted LDS sympathiser! Their part of this somehow, I just have to figure out how!

He came and visited AirJesus several times before the election. He seemed to know a little too much about the planes, but I ignored it.

I'm SO SORRY! I should have known!!!

Brother J.H. DID IT!!! He did it all!!!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Why John McCain lost

This didn't help much, either. Good going, guys. You really lost this one, big time!!

LIBERAL MAIN STEAM MEDIA PROPAGANA!

Fox News is just another group of assholes in the tank with Obama with all their fucking softball questions.

BASTARDS!!!!