Help! This Picture Makes me Feel Like a Carnal Man

[TC Patriot]

Normally I can easily resist the temptation of the flesh but seeing Godly Sister Sarah aiming this Godly killing machine, this instrument of the master's righteous judgment and I get a bit to excited.

Maybe if I have the wife get plastic surgery so she looks like Sister Sarah I'll be OK.



This one really sends me over the edge!

Maybe I need to go out and kill something.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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I killed three rats today. I ate two of them. The gutting of the third didn't go so well.

I can't really recommend rat meat. Unless you're hold up in a basement, listening to God and trying to decipher the Divine Revelations in piles of old newspapers and candy wrappers.

If you're doing that, rat meat REALLY hits the spot!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I killed three rats today. I ate two of them. The gutting of the third didn't go so well.

I can't really recommend rat meat. Unless you're hold up in a basement, listening to God and trying to decipher the Divine Revelations in piles of old newspapers and candy wrappers.

If you're doing that, rat meat REALLY hits the spot!

Uh, Brother Aaron..... think we're going to have to ask for your wings. In you present....condition, you really shouldn't be flying.

[SUV]

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rats....rat....rat

And So It Comes To Pass© "Captain" Portway, that it is actually you who is behind "RA8," expected to explode upon Landover Baptist Church like a nucular bum at any moment. Plan to "jet" them in, do you? Well, SST! to you!

I should have expected as much, you running around with that great big silly hat on your head instead of running around with the new Landover line in baseball caps: The Crown O' Thorns™

Well, maybe it hasn't been put out just yet. Still, can you answer me Honestly that you are even on the waiting list?!

And so, we see where Landover's Plague shall be coming from. Attttaggggggh him!!!!!

[Talitha]

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I should have expected as much, you running around with that great big silly hat on your head instead of running around with the new Landover line in baseball caps: The Crown O' Thorns™

Well, maybe it hasn't been put out just yet. Still, can you answer me Honestly that you are even on the waiting list?!

And so, we see where Landover's Plague shall be coming from. Attttaggggggh him!!!!!

Haven't seen the Crown O' Thorns yet Sis but this one is available now. It's the King of Kings, Lord of Lords Cap.
Maybe put it on our CHRISTMAS SHOPPING List as a Stocking Filler for our Men?

[SUV]

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Haven't seen the Crown O' Thorns yet Sis but this one is available now. It's the King of Kings, Lord of Lords Cap.
Maybe put it on our CHRISTMAS SHOPPING List as a Stocking Filler for our Men?

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It's Perfect® Sister Talitha! I'm going to run out and buy a big bunch of toothpicks and glue Right now, and Boy, won't our Mens have a Blessed CHRISTMAS-time surprise

I may even make some Sackcloth and Ashes for that Capt' Portway. What's Happenin, Cap'n! Got all your rats ready to launch yet?
Why not attack the God-less, touchy-feely Penny-coastals instead? Or the catlicks, who might even decide to Worship them?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Uh, Brother Aaron..... think we're going to have to ask for your wings. In you present....condition, you really shouldn't be flying.

That's OK Pastor, my work down here is more important than flying anyway.

God is showing me many wonderful things, in code of course, in the most interesting places. And He told me that I must find all the conections before I'm done. So many connections! You'd be surprised!

I'll let you know when I'm done and you can send someone over to let me, OK?

And So It Comes To Pass© "Captain" Portway, that it is actually you who is behind "RA8," expected to explode upon Landover Baptist Church like a nucular bum at any moment. Plan to "jet" them in, do you? Well, SST! to you!

I should have expected as much, you running around with that great big silly hat on your head instead of running around with the new Landover line in baseball caps: The Crown O' Thorns™

Well, maybe it hasn't been put out just yet. Still, can you answer me Honestly that you are even on the waiting list?!

And so, we see where Landover's Plague shall be coming from. Attttaggggggh him!!!!!

ME!?!?

You're the one who Voted for Osambo! And YOU'RE the one constantly posting pictures of RATS! If anyone brought about this Plague, it's YOU, you WITCH!!!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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I'm making great progress with my investigations! Here's some of my research and how I've made the basement a bit more livable!

Nicer than it was when I first got down here!