Bobby Jindal in 2012

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Piyush "Bobby" Jindal is the Republican governor of Louisiana. I'm sure you've seen him on Fox News. There's a movement going to get him to run for President in 2012.

I'm willing to overlook the fact he's a former dot-head turned Mary-worshiper, because he's got the right ideas on policy. Even though he isn't saved, he supports our values.

Here is his record:

• 100% Pro-Life voting record.
• Supports the teaching of intelligent design in public schools.
• Opposes embryonic stem cell research.
• Supported making the PATRIOT Act permanent.
• Supported a constitutional amendment banning flag burning.
• Voted for the Real ID Act of 2005
• Has an A rating from Gun Owners of America.
• Supports co-payments in Medicaid (no more free ride).
• Earned an environmental harm demerit from the RINO group Republicans for Environmental Protection.
• Rated 7% by the eco-terrorist League of Conservation Voters, with anti-environment votes on 11 out of 12 "critical" issues.

Here is a personal anecdote. When he was in college, one of his friends in college got possessed by a demon, and he got to watch the student leader of the Campus Crusade for Christ conduct the exorcism. Here is a link to that story in his own words.

What do yall think about him?

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Bobby Jindal in 2012

Brother, we checked Bobby Jindal VERY carefully. He is still a dot-head, sent by SATAN HIMSELF to destroy America. It is clear that New Orleans was washed away because of the Jindal curse, and will continue to be washed away until a 'gator devours him him, or the Kbrotherhood Kof Kchristians catches him one dark evening..

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Bobby Jindal in 2012

Brother, we checked Bobby Jindal VERY carefully. He is still a dot-head, sent by SATAN HIMSELF to destroy America. It is clear that New Orleans was washed away because of the Jindal curse, and will continue to be washed away until a 'gator devours him him, or the Kbrotherhood Kof Kchristians catches him one dark evening..

Thanks for the warning, Pastor. I knew there had to be a reason why Jesus hadn't given me the gumption to donate to his campaign yet.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Bobby Jindal in 2012

As you know, I have been of mixed opinion about Bobby. His article is all good reading, but here's some really interesting parts:

Though I could find no cause for my chest pains, I was very scared of what was happening to me and Susan. I began to think that the demon would only attack me if I tried to pray or fight back; thus...I gave up all attempts at prayer and admitted conditional defeat (to the demon)

Bobby tells us many interesting things about himself here.

He's willing to surrender to the ultimate embodyment of evil, to save his own skin. He also is willing to negotiate with the ultimate embodyment of evil, without preconditions. Does this mean he will negotiate with Iran, or does he believe Iran is even more evil than demons?

...Maybe she sensed our weariness; whether by plan or coincidence, Susan chose the perfect opportunity to attempt an escape. She suddenly leapt up and ran for the door, despite the many hands holding her down...

Bobby Jindal is willing to commit assault and forceable confinment of a young woman, in the name of his unusual personal beliefs. Remember, this exorcism was not a mainstream Catholic act. Bobby is not a true Catholic, just a nonconformist who calls himself Catholic - like Mel Gibson.

I left that classroom with a powerful belief in Mary's intercessions...I do believe in the reality of spirits, angels, and other related phenomena that I can neither touch nor see.
He admits to worshipping Mary - but he's honest enough to admit it, unlike real catholics. I think the closest equivalent of Bobby Jindal's beliefs can be found at Demonbuster.com.

[Glendora Christianson]

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Here is his record:

• 100% Pro-Life voting record.
• Supports the teaching of intelligent design in public schools.
• Opposes embryonic stem cell research.
• Supported making the PATRIOT Act permanent.
• Supported a constitutional amendment banning flag burning.
• Voted for the Real ID Act of 2005
• Has an A rating from Gun Owners of America.
• Supports co-payments in Medicaid (no more free ride).
• Earned an environmental harm demerit from the RINO group Republicans for Environmental Protection.
• Rated 7% by the eco-terrorist League of Conservation Voters, with anti-environment votes on 11 out of 12 "critical" issues.

What do yall think about him?

Pastor Billy-Reuben

I am a bit skeptical. I have yet to see the G word, you know, GAY. In order to fix our country again, we need to eliminate homosexuality. Where does Mr. Lintball stand on this issue?

As far as the dothead thingy goes, let's invite him over for one of Pastor Zekes extra rare ribeyes and see what happens.

I just want to remind folks that in the GOP race to out appeal osamabama, we don't need to run a Mexicant and a Neegro . . . rather, we need to run a Godly Jessie Helms type with a deceiving tan and a latin last name!

[Nobar King]

Re: Bobby Jindal in 2012

I just want to remind folks that in the GOP race to out appeal osamabama, we don't need to run a Mexicant and a Neegro . . . rather, we need to run a Godly Jessie Helms type with a deceiving tan and a latin last name!

Tom Tancredo has his own baggage:

Tancredo Announces "Artistic Discovery 2008"

U.S. Rep. Tom Tancredo (R-Littleton) announces the annual Artistic Discovery art competition for Colorado's 6th Congressional District. This event affords the opportunity for high school student artists to share their creative talents with our community.

"share their creative talents" is gay-code for "meet gay-teens". Let's hope that no Colorado Republican Party members attend to this event.