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I am sorry to report to you all that certain types of sin are experiencing skyrocketing growth since Barack Obama won the election. THIS is is just one example of how desperate people react in desperate times. Rather than turning to Jesus, they choose the devil's path. 
For those of you considering this route, a word of caution: God wants you killed by stoning, and then Jesus will condemn you to an eternity of torture and suffering in the fires of hell if you consult one of these psychos. It even says so in the Holy Bible.
If anyone wants to know what the market is going to do, or any other questions about your future, all you have to do is consult me or any other True Christian(tm) Pastor and we'll be more than happy* to help you out.
*Tithing rates apply
In Troubling Economic Times, Consumers Flock to Online Psychics
While it doesn't take a psychic to see that tough times lay ahead for the economy, online practitioners of the divination arts say they're seeing a marked sift in the questions posed by their clientele, with anxious consumers increasingly asking what's in store for them financially in the months ahead. Believers who normally seek psychics for advice on a cheating spouse are now asking whether a pink slip is in their future, and internet psychics across the board saw a spike in traffic in the days following the initial market crash.
The boom in superstition is a predicable response to troubling times, says Columbia Business School professor Gita Johar, who's studied the phenomenon. "If the future is uncertain, people turn to psychics," Johar says. Consumers tend to embrace the supernatural when confronted by stress, combined with uncertainty. "You have an illusion then that you can then control the outcome. People want the illusion of control."
Hourly rates for online psychics typically range from $100 to $1,000 per hour, but those steep rates haven't seemed to deter the monetarily anxious from reaching out.
Another IM reader, Pure Empathy, says his business has soared since the economic downturn. He charges $2 a minute and says he has no free time.
"It's really starting to pick up," he says. "People are more depressed, and I can easily make $150 to $200 a day."
"Finances are coming up a lot more lately," he adds. "People want to know when their finances are going to get better. I tell them I don't see it happening until middle of next year — we are going to have a long down period."
While it doesn't take a psychic to see that tough times lay ahead for the economy, online practitioners of the divination arts say they're seeing a marked sift in the questions posed by their clientele, with anxious consumers increasingly asking what's in store for them financially in the months ahead. Believers who normally seek psychics for advice on a cheating spouse are now asking whether a pink slip is in their future, and internet psychics across the board saw a spike in traffic in the days following the initial market crash.
The boom in superstition is a predicable response to troubling times, says Columbia Business School professor Gita Johar, who's studied the phenomenon. "If the future is uncertain, people turn to psychics," Johar says. Consumers tend to embrace the supernatural when confronted by stress, combined with uncertainty. "You have an illusion then that you can then control the outcome. People want the illusion of control."
Hourly rates for online psychics typically range from $100 to $1,000 per hour, but those steep rates haven't seemed to deter the monetarily anxious from reaching out.
Another IM reader, Pure Empathy, says his business has soared since the economic downturn. He charges $2 a minute and says he has no free time.
"It's really starting to pick up," he says. "People are more depressed, and I can easily make $150 to $200 a day."
"Finances are coming up a lot more lately," he adds. "People want to know when their finances are going to get better. I tell them I don't see it happening until middle of next year — we are going to have a long down period."
Leviticus 20:27
A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.
A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.
If anyone wants to know what the market is going to do, or any other questions about your future, all you have to do is consult me or any other True Christian(tm) Pastor and we'll be more than happy* to help you out.
*Tithing rates apply
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