I'm cancelling my sub to the Des Moines Register

[SayvedByTheLord]

This LIEbral newspaper has gone too far this time

Jesus Christ, whom many Republicans claim to follow, summoned his followers to be either hot or cold toward Him, because a "lukewarm" commitment makes Him want to vomit. I believe this accurately reflects the mood of voters in the past several elections where Republicans have witnessed consecutive defeats.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: I'm cancelling my sub to the Des Moines Register

We are planning an un-subscription drive against the Des Moines Register. If we can bankrupt them, we can get federal bailout money to buy the paper and print GOD'S message, every day in every way.

Our polls show that we can get the message to about 56% of non-Landover Iowans. That equates to roughly the number who can still be SAVED(TM) as opposed to the rest who use corn for un-GODLY and obscene purposes, and will spend eternity having their fat rumps popped in SATAN's giant hot-lava popper!

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: I'm cancelling my sub to the Des Moines Register

Fortunately, the majority of Iowa farmers are still Godly True Christians opposed to the socialism of Barack Obama, unlike the Des Moines Register. I think there is a great market for a Godly newspaper that tells these farmers what they need to hear-- that belief in the True Word of God via the KJV1611 Bible will save them from an eternity in hellfire and a Godless, socialistic hell on Earth. And fortunately, most of our neighboring Iowa farmers are currently receiving sizeable subsidies from the federal government to produce corn for Ethanol, so they will have the money to buy such a newspaper that sends out the word to protect America from socialism.

[JennyD]

Re: I'm cancelling my sub to the Des Moines Register

The article seems to sum up the failings of the modern Republican-In-Name-Only Party pretty well, Sayved.

He's not talking about US!! He means all those "pro-choice" Republicans, the "Log Cabin" Republicans, the "Catholic" Republicans, the "Jewish" Republicans. You know, all the non-Christian Conservatives who call themselves Republican.

[Jimmy-Roy Stewart]

Re: I'm cancelling my sub to the Des Moines Register

I never read the newspapers their all full of liberalism when the radio in my truck was wroking i listened to freehold light baptist radio but now the radio is broke so now i just listen when im' at home i know they report only what fits with God's Word and Republicanism so theirs no liberal bias oh yeah and i also get the news from the pulpit every sunday.