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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
    Senior Pastor
    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
    Always Biblically correct
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 10639

    #1

    America is already going commie.

    It seems that you-know-who can't wait until January 20 to resurrect the USSR right here in God's favorite country.

    From The Washington False Christian Post:

    Americans' Food Stamp Use Nears All-Time High

    Fueled by rising unemployment and food prices and general laziness and socialism, the number of false American shiftless bums on food stamps is poised to exceed 30 million for the first time this month, surpassing the historic high set in 2005 after God smote the Big Sleazy with Hurricane Katrina.

    The figures will put the spotlight on hunger when Congress begins deliberations on a new economic stimulus package, said legislators and anti-hunger advocates, predicting that any stimulus bill will include a boost in food stamp benefits. Advocates are also optimistic that President-elect Comrade Barack HUSSEIN Obama, who made campaign promises to end childhood hunger and whose mother once briefly received food stamps, will make the issue a priority next year when he starts to implement his five-year plan.
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  • Grampy McNutt
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Nov 2008
    • 5

    #2
    Re: America is already going commie.

    Damn bleeding heart liberals can only get their rocks off by nuturing the lazy and the criminals.

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    • WilliamJenningsBryan
      True Christian™
       
      • Jan 2007
      • 9383

      #3
      Re: America is already going commie.

      Originally posted by Grampy McNutt View Post
      Damn bleeding heart liberals can only get their rocks off by nuturing the lazy and the criminals.
      They just love to watch the ghettos of America jive during the holiday season. Those food stamps allow them to purchase crack cocaine with their extra cash.

      Welcome to Landover, Grampy McNut. Stop by the Introduction Forum the next time you grace us with your presence. Everyone is anxious to meet one who has attained your years and wisdom.

      Praise Jesus!
      Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
      brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
      ...and get off my lawn
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      • Mr. Jingles
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Aug 2007
        • 574

        #4
        Re: America is already going commie.

        What? Feeding hungry people? If that isn't marxist, then I don't know what is...

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        • Buford T Scoggins
          Founder, Operation Rescue, Now in Heaven with Jesus
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2007
          • 911

          #5
          Re: America is already going commie.

          Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
          They just love to watch the ghettos of America jive during the holiday season. Those food stamps allow them to purchase crack cocaine with their extra cash.
          As soon as Hussein Osambo becomes president, they won't even need to use cash, they'll just buy crack directly with the food stamps! They might even rename them "crack stamps!"


          Photo of Osambo supporter, high on drugs!

          YIC,
          Buford
          yours in Christ,
          Brother Buford

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          The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.
          - Rush Limbaugh

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          • Brother Temperance
            Senior Usher
            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
            A very nice young man
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15621

            #6
            Re: America is already going commie.

            My guess is that this increase in the number of filthy useless welfare scroungers is the culmination of the Democratic National Committee's grand masterplan. They knew that normal, decent Americans would never vote in the Antichrist, so my guess is that around 18 years and 10 months ago, they got their allies in the Nation of Islam to order the nation's bucks to go on a mass raping spree, in order to create an extra-large generation of warped socialist mongrel crack babies that'd reach maturity in 2008 and hand this election directly to Satan. And that's why we're seeing so many welfare scum infesting this fine nation today. There's no hard evidence for what I just said, but it is still 100% Christian fact.
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • VictoryOS
              True Christian™ Beauty Queen
               
              • Dec 2007
              • 5388

              #7
              Re: America is already going commie.

              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
              There's no hard evidence for what I just said, but it is still 100% Christian fact.
              "Evidence" is for the scientists. As Christians, we know the truth without having to read it in the newspaper. Brother Temperance, your post sent a chill down my spine when I read it. The Lieberals will stop at nothing to derail the American way.
              Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
              in 2016

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              • Jimmy-Roy Stewart
                Tin Tither
                True Christian™
                • Oct 2008
                • 234

                #8
                Re: America is already going commie.

                Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                "Evidence" is for the scientists.
                Your right yet again for a woman your pretty smart in this church were' blessed to have pastors who know the truth of God and teach it to us cause God doesnt' want us to have to figure that stuff out all four ourselves.

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                • Meek and Humble
                  Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                  Biblical Black Belt
                  Jr. Pastor
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2008
                  • 6197

                  #9
                  Re: America is already going commie.

                  If these people were righteous, they would just pray for food and get it. Only evil scum has to beg for it.

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