Straight Pride Prague ! Straight Pride Parade!

[eliot mayfield]

Yes, May 1st, in Prague will be a

Pro-Wife
Families Against Gayness

Supporting Monogamous Unions Together


Family event to promote our values and stand up to the Homosexual bullies who are trying to convert our children to homosexuality!

Say good-bye to bi!!!

You can't be hetro, if you're metro!

The permits are being applied for and on May first, the Christians will be on the move showing the gays that they are indeed a minority and they should crawl back into their closets!

Join us in Prague! If you're in Europe, it's time to stand up! stand up Straight!

[Old Man Hatchet]

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Be wary, Brother Eliot. I have a hard time believing Europeans would promote something as rational and Godly as gay-bashing. It could be a trap, one that surely involves sodomy.

[eliot mayfield]

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I am in charge of it.

[Old Man Hatchet]

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I am in charge of it.

Still be wary, Brother. You can't do it alone, which means you're going to have to enlist the help of Europeans. They'll probably have a trap waiting for you, one that surely involves sodomy.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Eliot, I'm going to make it a point to be there! Even though I was temporarily demoted due to my "incident" after the election, I got my wings back! I will be co-piloting for a while, just to make sure.

As long as I stay on my new medication and go to my counseling sessions, I'll be back in my old post in just four months!

I'll talk to the Pastors about getting a group of True Christians™ together. I'm sure we will be able to send several of the Landover AirJesus planes over to Godless Queerope for your wonderful event!

I'm so excited! And congratulations on getting such a wonderful event together. We'll show those FAGS that we don't need their SMUT ruining traditional marriage!

[eliot mayfield]

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Still be wary, Brother. You can't do it alone, which means you're going to have to enlist the help of Europeans. They'll probably have a trap waiting for you, one that surely involves sodomy.

I would never go it alone. Jesus will be helping me! As well as I hope A lot of Landoverians!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I would never go it alone. Jesus will be helping me! As well as I hope A lot of Landoverians!

Don't worry Brother, I'll be right behind you.



...from the safety of my bulletproof estate.....

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Brother Eliot, this is a wonderful idea! Please let me know if there's anything I can do to help grease your skids, so to speak.

I will bring up the subject at my weekly Men's Prayer Circle tomorrow, and see what pops up. Our focus will be on the 23rd Psalm, which I hope will bring you peace as you enter the valley of sodomitious rapists:

4Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.

[Mistress Cookie]

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Shoot! I don't think I can go. The "court" made me surrender my passport until the IRS audit is over.

But I will send our Good Soldiers off with a nice picnic basket.

I'll even throw in some family silver...before that's seized, as well.

[eliot mayfield]

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It's like the story of Shadrach, Meshach, and Abed-nego. The furnace is the fiery Hell depravity that fills Europe! I shall walk through it with Jesus at my side and emerge unsinged! The false idol, that of Homosexuality that I refuse to bow to!

Daniel, chapter 3


"5": That at what time ye hear the sound of the cornet, flute, harp, sackbut, psaltery, dulcimer, and all kinds of musick, ye fall down and worship the golden image that Nebuchadnezzar the king hath set up:

"6": And whoso falleth not down and worshippeth shall the same hour be cast into the midst of a burning fiery furnace.

"7": Therefore at that time, when all the people heard the sound of the cornet, flute, harp, sackbut, psaltery, and all kinds of musick, all the people, the nations, and the languages, fell down and worshipped the golden image that Nebuchadnezzar the king had set up.

"8": Wherefore at that time certain Chaldeans came near, and accused the Jews.

"9": They spake and said to the king Nebuchadnezzar, O king, live for ever.

"10": Thou, O king, hast made a decree, that every man that shall hear the sound of the cornet, flute, harp, sackbut, psaltery, and dulcimer, and all kinds of musick, shall fall down and worship the golden image:

"11": And whoso falleth not down and worshippeth, that he should be cast into the midst of a burning fiery furnace.

"12": There are certain Jews whom thou hast set over the affairs of the province of Babylon, Shadrach, Meshach, and Abed-nego; these men, O king, have not regarded thee: they serve not thy gods, nor worship the golden image which thou hast set up.

"13": Then Nebuchadnezzar in his rage and fury commanded to bring Shadrach, Meshach, and Abed-nego. Then they brought these men before the king.

"14": Nebuchadnezzar spake and said unto them, Is it true, O Shadrach, Meshach, and Abed-nego, do not ye serve my gods, nor worship the golden image which I have set up?

"15": Now if ye be ready that at what time ye hear the sound of the cornet, flute, harp, sackbut, psaltery, and dulcimer, and all kinds of musick, ye fall down and worship the image which I have made; well: but if ye worship not, ye shall be cast the same hour into the midst of a burning fiery furnace; and who is that God that shall deliver you out of my hands?

"16": Shadrach, Meshach, and Abed-nego, answered and said to the king, O Nebuchadnezzar, we are not careful to answer thee in this matter.

"17": If it be so, our God whom we serve is able to deliver us from the burning fiery furnace, and he will deliver us out of thine hand, O king.

"18": But if not, be it known unto thee, O king, that we will not serve thy gods, nor worship the golden image which thou hast set up.

"19": Then was Nebuchadnezzar full of fury, and the form of his visage was changed against Shadrach, Meshach, and Abed-nego: therefore he spake, and commanded that they should heat the furnace one seven times more than it was wont to be heated.

"20": And he commanded the most mighty men that were in his army to bind Shadrach, Meshach, and Abed-nego, and to cast them into the burning fiery furnace.

"21": Then these men were bound in their coats, their hosen, and their hats, and their other garments, and were cast into the midst of the burning fiery furnace.

"22": Therefore because the king's commandment was urgent, and the furnace exceeding hot, the flame of the fire slew those men that took up Shadrach, Meshach, and Abed-nego.

"23": And these three men, Shadrach, Meshach, and Abed-nego, fell down bound into the midst of the burning fiery furnace.

"24": Then Nebuchadnezzar the king was astonied, and rose up in haste, and spake, and said unto his counsellers, Did not we cast three men bound into the midst of the fire? They answered and said unto the king, True, O king.

"25": He answered and said, Lo, I see four men loose, walking in the midst of the fire, and they have no hurt; and the form of the fourth is like the Son of God.

"26": Then Nebuchadnezzar came near to the mouth of the burning fiery furnace, and spake, and said, Shadrach, Meshach, and Abed-nego, ye servants of the most high God, come forth, and come hither. Then Shadrach, Meshach, and Abed-nego, came forth of the midst of the fire.

"27": And the princes, governors, and captains, and the king's counsellers, being gathered together, saw these men, upon whose bodies the fire had no power, nor was an hair of their head singed, neither were their coats changed, nor the smell of fire had passed on them.

"28": Then Nebuchadnezzar spake, and said, Blessed be the God of Shadrach, Meshach, and Abed-nego, who hath sent his angel, and delivered his servants that trusted in him, and have changed the king's word, and yielded their bodies, that they might not serve nor worship any god, except their own God.

"29": Therefore I make a decree, That every people, nation, and language, which speak any thing amiss against the God of Shadrach, Meshach, and Abed-nego, shall be cut in pieces, and their houses shall be made a dunghill: because there is no other God that can deliver after this sort.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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It's like the story of Shadrach, Meshach, and Abed-nego. The furnace is the fiery Hell depravity that fills Europe! I shall walk through it with Jesus at my side and emerge unsinged! The false idol, that of Homosexuality that I refuse to bow to!

Brother, it warms my heart to know that there is at least one fine, Godly man such as yourself in Europe who refuses to bow down before the Godless Sodomites!

[eliot mayfield]

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There are many, but they are cowered by the forces of PC'ism and the media Homosexual agenda. But come May, we will stand up straight and proud and OUR numbers will be counted!

[H. Montague Worthington]

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If there is any sickening, foul, sinful city that needs to wake up to the true wages of homersexural deathstyle, it's Prague. Just setting foot in that cesspool of sin is practically the same thing as recreational rectal penetration.

[Holyharland]

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This is very comforting and heart warming. We do indeed need a Straight Pride week. To long have we had to put up with sinful heathens pushing their agenda down our throats. Too long have we stood by doing nothing as they continue promoting sin in God's country. Something must be done. This is the perfect way to counter the homosexuals God hating reign of terror.

Not only will it help us defend America from the Gay Agenda, it will also help teach and instill Godly family values to society, and future generations.

Brother Eliot, this is a wonderful idea!

Amen.

[Deaner]

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To long have we had to put up with sinful heathens pushing their agenda down our throats.

Amen brother. That ain't the only thing those mo-mo's are trying to jam down our throat. God speed friend and welcome to Landover.