Will Barack HUSSEIN Obama pardon Freehold's Pie Theives?

[H. Montague Worthington]

I was just talking to County Sheriff Bill Davis last night, and he is very worried that Barack HUSSEIN Obama will pardon the 247 inmates in the county jail that have been convicted of pie theft. As you know, the county ordinance madates a 15-20 year term for pie theft, and they're crowded into cells in the jail that was built in the early 1950s to house communists.

Just imagine what could happen if Obama decides to release these felons back out on the streets-- no pie in Freehold will be safe from their clutches.

[Nobar King]

Re: Will Barack HUSSEIN Obama pardon Freehold's Pie Theives?

We should ship them to Switzerland. Don't they have a pie-addict dispensary there for their nigras? I think it's right next door to house-of-smack and the hemporium.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Will Barack HUSSEIN Obama pardon Freehold's Pie Theives?


Aren't they busy making license plates, or in chain gangs cleaning up the county roadsides? This is definitely going to raise our taxes.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Will Barack HUSSEIN Obama pardon Freehold's Pie Theives?

Horrible story, but why does it include a picture of some horrible homer negro orgy?