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  • Glendora Christianson
    Spiritual Mother of LBC
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2329
    #1

    There Will be War! GOD Commands it!

    Just because the liberals think they're taking over in a few weeks does NOT mean the WAR is over. THERE WILL BE WAR! GOD COMMANDS IT! Mother Glendora with itchy trigger finger!

    PS Your Thoughts? Any ideas for new, more interesting wars???
    Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78555
      #2
      Re: There Will be War! GOD Commands it!

      Well, I was hoping that GWB might get around to invading France before his term ended, but it's looking unlikely.

      He didn't even nuke Iraquistan. No doubt big jewery prevented it.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • BrotherBill
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Dec 2008
          • 63
          #3
          Re: There Will be War! GOD Commands it!

          We already have the war on drugs, war on terror, and war in Iraq. I think that we need a war on blacks, a war on atheists, and a war on Jews! We could build huge camps to purify this great nation! There is infinite potential.
          If humans evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?

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            • Mr. Jingles
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Aug 2007
              • 574
              #4
              Re: There Will be War! GOD Commands it!

              How about going to war with Canada? It's convenient, being as they are a neighboring country; besides, there are too many Canadians living up there.

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                • Pastor Al E Pistle
                  Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 9323
                  #5
                  Re: There Will be War! GOD Commands it!

                  Originally posted by Mr. Jingles View Post
                  How about going to war with Canada? It's convenient, being as they are a neighboring country; besides, there are too many Canadians living up there.
                  What's the point? President Bush just needs to send a letter to their Prime minister saying "all your base are belong to us" and offering amnesty for paying off our national debt in exchange for becoming a state. Half of them are Frenchies anyway, so they'll surrender to a McDonald's employee.
                  Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                  "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                  Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                    • Nobar King
                      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                      Christ's Guardian
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 23748
                      #6
                      Re: There Will be War! GOD Commands it!

                      I think we should have our troops closer to home. Really close, in fact, like to protect us from Mexico and Venezuela.
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • Pastor Al E Pistle
                          Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 9323
                          #7
                          Re: There Will be War! GOD Commands it!

                          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                          I think we should have our troops closer to home. Really close, in fact, like to protect us from Mexico and Venezuela.
                          Oh. You mean like patrolling the streets instead of the police?
                          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                            • Nobar King
                              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                              Christ's Guardian
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 23748
                              #8
                              Re: There Will be War! GOD Commands it!

                              The police aren't really protecting us from the Mexicans, already, so I'm sure they would welcome the help on the border.
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                • Pastor Al E Pistle
                                  Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                                   
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 9323
                                  #9
                                  Re: There Will be War! GOD Commands it!

                                  Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                                  The police aren't really protecting us from the Mexicans, already, so I'm sure they would welcome the help on the border.
                                  According to the Supreme court, responses from Police and Fire Departments are SERVICES. They have no OBLIGATION to respond to calls.

                                  A lot of properties in Hawaii are named Plumeria Rest, or Potted Pansy Place; Dolphin cove, Paradise Cottage.

                                  Mine is named Iwo Jima.
                                  Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                                  "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                                  Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                                    • Michael's Hand
                                      Forum Member
                                      Forum Member
                                      • Sep 2008
                                      • 25
                                      #10
                                      Re: There Will be War! GOD Commands it!

                                      Russia. Definitely. It's a pity we didn't nuke that Russkie-infested hellhole back in the 90's. All those warheads.... It's a waste that we used them only on those filthy Japs.....

                                      "Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth: break out the great teeth of the young lions, O LORD." Psalm 58:6

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