[Rachael Van Helsing]

Dear Dubya,

Please, please put that monkey lookalike in charge instead of you. An improvement will undoubtedly be seen almost immediately once this is done!

[Petal]

Please, please put that monkey lookalike in charge instead of you. An improvement will undoubtedly be seen almost immediately once this is done!

dear lord Presdint, i no it alot to asks it be like a mirackle worthy of lord Jesus but please set Mrs.Hellsinger free from that demon of evilutions, she infest nearly all of her posts wiv them secklar talks an now she insultin you wiv her monkey-worships

[Rachael Van Helsing]

I'm sorry Petal.
I'll apologize right now.

Dear president, I am ever so sorry that you resemble a monkey and could well be representative of the missing link. I am ever, ever so sorry.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Dear Mrs Van Uvula. I notice that you keep calling our GODLY President a monkey whild displaying the signature that your grandfather was one as well. Maybe you are the third Bush daughter.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Dear Mrs Van Uvula. I notice that you keep calling our GODLY President a monkey whild displaying the signature that your grandfather was one as well. Maybe you are the third Bush daughter.

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Don't ever SAY that!!!!

[Petal]

I'm sorry Petal.
I'll apologize right now.

that be much appreshiateds, Mrs.Hellsinger

Dear president, I am ever so sorry that you resemble a monkey and could well be representative of the missing link. I am ever, ever so sorry.

that a bootiful an hartfelt apologys, but i detectin that there still a liddle monkey-lurve in your post an i gonna prays even more for you, it true

[Rachael Van Helsing]

You're very sweet, Petal.