Many of you may have rejoiced when you saw the title of this topic—I certainly would if I didn't know better—but the news I bring is grim. Jesus' favorite feline has been called him to Kitty Heaven.
I'm talking to Ms. Tidwell from the local pet salon about having free groomings this week for silver tithers and up to celebrate India's memory. There will also be a prayer vigil in the Rushdooney Courtyard at 3:00 PM tomorrow, hosted by myself and Sister Thumper. I hope to see all of you there. By the way, Petal is going to be hit hard by this. Would anyone like to volunteer to tell her?
Osambo's goon squad poisoned her. You heard it here first!
I'm talking to Ms. Tidwell from the local pet salon about having free groomings this week for silver tithers and up to celebrate India's memory. There will also be a prayer vigil in the Rushdooney Courtyard at 3:00 PM tomorrow, hosted by myself and Sister Thumper. I hope to see all of you there. By the way, Petal is going to be hit hard by this. Would anyone like to volunteer to tell her?
US First Cat 'India' dies

WASHINGTON (AFP) – The Bush family's 18-year-old cat, India, has died at the White House, First Lady Laura Bush's office announced Monday.
"The president, Mrs. Bush, Barbara, and Jenna are deeply saddened by the passing of their cat India ("Willie")," press secretary Sally McDonough said in a statement.
"India was a beloved member of the Bush family for almost two decades. She will be greatly missed," she said.
The black American Shorthair, which lived with President George W. Bush and his wife at the White House, died Sunday.
India was named by Barbara Bush after a former Texas Ranger baseball player, Ruben Sierra, who was called "El Indio," but the cat was called "Willie" or "Kitty" by the family.

WASHINGTON (AFP) – The Bush family's 18-year-old cat, India, has died at the White House, First Lady Laura Bush's office announced Monday.
"The president, Mrs. Bush, Barbara, and Jenna are deeply saddened by the passing of their cat India ("Willie")," press secretary Sally McDonough said in a statement.
"India was a beloved member of the Bush family for almost two decades. She will be greatly missed," she said.
The black American Shorthair, which lived with President George W. Bush and his wife at the White House, died Sunday.
India was named by Barbara Bush after a former Texas Ranger baseball player, Ruben Sierra, who was called "El Indio," but the cat was called "Willie" or "Kitty" by the family.
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