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    Thought you guys could use a good giggle in these sad last days before that negro takes office.
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      Somebody infract this woman!
      Matthew:
      5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
      5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
      10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
      10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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        And here I was thinking that Bush had gone and done what I've been saying we ought to do since the war in Iraq started. A draft is what we need to get all these spoiled rotten kids back on the right track.
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          I've been fooled by a woman.

          I'd love to see a draft. It'd toughen up some of these young punks, and get them off the streets, away from the marijuana and alcohol. Young men these days need to get a hold of a machine gun and learn what it means to be a Real American.
          A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!

          Psalm 139:19-20
          Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
          For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.

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            I'm 100% for a draft!
            Matthew:
            5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
            5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
            10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
            10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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              I've been fooled by a woman.

              I'd love to see a draft. It'd toughen up some of these young punks, and get them off the streets, away from the marijuana and alcohol. Young men these days need to get a hold of a machine gun and learn what it means to be a Real American.
              Absolutely Brother Hackwith. Young men of this country need to learn the joys of waterboarding shooting the mudslime enemies of this Godly country


              Leviticus 26:27-29

              27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
              28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
              29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
                Absolutely Brother Hackwith. Young men of this country need to learn the joys of waterboarding shooting the mudslime enemies of this Godly country
                Definitely. It sure would positively shape the character of the future leaders of the Godly Republican party.
                A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!

                Psalm 139:19-20
                Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
                For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.

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                  I agree that a draft would be a wonderful idea. It's shameful that the effete blue-state liberals should be allowed to shirk their duty to our Godly military. We should put them into uniform and pack them off to Iraq and Afghanistan. Of course, if any of them are caught being homers, we should preserve the righteousness of our armed forces by kicking them back out before they can collect any veterans' benefits.
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                    Originally posted by Eugene Hackwith View Post
                    I've been fooled by a woman.

                    I'd love to see a draft. It'd toughen up some of these young punks, and get them off the streets, away from the marijuana and alcohol. Young men these days need to get a hold of a machine gun and learn what it means to be a Real American.
                    One thing is for sure... the immediate imposition of a military draft would almost certainly put an immediate end to the perverse practice of young men wearing those tight-fitting low-rise jeans as they swagger their way seductively into the mall restroom.

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                      While I agree that a draft should be mandatory in America, the problem is nowadays there are too many queers who want to put on the Godly uniform of the United States Marines. And with the joos down at the ACLU ready to sue on a moments' notice, the military has no chance.

                      What we need is God's Laws imposed on the nation. The first thing we do is shoot all the lawyers.
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                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        The first thing we do is shoot all the lawyers.
                        Will this really do anything Pastor ? They sell their souls to Satan in order to pass the Bar Exam so in the eyes of God they are already gone.


                        Leviticus 26:27-29

                        27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                        28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                        29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                          Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
                          Will this really do anything Pastor ? They sell their souls to Satan in order to pass the Bar Exam so in the eyes of God they are already gone.
                          It would make them go away and stop corrupting our youth!

                          Sister BTB, I must admit that you got me with that one! You're such a card!




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                            I think a draft would be an excellent idea. Today's Army is full of homosexuals who only joined so that they can take gang-showers together. Perhaps if our military was full of folks who didn't want to be there, their anger would help them to kill our enemies faster! Kill, Kill, Kill! Then you can go back home, should be our motto. And I don't understand this "Army of One" stuff. It sounds either selfish or pathetic. Let's change that to an Army of One Billion and kill our enemies even faster. Forget about entitlement programs, public education, and free lunches for children of illegal aliens . . . make them kill one hundred Mooslums each before dinner time! A VERY ENTHUSIASTIC GLENDORA
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                              Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
                              One thing is for sure... the immediate imposition of a military draft would almost certainly put an immediate end to the perverse practice of young men wearing those tight-fitting low-rise jeans as they swagger their way seductively into the mall restroom.

                              The next time I go into my prayer closet, I will remember to pray an imprecatory prayer against those young men.
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