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Papist-turned-Kabbalist pop singer/God mocker Madonna is the latest rumored target of Jihadists, enraged by her outspoken support for Israel. Would her beheading be a favor to the US?
For more than twenty years, the "Material Girl", who is everything but "Like a Virgin", has degraded American culture with her unending whoredoms. Instead of turning to Jesus when she left the Catholic cult, she instead threw out the Baby with the (un)Holy Water and converted to mystical Judaism (Kabbalah).
Now, Islamofascists have placed her head on their scavenger hunt list.
According to The People, an eZine based in the UK and known for its hard-hitting in-depth investigations on such subjects as what color underwear (if any) Britney Spears is wearing this week, has as one of today's "Sunday News and Healines (sic)", "MADONNA TARGETED BY MUSLIM FANATICS OVER ISRAEL'S ATTACK ON GAZA".
The People's David Jones cleverly "infiltrated" the "terrorist organizing" website Islambase. (We think that means he signed up and completed the email confirmation procedure.) There, Jones reports, Muhammad Abdel-Al, leader of the Popular Resistance Committees (a Palestinian group who have launched rockets into Israel, which seems to be pretty much a standard hobby over there nowadays, though in effect much like throwing pebbles at tanks) typed, "If I meet these whores I will have the honor to be the first one to cut the head off Madonna if they will keep spreading their satanic culture against Islam."
I picture Abdel-Al scheduling a trip to the US right now, from one of the few Internet cafes left in Gaza not destroyed by carpet bombing runs, so he can pay Madonna a visit. "One ticket to Babylon so I might decapitate the whore, please. Yes, I have credit card. Another Mocha Latte Grande, please."
After some time critiquing the spelling of other "fanatics" on the website, Jones informs us that a "source close to the star" has revealed that she has hired two former Israeli secret service agents to increase her personal security and told ex Guy Ritchie that he needs a more secure home to protect the couple's children because she is "desperately worried" for their safety.
Madonna's spokespeople have had no comment (apparently, they've not even been asked), and she herself has been uncharacteristically silent on the matter, even though we all know Israel is right.
I imagine she's just keeping her head down.
For more than twenty years, the "Material Girl", who is everything but "Like a Virgin", has degraded American culture with her unending whoredoms. Instead of turning to Jesus when she left the Catholic cult, she instead threw out the Baby with the (un)Holy Water and converted to mystical Judaism (Kabbalah).
Now, Islamofascists have placed her head on their scavenger hunt list.
According to The People, an eZine based in the UK and known for its hard-hitting in-depth investigations on such subjects as what color underwear (if any) Britney Spears is wearing this week, has as one of today's "Sunday News and Healines (sic)", "MADONNA TARGETED BY MUSLIM FANATICS OVER ISRAEL'S ATTACK ON GAZA".
The People's David Jones cleverly "infiltrated" the "terrorist organizing" website Islambase. (We think that means he signed up and completed the email confirmation procedure.) There, Jones reports, Muhammad Abdel-Al, leader of the Popular Resistance Committees (a Palestinian group who have launched rockets into Israel, which seems to be pretty much a standard hobby over there nowadays, though in effect much like throwing pebbles at tanks) typed, "If I meet these whores I will have the honor to be the first one to cut the head off Madonna if they will keep spreading their satanic culture against Islam."
I picture Abdel-Al scheduling a trip to the US right now, from one of the few Internet cafes left in Gaza not destroyed by carpet bombing runs, so he can pay Madonna a visit. "One ticket to Babylon so I might decapitate the whore, please. Yes, I have credit card. Another Mocha Latte Grande, please."
After some time critiquing the spelling of other "fanatics" on the website, Jones informs us that a "source close to the star" has revealed that she has hired two former Israeli secret service agents to increase her personal security and told ex Guy Ritchie that he needs a more secure home to protect the couple's children because she is "desperately worried" for their safety.
Madonna's spokespeople have had no comment (apparently, they've not even been asked), and she herself has been uncharacteristically silent on the matter, even though we all know Israel is right.
I imagine she's just keeping her head down.
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