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  • Joe The Plumber: Journalist in Israel

    Praise be to God! Amazingly fit for the job, PJTV.com has contacted True Republican™ Joe the Plumber to be their correspondent in the War in the Gaza Strip, and he's doing a fantastic job, already telling off the Liberal Media "journalists" and even going under attack by rockets shot from the Gaza strip! For more detalis, please visit this, this and this links.
    Job 40:15-18 Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox. Lo now, his strength is in his loins, and his force is in the navel of his belly. He moveth his tail like a cedar: the sinews of his stones are wrapped together. His bones are as strong pieces of brass; his bones are like bars of iron.

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    Re: Joe The Plumber: Journalist in Israel

    It sure is nice to see an intelligent, qualified person like Joe the Plumber, doing whatever he can to help out the struggling right wing media. But I wanted to warn Joe about the new Shabbos Bathroom Tissue . It seems some smart person invented a way for our Jesus killing friends to observe Shabbos in the littlest room in the house without clogging up the plumbing. So if Joe's media stint goes bust, he might not be able to find work over there in Jewoosalem.
    Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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      You will all no doubt be shocked to learn that while Joe the Plumber is over in Israel fighting Mudslime terrorists, an Hispanorican has stolen Joe's day job:



      I think it's time to seal the border - with land mines!

      Yours in Christ,
      Buford
      yours in Christ,
      Brother Buford

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        Re: Joe The Plumber: Journalist in Israel

        True, but Brother Joe is collecting debts for your people.

        Which must add to the godly bottom line, why not?

        Hymie
        1 Thessalonians 2:14 ... the Jews:
        2:15 Who both killed the Lord Jesus, and their own prophets, and have persecuted us; and they please not God, and are contrary to all men: 2:16 Forbidding us to speak to the Gentiles that they might be saved, to fill up their sins alway: for the wrath is come upon them to the uttermost.

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          And with intellectual comments like these it is no wonder why an esteemed media outlet like Pajamas Media would hire someone like Joe the Plumber to be a war correspondent:
          I don't think journalists should be anywhere allowed war. I mean, you guys report where our troops are at. You report what's happening day to day. You make a big deal out of it. I think it's asinine. You know, I liked back in World War I and World War II when you'd go to the theater and you'd see your troops on, you know, the screen and everyone would be real excited and happy for them. Now everyone's got an opinion and wants to downer-and down soldiers. You know, American soldiers or Israeli soldiers.
          Joe is absolutely correct on this one, these reporters have no place being in a war zone, and if we learned anything from Vietnam it is that this reporting only helps our enemies by giving away crucial troop locations and other information. When it comes to war the First Amendment should not apply. The American people back home don't need to know about what the army or our Commander-in-Chief is doing over there and should just trust that he is doing a good job (since it is his job).

          If Joe keeps making hard-hitting reports against hard-hitting [yellow] journalists like CNN and the New York Times I expect to see him move up the ranks of the right-wing blogo-sphere, expect to see future articles by Joe on such reputable sources of news as Timmy Wurzelbacker's (Joe's son's) Myspace page and maybe even World Net Daily. The sky is the limit, Joe. Keep up the good work.
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