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  • Bob4God
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    • Apr 2008
    • 5274

    #1

    GOD sends peanut butter to warn unbelievers! PRAISE!

    Friends, the recent outbreak of salmonella contained in tainted peanut butter certainly testifies to GOD's creative genius when it comes to getting sinners to repent, amen?

    THIS article lists the American corporations who kiss up to homosexuals and have won their queer affections, and guess who is among the guilty parties? General Mills, number 60 on the list, has now begun pulling its peanut butter products because of GOD's cleverly placed salmonella germs! GLORY!

    Maybe next time the fag enablers will think twice before advocating queer "rights," as they're wasting away and blowing their stomach contents out of their mouths and gay behinds!

    Therefore shall the Lord, the Lord of hosts, send among his [the enemy's] fat ones leanness; and under his glory he shall kindle a burning like the burning of a fire. -Isaiah 10:16

    EDIT:A black man invented peanut butter, and today we just swore a negro rapper in as President. Coincidence? The LORD works in mysterious ways, friends.
    Last edited by Bob4God; 01-21-2009, 05:19 AM. Reason: Extra light given to me by GOD
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  • Wash O'Hanley
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    • Sep 2006
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    #2
    Re: GOD sends peanut butter to warn unbelievers! PRAISE!

    Well word of thumb is that a dog will lick peanut butter off of ANYTHING. Since most experts (me) consider homosexuals dogs, it stands to reason that a homosexual will lick peanut butter off of ANYTHING.
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    • Bob4God
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      • Apr 2008
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      #3
      Re: GOD sends peanut butter to warn unbelievers! PRAISE!

      Originally posted by Wash O'Hanley View Post
      Well word of thumb is that a dog will lick peanut butter off of ANYTHING. Since most experts (me) consider homosexuals dogs, it stands to reason that a homosexual will lick peanut butter off of ANYTHING.
      Oh LORD JESUS help me!

      I hadn't even THOUGHT of the homosexuals eating peanut butter off of each other's taut bodies!
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      • Eugene Hackwith
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        • Jan 2008
        • 736

        #4
        Re: GOD sends peanut butter to warn unbelievers! PRAISE!

        God, in his infinite wisdom, has chosen to taint a food that is loved by people of all ages. But just imagine, the unbaptized children and the elderly sinners who have had plenty of time to accept Christ but chose not to will be the first to go!
        A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!

        Psalm 139:19-20
        Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
        For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.

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        • H. Montague Worthington
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          • Sep 2006
          • 2716

          #5
          Re: GOD sends peanut butter to warn unbelievers! PRAISE!

          I don't think it's the fault of the gays. I blame the Negroes. Wasn't it a Negro that first promoted peanuts as a food product? Since the Negroes all know each other and agree with each other nearly 100%, I think we can lay the blame for this crisis squarely at the large feet of Barack Obama and his Negro friends and supporters.

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          • Bob4God
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            • Apr 2008
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            #6
            Re: GOD sends peanut butter to warn unbelievers! PRAISE!

            Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
            I don't think it's the fault of the gays. I blame the Negroes. Wasn't it a Negro that first promoted peanuts as a food product? Since the Negroes all know each other and agree with each other nearly 100%, I think we can lay the blame for this crisis squarely at the large feet of Barack HUSSEIN Obama and his Negro friends and supporters.
            It is rather difficult in this case to determine who GOD is punishing more, the negro community or the gay community.

            I think it is best to play it safe and say that anybody who is not a born again Christian is at risk for catching salmonella.
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