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Frankly, I never understood how come GODly President George W. Bush didn't just push the big red button and turn the entire middle east into a glass parking lot. I'm sure he had his reasons.
However, since Obama is President and is offering us hope of change, the first thing he really ought to do is nuke the middle east. Nuke them good! We have the weapons to do it, and more than enough reasons to nuke it six or seven times over just to be sure there are no terrorists left!
The simple fact is that Arabs are disgusting. Any civilized person can see this is true. They have nothing but hatred and camels, and they are currently squatting on America's oil supply! They WANT to die anyway so they can go to "paradise" (actually they're going to hell) so why don't we just do them a favor and fry them all at once?
We've got plenty of reasons:
1) Arabs grow hideous beards that wind and curl like some kind of giant mass of thick, black pumpkin vines!
2) Arabs worship the false god Mohammad and spit in the face of CHRIST! Yuck!
3) If they aren't busy rigging up explosives to stuff down their underwear, the towel heads spend their days lounging around in a tent dreaming of a disgusting orgy in paradise with 72 virgins!
4) Arabs hate us Americans for our freedoms and indoor plumbing, and they habitually desecrate our sacred flag by setting it alight and urinating on it!
5) Arabs have sex with camels! Putrid!
6) They wear towels on their heads that hardly ever get washed, and eventually their thick, Velcro-like hair just fuses to the cloth, making them literal diaper heads!
7) The Arabs do not bathe!
8) Arabs are constantly angry. They run around in circles waving guns and screaming about this Allah fella they pray to!
9) Arabs live in dirty holes and mud shacks in the middle of a desert just screaming for modernization!
There are probably a lot more than just these nine, but they are the major ones! What are we waiting for? Let's nuke them before they nuke us! Have we forgotten what happened to us on 9/11? The truth is they WERE seeking uranium and yellow cake mix from Africa. Liberals laughed in our faces when we revealed this, but they seem to have forgotten that rockets do indeed run on sugar and yellow cake has lots of sugar in it! My grandma who is diabetic cannot eat yellow cake, it has so much sugar in it!
I know that there's a lot of liberals and secular humanists out there who will make a big fuss over radiation poisoning and "environmental consequences," but the truth is the "harmful" effects of radiation are WAY overplayed by the liberal media. Even if there WERE by some chance harmful fallout that could make its way back over here to the United States, FREEHOLD FIREARMS has a surplus of duct tape and hazard suits available for public purchase!
Let's demand that Obama follow through with his promise of hope, and let's NUKE THE MIDDLE EAST! PRAISE JESUS!
However, since Obama is President and is offering us hope of change, the first thing he really ought to do is nuke the middle east. Nuke them good! We have the weapons to do it, and more than enough reasons to nuke it six or seven times over just to be sure there are no terrorists left!
The simple fact is that Arabs are disgusting. Any civilized person can see this is true. They have nothing but hatred and camels, and they are currently squatting on America's oil supply! They WANT to die anyway so they can go to "paradise" (actually they're going to hell) so why don't we just do them a favor and fry them all at once?
We've got plenty of reasons:
1) Arabs grow hideous beards that wind and curl like some kind of giant mass of thick, black pumpkin vines!
2) Arabs worship the false god Mohammad and spit in the face of CHRIST! Yuck!
3) If they aren't busy rigging up explosives to stuff down their underwear, the towel heads spend their days lounging around in a tent dreaming of a disgusting orgy in paradise with 72 virgins!
4) Arabs hate us Americans for our freedoms and indoor plumbing, and they habitually desecrate our sacred flag by setting it alight and urinating on it!
5) Arabs have sex with camels! Putrid!
6) They wear towels on their heads that hardly ever get washed, and eventually their thick, Velcro-like hair just fuses to the cloth, making them literal diaper heads!
7) The Arabs do not bathe!
8) Arabs are constantly angry. They run around in circles waving guns and screaming about this Allah fella they pray to!
9) Arabs live in dirty holes and mud shacks in the middle of a desert just screaming for modernization!
There are probably a lot more than just these nine, but they are the major ones! What are we waiting for? Let's nuke them before they nuke us! Have we forgotten what happened to us on 9/11? The truth is they WERE seeking uranium and yellow cake mix from Africa. Liberals laughed in our faces when we revealed this, but they seem to have forgotten that rockets do indeed run on sugar and yellow cake has lots of sugar in it! My grandma who is diabetic cannot eat yellow cake, it has so much sugar in it!
I know that there's a lot of liberals and secular humanists out there who will make a big fuss over radiation poisoning and "environmental consequences," but the truth is the "harmful" effects of radiation are WAY overplayed by the liberal media. Even if there WERE by some chance harmful fallout that could make its way back over here to the United States, FREEHOLD FIREARMS has a surplus of duct tape and hazard suits available for public purchase!
Let's demand that Obama follow through with his promise of hope, and let's NUKE THE MIDDLE EAST! PRAISE JESUS!
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