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  • Wash O'Hanley
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    Louder Than Reason
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2126

    #1

    Obama; already a lame duck

    Folks, it has been only one week that has passed since the inauguration but already Barack Obama is proving himself to be a lame duck president. Obama took office under a platform that included a lot of far-out and crazy promises, hope and dreams. But as of eight days after being sworn in as President of these United States what has Mr. Obama done for us?

    -We are currently embroiled in TWO wars and have no exit strategy. Obama has done nothing in his eight days in office to fix the situation in Iraq and Afghanatan.

    -There is still strife in the Middle-East. Israel and Hamas are still at war and the Jews and the Muslims can't seem to get their acts together. In his eight days in office what has Obama done to fix this situation? How many more days will we have to wait? Will there be peace in the Middle-East before the Super Bowl? Before the Oscars?

    -The economy is still in the toilet. In his one week in office Obama has done little to nothing to improve the economy. I was under the impression, based on all of his far-out speeches and claims that by this time the only financial troubles I would be having is what kind of caviar to eat. Right now our economy is at its worst point since the Great Depression and over the first eight days of Obama's Presidency has produced no results.

    -America's public schools are still failing. Each year public high schools around America churn out more and more graduates who cannot read and write at a functioning adult level while drop-out rates increase in the inner cities. We need a new philosophy on education but in his first week in office Obama has done nothing to fix the education crisis. If he doesn't have time to fix this problem in his first week when will he get around to it?

    -Life cannot be sustained on Venus. If in the event of a thermo-nuclear Holocaust or some kind of robot/alien take over we have no back up plan! Obama has taken no steps toward preventing the extinction of the human race. Where are the escape pods and the giant cannons that will launch these escape pods? Where are the space station-cities that will transport thousands of people at a time in sleep capsules to the lush surface of Venus? Where are the futuristic houses?

    So what has Obama had time to do other than attend parades, go to balls and hob-knob with Hollywood celebrities on his first day on the job (any other person would have been fired for doing so little work on their first day but because Obama is black apparently it is ok for him to spend his entire first day doing nothing at the tax payer's expense)? Well for one he signed a bill that gives aid to foreign abortion clinics; just a small step towards his ultimate goal which is to abort already-born children. He also shut down Guantanamo Bay, releasing thousands of suspected terrorists into our communities. The next time you hear the ice cream truck come down the street it could be the number three in Al-Queda behind the wheel and on your child's first day of kintergarden don't be surprised when a man who blew up a bus full of nuns is the teacher.

    I think it's pretty safe to assume that the first 8 days of this presidency are going to reflect the next four years (and God help us 8), expect little change.
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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
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    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708

    #2
    Re: Obama; already a lame duck

    This is because Obama is really OSAMA!!!



    Soon they will be sacrificing Christians in the streets!
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    • Mr. Jingles
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      • Aug 2007
      • 574

      #3
      Re: Obama; already a lame duck

      He's had 8 days; that's plenty of time to fix every problem in the world. What's wrong with him, anyway?

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      • Mr. Johnson
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        • Nov 2008
        • 100

        #4
        Re: Obama; already a lame duck

        In order to be fair and balanced I think it is a bit much to ask him to accomplish all that in 8 days.

        Keep in mind that unlike our Godly Mr.Bush, Obama is still half Nigra. There are myriad steps that have to be taken every morning to get him cleaned up and presentable and take care of morning family issues..

        First, he has to apply a bit of grease remover to his hands and around his mouth to remove the deposits of cooking oil from the midnight snack of fried chicken.

        Second, he must take a long hot shower soaping up several times over to remove the natural stench that comes from his Nigra heritage.

        Third, he has to get his hair pik and get all the little curlies on his head organized to look like "normal" hair. Like the rest of his kind we know God hates him otherwise He would not have put pubic hair on their heads.

        Fourth, It is obvious Obama has discovered some secret method to deflate his lips in order to look "normal" sized. It also helps him to speak "normally" and not in the native tongue of Ebonics.

        Fifth, he has to regain his composure by downing some coffee to counter the effects of a night of drinking ripple and freebasing.

        And lastly he must slap his bitch around and force her to fork over the profits from the evenings "work". Soon he will be having to slap the girls too but for now its just his main "HO" doing all the tricks.

        Basically if he were a normal white American he could be up, ready, and out the door in 30 minutes rather than the hours it takes to make him presentable enough to pass as anything resembling a president.
        1 John 5:3 For this is the love of God, that we keep his commandments: and his commandments are not grievous.

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        • H. Montague Worthington
          True Christian™ Entrepreneur
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 2716

          #5
          Re: Obama; already a lame duck

          You are OH SO RIGHT, Brother Wash, as usual!!

          I can't imagine Americans putting up with so much incompetence and lack of leadership for very long. I expect riots in the streets very soon if Mr. Obama continues to let these problems languish as they have for lo these 8 miserable days.

          You're already seeing the push-back on the Cult of Obama from the Godly, Principled Republican Leadership that has had ENOUGH of the inaction, empty rhetoric, and slick stagecraft of this slimy socialist group!! It's only a matter of time until The American People® see this squad of incompetent socialist thugs for what they are-- carny flim-flam peddlers duping the taxpayers into forking their money over to a slick empty suit leading us over the cliff into the abyss!!

          I pray every night that America will be delivered from the torture and anguish that we've been forced to endure for these 192 hours of hell on earth.

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          • Daisy Mae Johnson
            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15708

            #6
            Re: Obama; already a lame duck

            After a stern, yet loving correction from Pastor Zeke I have changed my stance on President Obama. I am now a supporter of his.


            Now, before you ask how come I have a black eye, I'll tell you.... I tripped and fell and hit my face on a door knob. Don't worry, I'm fine.
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            • SayvedByTheLord
              Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
              True Christian™
              • May 2007
              • 3151

              #7
              Re: Obama; already a lame duck

              I'm just glad that lefty liberal Rush Limbaugh has finally come forward and called a spade a spade.


              Leviticus 26:27-29

              27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
              28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
              29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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              • SUV
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                Have at it, anytime!
                • Sep 2006
                • 11027

                #8
                Re: Obama; already a lame duck

                See? What have I been saying all along about this "Lord Love a Duck" mania?

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                • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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                  Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 12414

                  #9
                  Re: Obama; already a lame duck

                  Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                  After a stern, yet loving correction from Pastor Zeke I have changed my stance on President Obama. I am now a supporter of his.
                  My husband, Mr. Whitford, gave me a similar lecture and verified we now and always have been 100% supporters of that boy, President Barack Hussein Obama, and will pray for his success in not bringing socialism to America.


                  Now, before you ask how come I have a black eye, I'll tell you.... I tripped and fell and hit my face on a door knob. Don't worry, I'm fine.
                  Oh dear, sister! You really are clumsy. I don't think I've ever seen anyone trip and fall as much as you. It's almost to the point that it's strange to see you without a black eye or a huge bruise.
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